All Reviews by Evil Lord Zamboni
Invasian! #1 (Disc 1)Studio: Jules Jordan VideoToo Polished? The women look great, there is nothing wrong with the guys, and the production values are great, but it was too smooth for my taste. There was some chemistry between the performers, but their seems to have been more of an effort to create an erotic, stylized atmosphere than to establish a connection between the people who are having sex. The ladies often seemed too reserved. I like my porn girls to be more lusty and engaged with their partners. In fairness, I only watched a few scenes. Maybe I misjudged this movie and it would have gotten better. I do doubt that the style would have changed though. Still, it is quite good in its own way. Nasty Nymphos #6Studio: AnabolicUneven, With a Certain CharmI rented this for Vanessa Chase, as I'm a big fan. Her scene was hot, as usual. She very seldom disappoints, and usually impresses. Most scenes were amateurish, in both the good and bad sense of the word. Camera work and lighting were not at all great, but there is a natural chemistry and genuine playfulness from the ladies that is very sexy. As vintage porn, this is pretty good, though not great. If you like more technically advanced and polished porn, this is probably not a great choice. I gave this three stars, though I consider Vanessa's scene to be a three point five. There are a couple of scenes that are below three in quality, with lackluster action. Lascivious Latinas #2Studio: AnabolicLow Producton ValuesThe women were good-looking or better. It is too bad that the lighting was usually poor and the loud soundtrack made it hard to understand the performers when they spoke to each other. If hearing women speaking Spanish is part of the turn-on of Latina DVDs for you, this DVD is not a good choice. There is little Spanish spoken by the ladies - at least, not loud enough to hear. Sperm Swappers #1Studio: Elegant AngelI Can See Why Others Would Like ThisI found some of the girls a bit phony - too many artificially inflated breasts, too many loud moans and that sort of thing. There was little or no set-up. The scenes went straight to sex, and there was little or no conversation between the performers. There was also a POV scene. I'm not a fan of those. On the other hand, I like anal, and there were scenes that featured that. Production qualities were high. I'm a Victoria Sweet fan, and while the early part of her scene was hot, it became merely warm halfway through. If you've got a special interest in sperm swapping, this might be worth renting, but the guys generally didn't shoot big loads. I can see why someone else might like this DVD more than I did. Chol Ho'sStudio: Cherry BoxxxVery Good Latina DVDI like Latina porn that features real Latinas who actually speak Spanish. Chol Ho's does that, a lot! The scenes range from good to very good - maybe even better. The B/G scene with Luscious Lopez is excellent - I loved the chemistry between the performers who genuinely seemed to be having sexy fun. Now, I want to see more of her. I enjoyed all of the scenes, and my wife liked the DVD too. I didn't watch every part of every scene, but I didn't see performers spitting into each others' mouths, which to me is a good thing. There was some anal, though it is not the focus of the DVD. Chol Ho's production values are very good. Papi-SeedStudio: SmashOK, if you like spit and ATM This movie was pretty amateurish in quality, which I don't necessarily mind. A few of the girls were somewhat cute. There was spitting into the girl's mouths a couple of times and ATM, both of which I find the opposite of sexy. If they had skipped these acts, I might have enjoyed this DVD. One of the girls had tattoos on her belly and arms that made her look cheap, and she sometimes expressed little emotion. A couple of the sex scenes were pretty mechanical. I find Latinas (and Asian women) sexy as a rule, but not this time. Couples Seduce Teens #6Studio: Pink VisualVery Good Fantasy If the idea of cute, sexy younger girls being seduced by couples turns you on, you'll probably like this DVD. The sex is a bit vanilla - no anal, no spanking, no gagging, and definitely no spitting or ATM. Still, the sex has charm and a fair amount of heat. The younger women act quite well, so they're believable in their roles. That strongly supports the fantasy on which the movie is based. I'd recommend that you take a break between chapters; otherwise the formula could get a bit old. If I could, I'd probably give this 3.5 stars instead of just three. Loca Latina Sluts #2Studio: Pink VisualMostly Very Good CompilationThis compilation is a bit uneven, but anyone who loves Latinas should find at least a scene or two that they'll enjoy here. The first scene involves two guys and a MILF, and the action is hot, but the quality of the filming was not great - the lady looked a bit orange. I still liked it though. There is a four on one interracial GB which isn't at all bad, though I've seen better. There is an amateurish quality here that is good, as the ladies don't act like old pros. I particularly liked a one on one scene and another scene that seemed to have been shot at a college party. This one started with GG action, then turned into a threesome. All of the scenes tend to be on the long side. It is good to see porno that doesn't just follow the same formulas, and the variety in this compilation was a plus. Individual scenes ranged in quality from 2.0 to 4.00, and I'd say the overall rating was 3.5 or so. There is anal in a couple of scenes, though I've seen it done hotter in other films. Very little Spanish is spoken in this movie. Gag Me Then Fuck Me #1Studio: Acid RainThought I'd Like This One More If this sounds like a movie that you'd like, you very well might. The women were hot, the production values good, and it was what was advertised - hard mouth, pussy and ass fucking. The first scene started off great, but there was some mouth to mouth spitting, which I don't like. The last part of the first scene included a really long anal, which I found got a bit dull eventually. There was a lack of communication between the performers too. Some people don't care about that, but I like communication - it is part of what creates chemistry between the actors. Anyway, it is probably a good movie for people whose tastes are different than mine. My wife didn't like it that much either, and she is actually pretty broad-minded. I Love 'Em Asian #1Studio: Acid RainLiked It Enough To Buy It!I almost never buy porn, but I bought this one. Katsuni is very hot, as usual, in her MFM. Avena Lee is good, though I've seen her in better scenes. Jayna Oso has a very hot, intense scene with some spanking and choking. Lacey Tom and Mika Tan do a great FMF. Charmane Star's scene was pretty good too. There is a bit of anal and DP here, though only in some scenes. I enjoyed this DVD enough to buy it, which I very seldom do.