All Reviews by ILikeToWatch
Ultimate Guide to Anal Sex For Women #2Studio: Evil AngelOK, could have been betterI rented this DVD because I understood that Tristan Taormino had on-camera anal sex in it. I didn't realize that it was in a girl-girl scene with Ava Vincent, using toys. It was a pretty good scene anyway, but I prefer hetero scenes. The rest of the scenes were fairly standard issue anal. The one with Jewel D'Nyle getting "instructions" from Tristan on how a woman can come during anal sex, was pretty hot. An okay rental, but no better than dozens of others. Momma Knows Best #6Studio: Red Light DistrictOne good sceneI ordered this DVD because it has a scene by Payton Leigh, the prettiest and sexiest MILF in the business. I wasn't disappointed, her scene was great. It includes anal, which she seldom does, and squirt, which she almost never does. She also has a BTS interview which is worth watching, she's smarter and more interesting than most porn actresses.
The rest of the scenes did nothing for me (YMMV), but if you're a fan of Payton Leigh or just curious about her, this DVD is definitely worth checking out. Everybody Loves Lucy (Blu-Ray Version)Studio: HustlerRetro funThis parody is just plain fun. It successfully captures the look and feel of the original "I Love Lucy" TV show, right down to being in black and white (but if you want to see it in color, not to worry, the whole movie is replayed in color in the special features).
Audrey Hollander was perfect as Lucy. Not only does she look the part (with the able help of excellent hair and makeup people), but she clearly spent some time studying the voice and mannerisms, and is a good enough actress to sell the part completely. And Audrey really earned her fee. In the second scene, an alien abduction, she does double anal and double vaginal as well as a regular DP.
Chennin Blanc, who plays Ethel, isn't all that attractive, but she sold the Ethel role well enough that it gave me a boner when "Ricky" (Otto Bauer) fucked her in a threesome with Lucy.
There is even a completely gratuitous sex scene (imagine that, in a porn video) that has no connection to the rest of the story, just gets Kylee Reese and Lee Stone together for a lusty fuck.
The Blu-Ray DVD has a number of extras. Besides the full movie in color, as I mentioned above, it has BTS interviews with the principal performers, a gag reel, a slide show, and a couple of scenes from other movies. I found those extras mostly boring, although I did rewatch the whole movie in color, which is worth seeing, just to see Audrey's flaming red hair and colorful costumes.
Highly recommended. An Office RomanceStudio: New Sensations RomanceMonique's showThe story in this case is of a couple of co-workers in an office who are strongly attracted to each other, but for some reason each is afraid to express his/her feelings to the other - until the end, of course, when they finally get together.
The female in this case is Monique Alexander, one of the most beautiful women ever to grace the porn screen. She has two full scenes, with two different men. The DVD is worth watching for those scenes alone.
Three other actresses also perform scenes, of whom the most interesting is a young newcomer with the improbable name of "Gracie Glam." She's pretty and sexy, and a good actress. I look forward to seeing her again in future films. This Ain't I Dream of Jeannie XXXStudio: HustlerA welcome new faceEvery so often a porn video delights me by introducing an actress I really like and hadn't seen before. That happened with this one, the new to me actress being the gorgeous and sexy Ashlyn Rae. After watching her in Jeannie, I immediately went to the search bar to find other DVDs she's appeared in, and to order some of them to watch.
Aside from Ashlyn, Jeannie was an okay parody. If you squint a little and set your mind just right, you can sort of imagine Barbara Eden in the Jeannie role, which is a big turn-on if you can manage it.
I have to add that Dale DaBone really impressed me with his acting in this film. Much more convincing in his role than most male porn actors. Teen Babysitters #1Studio: Combat ZoneDisappointingI ordered this DVD to see Zoe Voss's first scene. She did a good job for a rookie (she's gotten a lot better), but unfortunately her partner was Shorty Mac, who I find so unpleasant to watch that it detracted from the experience.
The other three scenes were okay but nothing special. So this was a disappointing rental. Sex And The City: The Original XXX Parody (Disc 1)Studio: New SensationsMixed bagThis is a strangely uneven picture, with 5-star performances from Bobbi Starr and Zoe Voss, and embarrassingly bad ones from Kayla Paige and Brittany Andrews, who are also not exactly eye candy. Coco Velvett also appears, in an amusingly over-the-top turn as a white trash New Yorker.
Evan Stone, as Mr. Big, does his usual professional job of screwing the bejeezus out of Kayla Paige, playing Carrie. It made me wonder if he ever found a woman so unattractive that he couldn't get it up. Probably not.
So my three stars is a compromise rating between the good parts and the bad ones. Naughty Newbies (Disc 1)Studio: Loaded DigitalUnusual DVDThis is a strange DVD. It's basically a feature-length behind-the-scenes movie. Everything appears on screen, from the actresses' first arrival through to their exit to the shower, including wardrobe selection, introductions to the other cast and crew members, chitchat about everyday life, the sex scene itself, and the post-mortem discussion of how it went.
There are five scenes with five women (a sixth woman, Darcy Tyler, appears in one scene simply as a spectator). I rented the DVD in my ongoing effort to watch Zoe Voss in as many scenes as possible. Her scene was indeed very good, though not one of her best. The happy surprise was Rosemary Radeva, in her very first scene (she now has 26 entries to her credit on IAFD). She is cute as can be, and still had braces on her teeth, apparently for real and not for effect like Kat. She was nervous and overly giggly at first, not surprising for her first porn scene, but when the clothes came off and the sex started, she was a champ, clearly loving what she was doing. I'll definitely be watching more of her scenes. Just Over 18 #24Studio: Red Light DistrictGood, but should have been betterI ordered this DVD because it had scenes with Sophia Sutra and Gigi Rivera, two of my favorites, plus one of Jynx Maze, whom I also like. The fourth scene features Vanessa Cage, who is new to me.
It turned out I had already seen Sophia's scene on another DVD, but it was worth watching again. Gigi shared her scene with Manuel Ferrara, who did a good job, and with Jessie Andrews, about whom the less said the better (blond hair and sexual passion both badly faked). Gigi did well enough, and the scene had a good premise (sexual welcome wagon to a new neighbor), but the direction and photography were terrible. Performers in awkward, uncomfortable positions, camera angles badly chosen, camera moving and zooming pointlessly, important action happening out of frame.
Vanessa Cage is cute and kind of sexy. Her MMF scene was pretty routine, though.
Jynx Maze's scene was last on the DVD. Her partner was the dependable Anthony Rosano, one of the better actors in porn today. She played the sexual aggressor and he was the reluctant guy who finally agreed to ball her (as if). Their regular sex was quite hot, and then at her request it transitioned into anal, which was even hotter. The happy ending was an internal anal cum shot, followed by a large quantity of semen seeping out of her rectum, my favorite kind of finale.
I watched every scene on the DVD twice, and considered keeping it for my collection, but finally decided to return it because the scene with Gigi Rivera was so badly made that I knew it would just upset me if I watched it again. It's still worth checking out, though, especially if you like this particular set of performers. Flintstones, The: A XXX Parody (Disc 1)Studio: New SensationsJust OKThe Flintstones XXX Parody is definitely a 3-star production, neither very bad nor very good. They did a good job with the Bedrock scenery and interiors, and with the cheesy animation effects. Peter O Tool seems to be making a career as John Goodman's porn double. He wowed me in The Big Lebowski (see earlier review) and is quite adequate as Fred Flintstone as well (he never takes his clothes off, to everyone's relief). Anthony Rosano plays Barney like a blonde Rocky (one of his earlier parody appearances), but it works.
But there's no real story, the plot just meanders from one sex scene to the next. The lesbo scene between Wilma (Hillary Scott) and Betty (Brooke Lee Adams) is ho-hum, and so are the hetero scenes by each of those actresses. The two best scenes, which earn the third star, are with Hayden Winters, playing Pebbles, getting it on with Seth Gamble's Bam-Bam, and with my fave Misty Stone, playing (who else?) Mr. Slate's secretary Miss Stone, who meets ALL of Mr. Slate's executive needs. That was Halle Berry's role in the 1994 live action movie, and if Halle had done what Misty does, the film would have broken all box office records.
The scene with Pebbles and Bam-Bam was cute as well as very hot, but it was a little silly for the script to tell us three separate times that they are both 18 years old before we got to see them do their thing.
Worth a watch, with your finger close to the Fast Forward button.