All Reviews by Mr Self Destruct
Fuck For Dollars #1Studio: GreedyGreat cast but average scenesIt's always worht it for me to see a video with Amanda West in it...way too few performances of hers. Lindsey Meadows was great as always, and Tobi Pacific seemed to be having a pretty good time. Amber Ashley is super cute but semi-wooden, and Ava Rose was just not having one of her better performances. Worth it if you like the girls. Amateur Angels #12Studio: Adam & EveDo People Really Enjoy This?All the talking and BSing around by the cast was REALLY a turnoff, and the director and cameraman didn't have a clue! I mean, how can a movie with Sabrina Snow, Kinzie Kenner, and Ramona be boring? But it was! Tayla was the only enjoyable one, and I use that word loosely. Read Sex Magazine did this sort of thing much better. Sabrina and Kinzie are two of my favorites, but I can't even get excited about THEM in this format. Zzzzzzz. Baby Face #2Studio: Bad SeedWeakProduction company is weak. The movie wasn't horrible, but it just didn't have anything to recommend it, other than the actresses, and they have ALL done better elsewhere. I love Alex Devine, and her scene, as well as everyone elses, is barely passable.
Not worth the effort. Barely Legal #63Studio: HustlerGreat cast, good scenesAndre Madness is the man. Guy can direct hot scenes even with the cheese that is the BL series. All the girls are hot in a young and natural way, the scenes are well filmed, you come away kind of feeling like you were there. Well done. What An Ass! #3Studio: Digital SinIt's okay, but no great scenesMost of the girls are good, but not great. No great ass shots here (major minus), no good cum shots (in spite of the presence of Manuel Ferrara...the girl takes it on her chin), and no super chemistry. Some good "Moments", but no scene is great from start to finish. Little hottie Micah Moore comes closest. Secretary's Day #1Studio: SmashCoulda Been Betterthey should have called this "executive secretaries day", or "corporate secretaries day". supposedly there is this concept that this is a "secretary fantasy" video, but there is only one type of secretary, they all look fairly similar, the scenery is mostly the same, the offices don't lend themselves to great positioning, and it is ridiculous to see well known wall to wall porn guys trying to act straight in a non-serious role.
having said that...
the girls are mostly attractive (lindsay meadows is a fox, and jordana james is pretty, but wooden), and there are a couple of hot moments (the middle scene, i think it's alektra blue...her getting dp'd is hot, as she is obviously into it and the guy's dick is really long).
it's just that it could have been so much better if they would have varied the concept some...different sorts of offices, scenarios, and types of women.
oh well...it's porn. you either get this or soft core stuff where they try to act...which is worse. Under The Age Of... #3Studio: DVSXOh Yeah...Good Stuff From Craven!Good flick. Really the only boring scene for me was Jeanie Marie. Tia Tanaka has a great body and was well displayed. I just LOVE Jassie...she is so gorgeous! Suzie Diamond is game for anything, taking anal like a champ. Finally, Amy is a supercute little lolita that you just can't help but love seeing get nailed. Definitely worth renting...girls are way cute, and it plays to the target audience well. Teen Dreams #14Studio: New SensationsDamn Good StuffThe scenes with Ruby Flame and Mindy Lee are worth the rent alone. Ruby's ass is a thing of beauty...gets me off every time. The other girls were all pretty good looking, and while no other majorly great scenes, almost all were good to very good. 3.9 stars. Nut The Face!Studio: Digital SinFor Facial Lovers OnlyI didn't see ONE oral cumshot in there before I turned it off. The title is well earned. If you love facials, it is perfect for you, but anyone else will be left wanting more. Ass Up Face DownStudio: 1st StrikeHas Some Good Scenes, But +1 Star For Jassie!If you like Taylor Rain, definitely pick this up, as she shows why she has the rep she does. Great attitude. Beyond that, Kelly's scene is okay (the guy looks like a hillbilly, tho), and Katja and Dominica have moments with their scenes. For me, though, the best part of this video was the masturbation scene with Jassie. She is just so beautiful, and seeing that perfect figure diddling herself, first with her fingers, outside and then inside, then with a dildo...doesn't get much better than that!