All Reviews by Mr Self Destruct
Erotica XXX #11Studio: Digital SinWorth Just For Riley AloneRiley Mason is awesome. Love her...and for me to be raving about her in a movie that also has Sunny Lane, one of my favorites, that's saying something. Those two made the video totally worth it to me. Sara Stone wasn't bad, either, but I don't even remember the other two girls. 3.5 stars for me because of Riley and Sunny. Never So DeepStudio: VCXClassic Golden Age Flick!Okay...my five star review is relative...it is GOLDEN AGE porn, so the sex is weak compared to today's standards. However, it has decent moments, is a good movie with an amusing plot, decent characters, good music, good scenery...and, best of all, it has Loni Sanders, who was such a natural cutie pie and loved her sex in the day. Enjoy it for the nostalgia! California Valley GirlsStudio: VCXSo So "Classic"Would have been better without all the Valley Girl talk...oy vey! Hard to even recognize Becky Savage, but there are some decent moments. Worth a rent if you are into classics. Sex With Young Girls #9Studio: New Sensations4.5 stars! Very goodNot a bad scene on the flick. The scene with Kara Bare is her best scene, and all the other girls are good. Just short of a classic. Everything good about NS. Chol Ho'sStudio: Cherry BoxxxThree stars for the women only...music video filmingThe girls are seriously hot Latinas...A+ for that issue. However, the director of this was edit happy and the scenes are so all over the place that it is seriously distracting form the actions, and the money shots are weak. I would have given it two stars, but if you like hot Latinas, you have several of them right here. Mothers I'd Love To Fuck Anally #3Studio: Gentlemen'sLameIn spite of the fact that I have always enjoyed Liza Harper and Bridgette Monroe is someone I know, this was one lame movie. Rod Fontana is...yuk. And there was nothing sensual about the movie at all. Just a waste of talent. Don't bother. Young As They Cum #20Studio: Digital Sin3.Ava Rose makes this video worth rental alone. Man, would I like to spend a night with that woman. Besides her, the rest of the girls are pretty, and each scene has moments, but Ginger Lee's scene is probably one of her most "average", and that was a disappointment for me. Worth the rental, though. I Wanna Get Face Fucked #2Studio: AnabolicYawnI thought a movie with Jassie, Nadia Styles and Leah Luv in it would be a slam dunk for me, but Anabolic can even make that unappealing for me. Anabolic always reminds me why I like New Sensations... they are shot on video, poor angles, poor editing, overly lighted, and borderline misogynistic. Sigh. They make Hustler videos look sophisticated. Swallow My Pride #9Studio: Red Light DistrictYeeeaaa boyyyy! 4.5 starsGinger Lee is so sexy in this vid, her scenes are worth the rental alone. Fuck, who wouldn't want to drop one in her mouth when she says with her cute southern accent, "I want your fucking cum!"? In addition, you get Lexi Belle being the sweetslut she always is (not at her prettiest, but still Lexi), Amber Rayne going for it like sex starved trailer trash, Gia Jordan being her usual freak, and GND Rosanna happily take a few down her throat like she does it all the time, and a good bonus scene with Jenna Presley.
Would have given it 5 stars except the SOV makes a couple of the gals seem a bit trampier than they are. But if you like CIM vids, this one is a serious winner. Forever StephanieStudio: WickedHate Those Condoms!Only gave this movie one over the bottom because I think Stephanie Swift is a stone fox, but damn, I hated her insistence on condoms. Didn't help that Wicked was mostly a couples flick company, and the scenes are mostly lame. The fourth one is decent, as she actually does one of her few oral cumshots, and the one with Erik Everhard is decent, as it gets some good from behind views of her in cowgirl, but the rest is forgettable. Such a waste. Who would find most of this sexy?