All Reviews by Mr Self Destruct
North Pole #10Studio: New SensationsWorth It If You Like The StarsI rented this only because I love Vivi Anne (in spite of her only fucking her dweeb boyfriend JJ Michaels). However, Jewel's scene is pretty impressive. Other than that, nothing noteworthy. Barely Legal #4Studio: HustlerRent for Jeanie Rivers secne ALONE!Most of the scenes in this one are pretty weak, but the scene at the end with "Jasmin" is actually Jeanie Rivers in one of her first scenes (with Jon Dough), and she fucking nails it. I can't believe everyone is saying this video is boring and not singling this scene out. This is one of my favorite all time scenes. No way when she is on top of him that you can tell me that she isn't getting into it.
Rent for that scene alone...it elevates the flick to four stars by itself. Grrl Power! #1Studio: Kick AssPretty good considering when it was done.Sure, it's not up to current standards, but porn in America was seriously on life support towards the turn of the millennium. When this came out, it was fresh and fun and the girls were cute. Maybe not the most intense sex, but it was a good change of pace. Of course, ANY video with Kristina Black (Taylor Sands) is worth a watch, and while Aurora Snow would become a better actress, she is lovely and natural here. Eva Moore's scene is good, too. Worth a rent if you want something light and find the girls cute. Super Quick #1Studio: Kick AssA Bit DisappointingGauge is always a draw for me, but man are her scenes better when they are with someone other than her then-BF. Trailer trash, dude! The rest of it is mildly amusing at times, but the sex scenes weren't anything special. I think #2 is a little better, from what I have seen of the previews. New Wave Hookers #1Studio: VCANever Saw What The Fuss Was AboutI saw this movie in a Pussycat Theatre when it first came out with my ex-wife. At the time, I thought pioneering XXX was stuff like Cecil Howard, Alex deRenzy, and Henri Pachard. In hindsight, I still feel that way. I can't put my finger on it, but in spite of many great ladies of that time being in the cast, it just feels sleazy. And the whole thing with Jack Baker is just an embarrassment.
Thank God for John Leslie coming along two years later with Night Shift Nurses and starting a better trend. Curse Of The CatwomanStudio: VCAA Classic From A Different EraGive John Leslie credit for doing something different. Between him and Stagliano and Andrew Blake, porn bridged the gap between the late 80's, when shot on film was pretty much dead and people didn't know what to make with shot on video, and the mid 90's, where the Europeans showed the way to the current well shot wall to wall that is the norm in modern porn.
I remember I saw Selena Steele in a jack shack shortly after this movie had been out on video, and it was totally hot. She is a sweetheart, and although her acting is a bit wooden, the sex was pretty good for what I would call a "classic". Yeah, the makeup is 80's hangover, but Leslie did the movie right, and there are several hot sex scenes. Definitely is a top representative of that era of porn. Grrl Power! #5Studio: Kick AssOne of the best of this early 2000's pornIf you love natural bodied teens shot on video and just naturally being sexy in a relaxed casual video, this is good stuff. I love Violet Blue and Ann Marie. Ah, these were good times. :) Sodomania Slop ShotsStudio: Elegant AngelOutdatedI wanted to see some of the girls of a while back, so I rented this. Big mistake. Amazing how far porn has come in a few years. They were still getting a grip at this point, and it often looks like a bad German torture vid, despite the talent involved. Plues, most of the pops are lame. Sigh. Don't bother. Things Change: My First TimeStudio: Cal VistaClassic Early 90'S PornNikki Dial was one of the most beautiful women ever in porn. Because porn in the early 90's was so lame, it is easy to forget that, but this is a good reminder. Who wouldn't cream in their jeans with those eyes looking at you? Fuck! Good scenes, believable plot, good chemistry. Not as graphic as today's porn, but it didn't get much better than this in the early 90's. Not Just Another 8 Teen Movie #1Studio: Zero ToleranceNot quite there yetThis compilation series found it's stride in #2. This one isn't quite there yet...seems a bit hodgepodge, and in spite of the girls, the scenes aren't that interesting.