2 on 1 #2

Ah, as summer approaches, what better way to spend the sweltering afternoons than curled up with a good porn and a in the air conditioning? None that I can think of. So, let me delve into my first official review of the summer. We begin with a luscious little amateur piece entitled 2-on-1 part 2.

This film begins with Rumica sporting an accent that seems about as fake as her orgasms, though for all I know, they could both be real. Enter two guys, one from stage left, and one from the right. Immediately the debauchery begins when they whip out their cocks and she sucks them alternately like a trained seal. Now I must mention that Lexington Steele, one of the two guys, has the biggest cock that I've ever seen. I mean, Jesus, this guy's cockwould make a horse cry. As evidenced later, though, a huge cock can be somewhat of a burden. When he tries to get in from behind while she sucks the other guy, he can only put it in about halfway before he starts poking her kidneys. This trend continues after the two guys switch positions and then she climbs on top; she definetly never got all the way down, keeping a safe distance up on the Soul Pole. Anyway, for the finale, the two guys fill both holes full of cock and then blow all over her face with Lexington spraying her with what looked like about a quart of manjuice.

Lex shows up in the next scene too, swinging his nightstick with authority, though the odds are a bit more fair with two chicks to tackle his sword this time, Dora and Eva. They both go down and even with massive efforts, can't squeeze that enormous cock in their mouths, but I still give them a silver medal for the effort. Eva then climbs on for a little ride while Dora rubs her tits and they moan in unison; kind of a stereo effect. They switch for a while before Dora takes it from behind, uttering the most annoying little whines that I've ever heard. In a vain attempt to get his Alabama blacksnake in a little bit further, Lex tries both chicks missionary style in a chair, using the back if it for added push power. Of course he blows on their faces, I mean, where else is a massive load like that going to go?

Next up is Claudia taking on Lex and the other guy from the first scene. It's pretty much the same routine from the first scene: alternatelysucking cocks, then from behind, missionary, cowgirl. A couple noteworthy things, though. When the white guy is fucking her on the edge of the tub, Lex slaps her tits around, showing us the true meaning of the term "funbags." Also, when she's getting it from behind, she screams "oh, no" to which the reply is "oh, yeah" from the guy pounding her pussy; in rare form, he truly resembles Marky Mark from Boogie Nights in the way he handles the situation. Finally, when Lex explodes, he gets a direct shot right onto her eye- I bet she had to wear a patch after that collision.

Mariah and Cheyenne head up the next scene where the opening line from the guy (strangely echoing MacBeth...) as to whether he should "lick or fuck those pussies"; to lick or to fuck, that is truly the question. Well, to get themselves going, the chicks fool around with each other while the guy thinks about baseball to prepare. He then fucks Cheyenne on the couch whilst Mariah looks on before Cheyenne invites her over and licks her snatch while she gets her daily injection of manmeat. In a quick turn of events they switch up and all too soon, he cums on Cheyenne's chest; don't worry, dude, it happens to all of us at some point. Quickly back for more, though, he recovers and gets in a good round of hide the salami doggystyle before he squirts in Mariah's mouth, which she promptly spits into Cheyenne's mouth; that's fucking gross, man.

Enter Shano, alternately sucking cocks, blah, blah, blah. She then gets it from the side and moves into the doggie position while she tosses the other guy's salad. I don't think I could ever look at a girl again if she stuck her tongue in my ass. Anyway, Lex pulls the switchup on her and jams it in her ass (ouch) before she puts him down and rides on top while she sucks the other guy off. I must admit, I dug the belly chain she had on- now that's sexy. And for the finale, you guessed it, double facial.

The final scene has Julia, opening like every other scene (sucking cocks) before she gets tagged from behind by Lex while she sucks the other guy, screaming "yeah" at the top of her lungs the whole time; I felt like I was at a heavy metal concert- a bunch of screaming and rhythmic gyrating. Julia climbs on top for a while before she gets a good stiff cock in her ass. The guys switch up like true friends and the sit her down to get ready for the imminent cumshot that they know is coming. Lex blows first and we get a nice Tarzan yell from the other guy while he jerks madly; he yelled louder than the chick did the whole time.

Overall, this movie was in no way exceptional; it was very predictable in terms of what the actors were going to do, and the passion just wasn't there. In it's defense, though, the girls took facial cumshots good naturedly, and the outtakes at the end were pretty fucking funny. Especially when Lex pulls out his dick and the chick starts laughing, claiming that she "doesn't know what to do with it; it's so BIG!" In terms of features, this disc had chapter selection, photo gallery, and website info.