Ass Cream Pies 3

Ass Cream Pies 3 is a title that uses both humor and anticipation to attract the audience. Lightheartedly, director Jon Dough actually does have each performing lady submit to a pie sitting endeavor. Closing each chapter, the girl in mention then receives a loving pie toss to her kisser. All in good fun I'm sure. On the other side of this coin, each performing female also receives at least one spurt of manjuice into her asshole. As you can imagine with a flick from Anabolic... the impending and reactionary circumstance of such an act develops in graphic glory - not for the timid.

Like much of their catalog of pornography, Anabolic's Ass Cream Pies utilizes European talent, male and female. The result is, such the case here, usually far better than domestic attempts at pure nastiness. Reasons? Natural looks, enthusiastic action, better looking cast overall (considering the actions performed, this usually dismisses porn stereotypes that hot talent do not do such things), and most importantly... grand finales that rarely look all that conjured.

I wouldn't go so far to say this is a great piece of erotic work. More justly this should be considered silly, but satisfying wacker smut. ACP3 offers viewers five hot bodied ladies, paired with one Euro stud, or two as some instances reveal. What they all have in common is of course an expected lengthy bout of anal actions, concluded with internal pop shots. Back to the "graphic" element, oozing back out the anus is a staple of the film.

Another element worth making note of, merely due to it's simplistic, yet effective ability, is the evident lack of "chatter". Yes indeed, you will not be victim to unnecessary nonsense talk between director and performers. Most of the scenes take place in the same setting, but each unfolds uniquely with almost a bit of tease or reason. Okay, there isn't actually any "substance" to the scenarios, but director Jon does try to lead us in rather than just having us fed abrupt imagery of cocks squirting in bungholes.

The first scene certainly sets a bang em' up start to set the stage for what is yet to come. Allisa leads to men by the hand into a bedroom. Seductively and intently she carries this simple action out. Within this room, the trio embarks on a ravaging two on one attack that all partners appear to be enjoying. Anal sex and double penetrations are inevitable, and very stimulating indeed. Once the guys unload in her pretty posterior, the camera closes in on her worked-over hole as it quite literally farts out the jizz. Did I mention this wasn't for everyone?

If you make this far into the film, then you know what to expect from the remaining four ladies and their respective male partners. Lots of banging, sucking, prodding, licking, screaming and oozing dripping results to boot just about cover it. Want pretty girls that genuinely perform these feats of anal acrobatics? Guys that never falter in ability to raise the bar? Film footage that is sure to go down in porn history? Well, maybe the latter isn't destiny, but you get the picture. Ass Cream Pies 3 is what is claims to be. The rest of the film is very consistent with the opener. There are no lackluster scenes per se. Some girls are more attractive than others, and there is only a pool of three different guys this film culls from, but overall there's nothing to bitch about. The final chapter, starring gorgeous brunette Alexa May, is worth the price of this disc alone! In another 2 on 1 scenario, this hottie blazes her way to anal ecstasy like few other performer's can achieve without wincing at least once!

On the digital front, ACP3 hasn't any great features, as compared to what's out there in the sea of porn DVD. It does however make sure that we know who the cast members are; something critical with Euro talent stock that may not be readily recognizable. The motion chapters are broken into six, five main and one cumshot recap. There is a photo gallery, website information and an audio set-up feature. That's about it. Keep in mind this film sells itself on main content, not on special effects (though I for one would like to see more extra material). Ass Cream Pies 3 is a solid production for fans of Anabolic, uncompromised Euro talent, or just the all out oddity of the whole "pie" theme.