Grrl Power! 13

Unlike some other BARELY LEGAL-type genre series I have seen on the market, Kick Ass Pictures' GRRL POWER #13 makes no bones about plastering the girls' legal dates of adulthood right on the screen. GRRL POWER #13 sports a bevy of fresh, nubile, eager porn newbies with generally trim, attractive figures. I mostly found the girls to be no more than mediocre in appearance, and the action fairly repetitive and pedantic. For some reason, as a viewer, I found GRRL POWER #13 to be less about showing me something fun, different and engaging, and more of an excuse for some big name male stars to get some fresh, young pussy.

First up, Malorie Marx dresses as a slutty high school cheerleader to demonstrate how to seduce the principal (a massively hung Lee Stone) into putting her on the honor roll without doing all that pesky schoolwork. (Each GRRL POWER scene is premised on the girls answering a letter seeking advice on various topics and includes semi-funny pop-up commentary). Malorie, with her girlish grin and tawny flesh, has real sex appeal. Unfortunately, she sports some unsightly tattoos and wears some awfully distracting, sparkling multi-colored mascara, eyelashes and hair extensions in this scene. This scene also sets the standard pace for the rest of the film -- oral, BJ, multi-positional condomless fucking and no anal, followed by a facial. Malorie and Lee do the nasty on the desk and couch. Malorie gives a fun, energetic performance with some entertaining expressions of pain/pleasure as Lee's colossal shlong torpedos its way inside her.

Alexis Malone, a nice, athletically trim blonde with a decent face, demonstrates how to trade surfer lingo with the manager of a local surf shop (Mickey G.) before riding his fleshy longboard. Once again, the usual moves are performed and Alexis gives a fair performance, looking less than thrilled with a jizz facial.

Next up, thin and pasty brunette, Dayzjha-Nay, demonstrates how to suck and fuck vital fluids out of a "vampire" (Steven St. Croix). Dayzjha has a cute face but some unfortunate skin upon closer inspection, as well as a tad too much fur between her legs. Dayzjha also gives a sleepy, subdued performance but clearly looks like she is trying not to laugh as Steven gives her a yogurt moustache.

Honey, another so-so looking chick with tattoos, multiple piercings, distracting lipstick and mascara, and wearing what looks like Christmas tree ornaments in her hair, goes through the same motions with Chris Cannon playing a comic book geek.

Finally, Hunter Young, a trim, leggy girl with a Goldilocks hairdo, gets it on with Pat Myne.

All in all, while I certainly like the "just turned 18" genre and definitely enjoy seeing young, trim fuckdolls who look like they made a beeline to the porno casting couch from their high school graduations, I found GRRL POWER #13 to be a bit routine and repetitive. The girls are generally okay-looking but a few look like they have already been through the ringer at their tender ages because I find that tattoos, piercings and excessive make-up ruin the thrill of the "just out of high school" image.

Moreover, the action is mundane and so predictable you could set your watch by it. Although condoms are absent, there is nothing special here to spice up the by-the-numbers action. As noted above, I got the impression that this flick was more about giving Chris, Pat and the others an excuse to bang some newbie porn flesh than making an effort to entertain the viewer.

Nevertheless, the film is okay for what it is and sports decent lighting, sound, and direction. Extras include multiple chapter stops, bloopers of the girls flubbing their intro dialogue, a slide show, and six previews from other Kick Ass productions. Bottom line: while I have seen more entertaining action in other teen series (e.g. BARELY LEGAL, DIRTY LITTLE SEX BRATS, EXTREME TEEN), GRRL POWER #13 offers a nice sampling of just-turned-18 flesh going through their porno paces.