Porn Wars 2

The battle to save the galaxy continues in Porn Wars: Episode II, the second chapter in the sci-fi trilogy from Kovi, one of Private's most acclaimed directors. Porn Wars is, of course, a spoof of George Lucas' famous movies, and like the second chapter in his original trilogy, The Empire Strikes Back, Porn Wars 2 takes a much darker slant than the original Porn Wars...and it's a better movie because of it.

Even though the movie's native language is English (meaning no bad dubbing), it's not the native tongue of most of the actors (or, I'm guessing, the writers), and it's therefore hard to follow all of what's being said in Porn Wars 2. But the gist of it is that the noble Jodi warriors are being infiltrated from within - all part of a plot to kill or turn to the "dark side" every Jodi that the Seth possibly can. The surprise here is that the plot is being headed up by the Master Jodi played by Tera Bond...who was totally on the good side in the first Porn Wars. As we discover late in the movie, things aren't exactly what they appear to be...but giving away any more will spoil the fun for potential viewers out there.

If there's a downside to Porn Wars 2, it's that the action is a little more claustrophobic this time around. Almost all of the action takes place in or around the Jodi base, and there's little in the way of "planet hopping" - which was a big part of the first movie. As a result, there's probably less special effects in this sequel than in the original, but the ones we do get to see are again pretty nifty, especially when considering that this is, after all, an adult release.

The movie opens with a nice coupling between Tera Bond and Choky Ice, the latter of which is playing a Jodi in training. She rides him cowgirl and reverse cowgirl, then takes some spoon, with Choky jerking onto her tits at the end of the scene.

Next up is an "interrogation" scene with Claudia Ferrari and Antonio Ross, during which Antonio gives a whole new meaning to "pumping" someone for information! There's anal here in both the spoon and reverse cowgirl positions, but I thought the cumshot was , since Claudia gets underneath a clear piece of glass for the climax, and Antonio just jerks onto the glass above her.

Tera's only other scene in the movie is a so-so lesbian pairing with brunette Vanessa Hill that takes place outdoors and features mutual oral and fingering between the two, ending with the girls in the 69 position.

Most of the scenes in Porn Wars 2 are about one participant or participants trying to lure the other to their side of things by using sex as a "weapon". Such is the case in the next sex scene, that features Antonio being seduced by Vanessa Hill and Barbara Summer. There's no anal here, but the scene does conclude with a nice pop-shot as Antonio is pumping Vanessa doggy style. He pulls out and jerks onto both Vanessa's behind and Barbara's face.

As the good guys learn that the bad guys' plot has been hatched by blonde-haired Victoria Swinger, we flashback to an encounter between Victoria and Lauro Giotto, where we see how she sexually seduced him onto the "dark side". This is followed by the final...and best...scene in Porn Wars 2, which is a foursome between "good" girls Roxy and Angelina Crow and "bad" guys Horst Baron and Lauro Giotto. While Roxy is the better looking of the two brunettes in this segment, Angelina is the real reason to watch this scene, as she gets both anally pounded and double penetrated during the action. It all ends with both girls getting a mouthful of cum, and then swapping the goo with each other by kissing.

Porn Wars 2 ends with a cliffhanger, that will make fans anxious to see what happens in the third (and presumingly final) chapter.

The movie is presented in widescreen anamoprhic, with 2.0 Dolby. Extras on the disc are slim (pick up the original Porn Wars if you're looking for behind the scenes featurettes), and consist of six trailers (including one for the first Porn Wars); profiles for the girls; and a handful of advertisements for Private.

Although the special effects aren't as frequent or awesome as Episode I, Porn Wars: Episode II is much darker and sexier than the first volume. Fans of adult sci-fi are going to want to check it out.