Amy Fisher Caught on Tape

Most celebrity sex videos don't live up to their hype. Either the footage is dimly shot (see One Night In Paris), the footage is too short (see Kim Kardashian Superstar), or they feature someone that we just don't want to naked (see Screeched). And even though she may not look as hot as she did back in her "Long Island " days, the surprise here is that Amy Fisher Caught On Tape contains some of the best-shot celebrity sex I've seen to date.

Clocking in at a little less than an hour, the title doesn't waste any time getting to the good stuff, as the opening scene has Amy soaping up in a bathtub, rubbing her pussy for the camera and talking dirty. All the footage here is shot by her then real-life husband, Lou Bellera (the two have since divorced), who participates in the action as well. Lou joins her in the tub and she puts his cock in her mouth for a few seconds before deciding to just give him a handjob and jerk him onto her tits.

We next go into the couples' bedroom, where Amy gets eaten out by Lou, she returns the favor with a blowjob, and we get to see her ride him "side saddle" (an angle between the traditional cowgirl and reverse cowgirl positions). This portion of the movie concludes with Lou jerking his cum onto her chest.

It's back to the bathtub for some more soaping up and fingering by Lou, followed by a return to the bedroom where Amy fingers herself and has some fun with a vibrator - first with Lou inserting it, then with Amy doing some solo masturbation with the toy. The lighting then gets a bit dimmer in the room (indicating it's probably now night outside) and we see Lou spanking her with a paddle, blindfolding her and putting cuffs on both her hands and feet. With the blindfold and cuffs now removed, Amy mounts him cowgirl style, moves to reverse cowgirl and then back to cowgirl again. This segment features no visible pop-shot.

The movie continues with a POV blowjob in the couples' bathroom (again no pop-shot), followed by some fingering by Lou back in the bedroom. We then get some footage taken by Lou from an upstairs window of the house of Amy outside in the pool doing some nude sunbathing. She returns to the house and goes into the bedroom to don a sexy red bra and panties. Dropping to her knees, she gives Lou a blowjob and then they move to the bed for the final (and longest) sex scene on the DVD.

The final pairing between Amy and Lou includes doggy, missionary, cowgirl and reverse cowgirl penetration, along with some 69ing and blowjob action in between. While I was hoping Amy would take a facial or oral shot just once in this movie (I guess she's not that kind of girl...go figure), once again we get her jerking Lou off onto her body.

The video is presented full-frame with audio in 2.0 Dolby, but as celebrity titles go, this is one of the best looking and best sounding I have seen to date. No, it doesn't match the quality of a typical porn release, but it's a far cry from the substandard quality of the other celeb titles on the market right now.

As for bonus material, Disc 1 of this set only contains a chapter selection and a slide show, the latter of which is just a collection of stills from the movie itself. Red Light makes up for this by providing a second DVD that contains five full-length scenes taken from other Red Light titles - which essentially means consumers are getting a feature-length bonus compilation along with their purchase.

The bonus disc consists of the following five scenes: Brianna Love and Mark Wood from Smothered N' Covered 4; Lela Star, Victoria Sweet and John Strong from 1 Dick 2 Chicks #5; Ashley Jensen and Mr. Pete from Just Over 18 #17; Naomi Cruise and John Strong from Rain Coater's Point Of View 6; and Presley Maddox and Mark Wood from Addicted To Boobs 3.

So, if you're looking to see the "Long Island " like you've never seen her before, your most likely going to be quite happy with the quality of Amy Fisher Caught On Tape.

It is time once again to explore the wonderful world of celebrity sex. We could argue a bit about what constitutes a "celebrity" but after Kim Kardashian, do we really need to go there? Some of you out there may not even remember that Amy is famous or what she did to make her a house-hold name over a decade ago. Look it up if you want the details, but suffice it to say that Amy didn't win any gold medals, make hit records or even make her money on screen. What she did for a living should make her perfect for a porn movie. Let's just hope that she doesn't display the 'skills' that made her infamous. That's right folks, I think that getting paid to fuck older men makes for better porn training that shooting suburban housewives in the face. One thing's for sure, Amy looks a whole lot better than some of the celebs making sex tapes and she has prepared herself for sex on camera much better than others. There is plenty of light, decent stationary camera angles and even a bit of playing to the camera. There are times when the action gets choppy, but that is because they have edited out the rough spots. It actually feels like a movie you might make at home. If the girl you fuck at home is Amy Fisher that is.

Amy opens up by soaping her body in the bath. She talks dirty to the camera and then continues to do so with her husband in the tub. They go for a quick pop on her tits that has him looking bored and Amy saying that she loves to "taste my daddy's cum." They move to the bedroom where she rubs her pussy while sucking his cock and then rides him. The action here is a little choppy, but nicely lit and easily a few steps better than other celebrity sex tapes out there. For a second time in less than ten minutes, he busts a nut all over her tits.

They are back in the bathtub soaping each other up. Amy likes to be kissed while she is being finger fucked and jerks his old cock as hard as she can. Back in the bedroom Amy breaks out a toy and puts on a little masturbation show for us. Her man spanks her a bit and then blindfolds her. The light bondage play is interesting, but it is mostly just snippets. We get to watch them fuck again. This time Amy straddles her man and talks about how she always wanted to be a porn star.

While doing her hair, Amy decides that she wants to suck cock instead. She does a nice job, but not for very long. This choppy stuff is getting a little frustrating, but at least they aren't cutting it with a bunch of unrelated crap or looping the footage to pad the running time.

Amy enjoys being naked by the pool. We get to watch her lotion up a bit and then get onto a rubber raft. The voyeuristic feel of the action is quite hot as we watch from a bedroom window. That continues when Amy comes inside and showers off. She looks so good putting on her make up that her old man isn't about to let her leave the house. There is some decent blowjob footage as she squats and sucks for a while. They go back to the bed for another choppy sex scene. No doubt, Amy looks great and she fucks back when her man pounds her from behind. If the angles aren't always perfect, we have to forgive them. This is the price we pay for stationary cameras and the real home video feel. I love watching her ride. She really looks like she's having a blast. Speaking of blasts, she ends up with his cum all over her tight little tummy for the final shot of the movie.

Bonus: There are five bonus scenes on the second disc. They are: Brianna Love and Mark Wood from Smothered & Covered 4, Lela Star, Victoria Sweet and John Strong from 1 Dick 2 Chicks 5, Ashley Jensen and Mr. Pete from Just Over 18 #17, Naomi Cruise and John Strong from Raincoater's Point of View 6 and Presley Maddox and Mark Wood from Addicted To Boobs 3. Five very hot gonzo scenes to go along with the great celebrity action. Red Light District knows how to add a lot of value to their DVDs.

This is probably the best celebrity sex tape yet. Not that Amy Fisher is the hottest female celeb to make such a movie, but she is closer to the top of the list than the bottom. She looks good, has a tight body and knows how to play to the camera. The sexual action is pretty good as well. Amy says she always wanted to be a porn star and there are times when she fucks like one. We shouldn't be shocked by that though. After all, she has made a great living convincing older men that she loves fucking them. She fucks with convincing passion and enthusiasm and seems to be pretty good with her mouth. Amy may not be a gonzo girl ready to swallow cum and take it up the ass, but she is a far cry hotter than a lot of the celebutantes we have seen in other celeriporn projects.