Dim Sum: Eating Chinese

Synopsis:The first thing you need to know is that this is a 2-sided disc that features 2 full
length flicks. On side A is the Tranny and on side B is Dim Sum - Eating Chinese. The Tranny
is a gender bender that goes for humor while Dim Sum is about Asian pussy. Tranny is the A
side but Dim sum is the more enjoyable of the two.

Features: This disc features over 3 hours of movies. It's a 2-sided disc so don't forget to
turn it over. The disc also features Chapter Search.

Commentary: The Tranny is all that is visible on the disc cover so I was quite surprised
when I put in the disc and discovered Dim Sum on side two. More on that in a bit, first, let's
discuss The Tranny. Tranny is short for transvestite and it seems that having a Tranny work
in your house is all the rage in the upscale community that our flick takes place in. This is
really a feeble take off on The Nanny but, sorry, it doesn't eve cum close to being as bad as
the real Nanny. It's worse. The movie starts with a super wealthy couple debating the merits
of having a tranny work for them. The wife threatens to withhold sex if her husband doesn't
agree to get them a tranny. When he okays the plan, she pays him back with some marital
sex. She sucks him for awhile before he goes down on her sweet spot. They screw in a
variety of positions before he cums. Nothing to get excited about here. Where's the Tranny,
I was thinking as I watched this typical segment.

Not to worry, he/she's on his/her way after the wife calls the agency and hires the
prized tranny, Christie. Before you know it, a pretty shocking looking blonde is sitting on the
couch with our lovely couple discussing her employment and all the beautiful gifts she needs.
It's a humorous exchange that doesn't last very long. Next, we find Crystal laying in her bed
jerking her rather small pecker. The husband and wife look on in mock horror as this scene
continues...and continues...and continues until Crystal finally cums. By the way, if you are
looking to see a tranny with tits and cock, this flick isn't for you. All you see here, is a guy
with a wig jerking his weenie. Not tits anywhere to be found. The next scene features
another 'tranny' sucking her boss. It's a very long blow job that gives no real indication that
the person doing the sucking is anything more than a guy with a wig.

In the last segment, the wealthy husband gets a blow job from Crystal. That's it. This
could have been interesting for those curious about the other side of things but... it isn't.

The second flick on the disc is called Dim Sum and it features five segments highlighting
the sweet slits of a number of asian lovelies as well as an asian woman with what has to be
the largest tits this side of the Great Wall. The first segment is called Cantonese Candy
Stripper and there's enough sugar here for most of us. It's followed by Hong Kong Hot Honey
which stars that large breasted wonder woman. Erotic Egg rolls is self explanatory. Shanghai
Sally is a sensual and, gulp, pupil widening striptease by the same huge meloned asian
momma. The disc closes out with a really beautiful couple getting it on. She''s an asian
winner and contributes to the B side beating the A side when it cums to beating off
potential.

The ratings that you see at the bottom will be an average for both flicks.

From a DVD perspective: Image quality and sound quality were fairly decent though
actually, like everything else, the B sided Dim sum was better with crisper images. The fact
that you get 2 full length hard core features is definitely a plus.

Intangibles: Lack of titties on the trannies will get them a negative star!

well i hope three hours worth better i hope these sexy asian are totally cute and gorgeous in this scene

If you are into Asians with small to medium to busty to super busty tits, this movie is for you! I had the pleasure to meet Kia and Minka, and once I viewed this DVD with my girlfriend, she liked them as much as I did!

The video quality is very good (a lot better than many Vivid pictures), and as for the flip side... Tranny... well, that was too kinky for me to watch!