Jack's Playground: Big Tit Show 7

Okay, I'm a breast fan and all of that, but I have a question before we actually get to Jack's Big Tit Show 7. What's up with Katsuni having a trademark next to her name? Is this really the path we're going to go down as an industry? Really? Trademarking performer names? I was hoping that nonsense could stay in the nonsensical world of "professional" wrestling. But there it is. Look for yourself. And make it stop.

With that out of the way, we're left with a somewhat typical Robby D film, where the interview sections are a little bit overproduced, but the sex is generally well captured. I'm in my usual position of only liking some of the talent, but that's okay. That just means there's something for everyone. Candy Manson and Jaclyn Case make my list, so that's good enough for me.

Candy Manson, star of one of the excellent Double D POV films, brings her massive rack to this film with style. The hot blonde is being checked out by the pool, though the way the two guys are talking outside the pool gates is a bit much. I wish they'd clean up the language just a little bit, as it brings down the whole scene to drop that many f bombs and using the word titties. Really. Titties? Is this South Park? Eventually the stupidity stops, and Candy is inside, a very tight top on with no bottoms, getting eaten out by a guy. What a great sequence. She's got her arms back in a way that just makes her whole body look incredible. Worth the admission price, this sequence. The sex sequences, though, seem to be done with a little bit too much closeup work. More establisher shots would have been nice, and the lighting could have been a bit better as well. I felt like we were too much in on the action here, too close to really be able to watch it. Decent pop-shot in the end.

Mariah would have had a nice scene in my eyes, but the whipped cream kind of killed it for me. Food just seems like a sticky mess, and it of course becomes the focal point for this scene. A shame, too, as aside from more of the immature banter we had in the first scene, it looks like the performers all worked quite well together.

Jaclyn Case was the real reason I wanted this disc. The adorable brunette does seem a bit out of place, though, in a large breast feature. Don't get me wrong: her breasts are certainly large enough. They just don't seem to fit the genre. Regardless, it's a great scene we've got on our hands here, as they use a bathtub to full effect. This is the one where the acting really seems to work, and aside from some camera work that made me a bit motion sick, their interaction was really quite excellent. Why the guy has a camera with him to go pick up his buddy for a burger is really beyond me, but that's okay. And then we see the lovely Jaclyn upstairs in the tub. What an amazing body she has. This is also the first scene I've seen in some time where the mirror was used to excellent effect. The blowjob sequence is fantastic, with some throat fucking and even a bit of choking, though it's done in a way that doesn't seem overly aggressive. The transitions are a bit annoying, with the splash of water sound and camera wipe, but other than that, we have it pointed out to us just how nice Jaclyn's tits really are. Regular readers will be able to predict my slight disappointment that there wasn't any anal in the scene, but the reverse cowgirl made up for it to me. She does rim her male costar, though, which is always nice. It would have been better if the camera operator hadn't been distracted, panning away to grab her ass. More footage of that would have been better. And continuing the string of firsts for me and reviewing, this may be the first cumshot on the ass that really worked, too. Very nice stuff.

That's really what it takes to make me happy with a film... just one really good scene will do it. While Candy Manson's scene was quite good, Mariah's was decent, and Katsuni's was particularly well directed and captured, Jaclyn Case stole the show for me. Brilliant. Thanks, Robby.