Massive Asses 4

Have you ever opened a present you weren't expecting and though to yourself, "this is perfect, better than I could have picked out for myself!" That's the feeling I have with Massive Asses #4. With the absurdly uninformative photos on the back, I really wasn't sure what I was in for. But one look at even the opening credits, and the fantastic bodies on offer here, and it's hard not to claim that Massive Asses #4 is one of those films that you simply must own.

One thing to get out of the way upfront: what's the deal with calling them "massive?" It seems like a bit of an overstatement to me, as most of these asses are how an ass should look, instead of some flat tiny thing. None of these women are overweight or anything, so maybe we should back off on the hyperbole just a bit?

With Ava Rose, Andi Anderson, Austin Taylor, the deliciously curvy Kristina Rose, Kelly Divine, and my personal favourite Jayden James (delicious doesn't even cover it) all on offer here, there's a bit of someone for everyone.

I was a bit surprised that the two-fer is up first, with Kristina Rose and Kelly Divine working together to lead off. My way of thinking was always that such a scene would be how you'd finish, not start. So much for Sam No doing things the conventional way. The ladies lunching on each other was very nice to watch, particularly Kelly tonguing Kristina's ass. That's really never hard to watch. This turns into a luscious 69 session that does turn into a bit more finger than tongue. Kristina starts to repeatedly sit on Kelly's face, and Kelly just can't seem to get enough of it. Admittedly, I wouldn't be able to either. This morphs into a very well shot of Kelly with her tongue up Kristina's ass. It quickly becomes toy time as first Kristina uses a vibrator on Kelly's clit, then Kelly gets an ass toy, and again her tongue, up Kristina's tight back side. The ladies then kiss as the mysteriously pants-less man wanders into the scene. I love that about porn: the absolute lack of a need to explain something like that. Some real highlights include Kelly pulling Kristina's hair while she's riding cowgirl, Kelly riding side saddle while Kristina briefly tongues her ass, and Kelly sucking the dude's cock before and after, repeatedly, it's up Kristina's ass. This is just a fantastically dirty scene. After both girls' asses get worked over, and both girls get their fill of rimming each other, Kristina gets her ass coated with cum, which Kelly is all too happy to lick up. An incredibly tasty scene.

I love Jayden James. I absolutely adore her. I would work in the porn industry just to work for and/or with Jayden. If there's a fund being set up someplace for Jayden to do anal, I will very, very happily contribute, all by myself if I have to. Her ass is just incredible. and the opening bit of the scene puts this on full display. Jayden works her legs, ass, and tits for all they're worth before she gets down to business. She sucks some cock like a champ, though the part where she gets over the guys face and drops her pussy on him while shaking her ass? Well, that guy is the luckiest guy alive. While I love the positions these two work themselves through, I didn't like the fact that this was all done on a couch. I don't like couch scenes, as they really seem to limit the number of positions available, especially if it's a tighter living room scene. It can work if there are multiple pieces of furniture to use, but in this case, they're confined to just the one. And while it's a very long scene, with great effort by both of them, I was seriously bummed to not get Jayden's stunning body in a reverse cowgirl. In the brief spoon they did we got some appreciation for it, but with a woman like Jayden in your film, you want to show her off. I just didn't feel like Sam did that. She did take the cum load on her ass, as is the theme here.

And to think, this is only two of the five scenes here on this disc. Those of you familiar with the amazing Andi Anderson and the ridiculously cute Ava Rose, you'll know what you're getting: two very solid scenes. Austin Taylor really surprised me, too, with the energy in her scene. This is just one of those films that, if you're an ass man, you have to own. Fans of two girls and one guy, especially with anal, should buy this just for the first scene alone. Very highly recommended.