Seinfeld: A XXX Parody

New Sensation's parody of the popular 90's sitcom, Seinfeld, is one of the better parodies I've seen in a while. They really nailed the costumes, settings, and mannerisms of the real Seinfeld cast. While some of the sex scenes can be yada yada'd over, I think that any fan of the sitcom will find this DVD quite entertaining.

We start off with Gerry (James Deen) and Elaina (Kristina Rose) who are in line for some dirty movies at a video store owned by the notorious Porn Nazi (played by Evan Stone). Elaina is denied but luckily Gerry was successful in his porn video quest which leads us to the first sex scene on the DVD. Gerry and Elaina get horny watching smut together and they end up screwing on Gerry's infamous blue couch in his living room. Any Seinfeld fan will be a little preoccupied picking out the similarities between this set and the actual living room from the sitcom. The sex wasn't bad and the two fucked in a number of positions, but you might want to keep the volume low if you are distracted by loud women. Elaina is very vocal but she gets her mouth filled with Gerry's load in the end of the scene.

Elaina is still determined to get her fix so she tries her luck again with the Porn Nazi. When she is turned away a second time, the Porn Nazi's disgruntled cashier (London Keyes) makes her a deal and all Elaina has to do in return is fuck her in the back room. This girl/girl scene consists of licking, sucking, toy play, fingering, and even anal penetration with a glass dildo.

When Crammer (played by Eric John) is fed up by all the porn he's watched over and over again, he decides to make his own dirty movie. How he gets two lovely ladies like Sasha Grey and Sadie West to be in his porno remains a mystery to me. This picnic scene starts out with some girl on girl action until Crammer whips out his cock and joins in. The girls continue to play with each other a lot during the scene which is a plus because Crammer seemed to be having a little difficulty.

In an attempt to spice up Gorge's sex life, Crammer sets up a porno scene in Gerry's living room and brings in Gorge's fiancé, Suzanne (Natalie Norton) dressed in red and black lingerie. Gorge is hopeful until he finds out that the scene does not involve him, but an actual male pornstar (Tony DeSergio). You won't see anything too out of the ordinary here, but I liked this "normal" scene because I wasn't distracted by costumes or sets.

Orgasm girl (played by Ashlynn Brooke) can't seem to get anywhere with Gerry. He is a little turned off by the way that everything turns her on (the bookstore, the bus station, Ground Zero!). She ends up at the video store to satisfy her hunger for x-rated material and is turned on by the Porn Nazi (must be the mustache). They fuck in the same warehouse/backroom where Elaina had her girl/girl experience. I could barely recognize Evan Stone in his Porn Nazi attire, but once he whipped out that big cock of his, I knew for sure it really was him.

The DVD comes to a conclusion the same way it started, with Gerry doing his stand-up routine, but this time his act gets him some action. He is reminiscing about a girl he once dated and her very real boobs, and it turns out that ex-girlfriend (Cassandra Calogera) is in the audience and steps up on stage to fuck the comedian right then and there. Lots of oral sex and doggy style can be seen before the cumshot to the tits ends the parody.

This 2-disc set has a DVD just for the main feature and one devoted entirely to the special features. The behind the scenes footage for these parodies are always more interesting than what you would normally find on any other porno. The interviews and auditions are fun to watch and so are the bloopers and outtakes. Crammer gets a chance to redeem himself in the bonus scene where he gets to bone a busty blonde on his "casting couch". Gerry's Joke-O-Rama features James Deen doing his impeccable Seinfeld stand-up impression with new jokes that you won't see in the main feature.

Both wife and I have been fans of the show and found this to be a great and fun spin off. some of the scenes are a bit long but there is a little of everything. Story is fairly interesting and the acting is well done. Would recommend this to anyone that is a fan of the show.

Porn parodies are a tricky business. One has to have enough reverence toward the original material to do it justice and maintain what made it worth watching to begin with, but not so much that one can't make fun of it just a little. And mix in more than a little bit of hardcore fucking. When they get it right, (Not The Cosbys XXX, Not The Bradys XXX) it's a joy to behold, but when they get it wrong...

Happily, Seinfeld: A XXX Parody gets it right. There's just enough of what made Seinfeld special without getting in the way of the sex. There's minimal plot, which is appropriate for the "the show about nothing". The gist of it is that everyone wants to experience the Porn Nazi's special porn, but Elaina can't follow his rules, Gorge is worried about his impending nuptials with Suzanne, Gerry's having problems with his girlfriend Regina's (rhymes with "vagina") constant orgasms in inappropriate places and Crammer decides to start his own porn business. I wasn't familiar with half of the cast prior to this, but Eric John and Steve Pomerants acquit themselves well as Crammer and Gorge, respectively. James Deen does a very good Gerry and Kristina Rose absolutely shines as Elaina. If I have any real criticism, it's that changing the characters' names seems a little too Mad Magazine and takes away from the fun, but some people might not mind. Or notice.

Which brings me to what people watch porn for: the sex.

Scene one consists of James Deen and Kristina Rose after returning home from the Porn Nazi's shop. Gerry followed the rules and has an ATM video to watch. Elaina "got nothing!" and is trying to convince herself she didn't want the Porn Nazi's porn anyway until she gets a taste of what Gerry's watching and then gets a taste of Gerry. These two have real chemistry and I wonder if Kristina doesn't have more than just a little flame for Mr. Deen from the things she's gasping to him as they go at each other. This is easily the hottest scene in the film. I was deeply impressed by Ms. Rose in Kristina Rose: Dirty Girl, but now I'm officially a fan.

Scene two brings Elaina back to the Porn Nazi's store where she tries again to score. She's turned away at the counter, but does wind up scoring in the back room with the Porn Nazi's disgruntled employee, London Keyes. This is a pretty passionate girl/girl scene with minimal toy use for those who hate the idea of penis substitutes in their lesbian scenes.

Scene three finds Crammer looking for a snack and accidentally finding himself in the middle of a porn shoot set at a picnic featuring the lovely and talented Sasha Grey and new to me Sadie West. Eric does well portraying Kramer's idiosyncrasies without taking away from the sex. Sasha's always amazing and I look forward to seeing more from Ms. West in the future.

Scene four sees Crammer launching his new career in porn by trying to help Gorge and Suzanne (played by girl next door type, Natalie Norton) spice up their relationship. In Gerry's living room, to Gerry's chagrin. Unfortunately for Gorge, the spice ends up being Tony DeSergio fucking Suzanne every which way and he leaves in a huff. Natalie is very attractive and seems to really enjoy what she's doing.

Scene five is the aftermath of Gerry's inability to put up with Regina's (Ashlynn Brooke) constant moans of ecstasy. They break up and she winds up going to the Porn Nazi's shop with Noman, who flees, leaving her with no choice but to fuck Porn Nazi Evan Stone. Ashlynn has never looked better and this is one of the better scenes I've seen her in.

Everything gets resolved or as resolved as they can get in an episode of Seinfeld and Gerry goes back to the club for some more standup about sex and scene six. He's interrupted by the best kind of heckler, Cassandra Calogera, who demonstrates that her breasts "are real and they're spectacular" by fucking him on stage.

There's a lot to enjoy in this film. The women are all attractive and different enough in appearance to appeal to pretty much any taste. The sex is hot, especially in scene one. Overall, a good buy.

But that's just my opinion.