S.W.A.T: Sex With a Teenager #4

SEX WITH A TEENAGER #4 is an amateurishly directed piece of porn fluff with less than average girls delivering completely unremarkable performances, yet still manages to entertain and arouse despite itself. Certainly, videos focused on young ladies are nothing new in porn. Hell, videos featuring anyone over 25 are usually considered to be in the MILF category, so finding a title which doesn't have an 18 or 19 year old on hand is almost an impossibility. With almost every mainstream studio clamoring for the newest kids on the block, it seems that SWAT #4 has no choice but taking in the second tier talents. While some of these girls are cute, the majority of them are just too overly tattooed, pierced, or physically not up to par. Given the high turnover for performers in general, and the scarcity of girls who could ever hope to achieving studio contract status, it wouldn't be too speculative to state that at least half of those we see here probably won't be heard from one year from now. (Then again, I've been wrong before.)

And yet, the less than polished performers give this video a certain edge, which makes a few of the proceedings utterly fascinating. In the very first scene, Tuesday Cross appears, and her toothy smile and big dark eyes almost make up for the garish tattoos on her chest, right forearm and elsewhere, as well as for the pierced tongue and nipples. Wearing colorful socks and sneakers, she describes herself as "really weird," which in my day meant dressing like Madonna, but today means something else not nearly as seductive. Dane Cross (complete with barbell nose piercing and computer nerd glasses) and Talon (looking like he just woke up) are also briefly interviewed in between discussions with Tuesday and shots of her posing and crawling on the floor. The two guys share their insightful perspectives on the attraction of young women ("You can't buy youth," explains Tommy. Stop the presses.) and then have their way with Miss Cross. She sucks Dane first and the bends over for some screwing in the doggy and missionary positions, and then Tommy comes by for an awkwardly performed threesome. I appreciated Tuesday going far enough to swallow, but that's about all the compliments I can offer on this scene.

Alyssa Hall, who might pass for Kaylynn's younger sister, has an enjoyable but forgettable one-on-one with Tommy Gunn. They are flirting on the internet, then he comes over to fuck her on her green couch. He cums on her face, and the rushes away before her parents come by. She looks into the camera and cackles, "I feel like such a hooker." Later on, a pairing between African-American cutie Gia Johnson takes place mostly on the floor and in spooning positions, with the final results being jerked off onto her crotch and thighs. It's even less exciting than Alyssa's scene. Finally, SWAT #4 concludes with covergirl Tanner Mayes getting banged competently by Talon, who is on the receiving end of some good pussy-to-mouth fellatio and rhythmic cowgirl fucking by Miss Mayes.

However, the most interesting scene comes in the middle, when Tera Bentley (a puffy blonde described inaccurately by her female partner as "the girl next door") and Kandice Kavelli (a mixed-Asian girl who proclaims rather unconvincingly that she's a "nymphomatic freak") join to entertain Mike Adriano (a talented director who helmed one of my Blu-ray favorites, FRESH OUTTA HIGH SCHOOL #8). As with Tuesday Cross and a couple of others, the girls are interviewed extensively, and then asked to have some fun with each other before the main event. The girls exclaim their desire to kiss each other, but the actual act is done so mechanically and so dispassionately (we don't even get to see tongue), that I had a "Springtime For Hitler" look on my face (and yes, I even looked in the mirror to confirm it). Similarly, their feeble attempts to grope each others crotch was so clumsily executed, that I was almost relieved to see Kandice break away to show the dildo lodged in her ass. Thankfully, the girls do better when Adriano comes in. They still show some resistance to kissing, but their dual blowjob work is good, and the deepthroating by Miss Kavelli is even better. The emotional disconnect, however, really shows when Kandice is being butt-banged doggy style, and Tera tries to moan and talk dirty but fails considerably. Also, I can't imagine anyone looking more stone-faced and disinterested (not to mention downright pissed off) than Kandice, before and after she swaps cum with Tera, who swallows bravely (and, she claims, for the first time) even though she comes close to after taking the first mouthful. In fact, director Cabo even asks Kandice outright if she's okay after responding curtly to a few follow-up questions. The overall awkwardness of this scene may completely turn-off those who like their gonzo clean, polished and professional, but I have to say that I took an unexpectedly perverse interest throughout this entire scene.

Director and videographer Donnie Cabo cannot seem to keep stop fiddling with his zoom button as his camera roams all over the place. He's like a junior league Michael Bay but without the budget. However, I'm glad that at least he avoids the annoying high contrast, blinding look found in the Vouyer titles I've recently reviewed. Far less visually appealing is the blinking watermark found in the bottom right hand corner. I've railed against such visual distractions enough in my reviews, so I will resist the urge to flog Vouyer media yet again for their application of this awfully annoying device which makes me want to throw my remote...(Oops.)

Along with a few trailers, a photo gallery emphasizing hardcore shots, and a studio promo, SWAT #4 also features a Behind The Scenes featurette which is actually pretty entertaining, and shows girls like Tera Bentley who seem far more relaxed when not in the middle of a scene. Undoubtedly, SWAT #4 provides a lot of hardcore action for your money. But whether it's the type you really want to watch depends on your libidinous reaction to these Barely Legal girls.