Tight Ass Tango

So sorry for the pun, but anal films are really something I can get behind. Really, I'm sorry for that. Wicked's Tight Ass Tango is kind of an odd release from a major studio, as it's a hotter, dirtier film, still directed by relatively mainstream talent (Jonathon Morgan), and with flawless production techniques. An odd combination, but I like it and hope to see more of it in the future.

We open with Bella, a bouncy, happy brunette with curves only in the right places. She walks her man down a sidewalk to what looks something like a gazebo, then they start to do their thing. I like the lack of premise... we didn't need it anyway. I do find tan lines a bit distracting, and Bella certainly has those. I mean, I don't think anyone would mind if you tanned topless! Hell, we could probably sell tickets. A great oral sequence is highlighted by the fact that Bella tries to stay standing for it, showing off her great thighs and ass. I was a bit surprised how quickly we jumped to sex, as we blur out and quickly move to cowgirl, with probably the least realistic spanking I've ever seen in porn. The condom looks like it's hurting him a bit, too, and it has his junk all kinds of bunched up. For some reason that was distracting to me. This is well shot throughout, and Bella certainly has no problem doing an anal scene, She gets railed in the rear from a few different angles, though no ATM thanks to the condom. A rather huge facial in the end is our reward instead. Really an impressive start to this disc.

Redhead Dany Duran gets the second scene, and we kind of do the same thing where the couple escorts each other to the designated place of fucking. I want to write that on a map for some reason. One hell of a body on this woman, though this scene is somewhat poorly lit. Not that there are many shadows, but too much happens without a great deal of definition. We lose most of the blowjob, actually. Hot action throughout, with a nice anal spoon, though again the lighting issues really do become apparent. A tit shot in the end.

Marcella Moraes is next, and this scene has a bit more pace to it, though again there are these lighting issues. Better this time, with oral that isn't to be missed, but the camera seems to also run out of places to go, like we're on the wrong side of the action for a few sequences. Reverse cowgirl, as it so often is, is the highlight. A bit of a dribbling mouth shot in the end, with some particularly odd grunts and spasms from the guy. Someone might want to check on him.

Cinthia Santos certainly has a bombshell body, and despite the continued lighting issues in this film, delivers big time in her scene. This curvy cutie asks to be face fucked, making her officially the right kind of woman. Solid action throughout, so long as you can see it, with a dribbling facial in the end. This guy sounds kind of funny when he blows his load too. What gives with that?

A strange film this one, primarily because it's so well done, aside from just that lighting issue. So much of the action gets lost to poor lighting that it comes across as a disappointment. Granted, the bonus scene Claudia Bella does on the beach makes up for this quite a bit, as there can't possibly be any lighting issues there, but still, I expected something like that to be covered.

Tight Ass Tango delivers a solid cast performing well, even if some of them do make funny noises when they blow a load. While it is not technically perfect, absent that one issue it's pretty damn good. Here's hoping in the future Morgan and Wicked let us actually see the masterpiece they capture. All in all, it's still worth a second shot as a sequel. Here's looking forward to another collection of hot bodies most of us haven't heard of, performing dirty sex and looking good doing it.