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Keeping It "Up" With The Joneses
With a brand new Indiana Jones movie in theaters this summer, you just knew some smart adult company was going to release their own spoof of the franchise. So the minds over at Adam & Eve took one of their contract stars, Ava Rose, and created the character of "Carolina Jones", an adventurer who ? surprise ? is Indy's daughter! Where that leaves Mutt Williams, I have no idea....
I'm not sure where Adam & Eve shot Carolina Jones and the Broken Covenant, but it appears to be somewhere in Europe, as all of the non-contract stars (Ava is joined by Bree Olson, playing a dim-witted Southern Belle) were foreign, and the movie has the look of something fans are used to seeing from Private, rather than Adam & Eve.
The story begins in a monastery, where Ava rescues Bree Olson from Steve Holmes and Nikki Blond, whom have sex in front of a tied up Bree before Ava arrives. Ava takes care of both of them (Steve particularly "gets the point") and unties Bree, giving herself a Willie Scott-like partner to accompany her for the rest of the flick.
Ava discovers that someone has stolen the Ark of the Covenant and she needs to get some information off of an old rival, played by James Brossman. James has done well for himself and lives in a large mansion, protected by armed guards. Bree distracts the guards with her smokin' hot body, and takes one of them (only credited here as "Alex") inside for a sex session. Meanwhile, James has been busy fucking Roxy Panther on his bed, who ties him up and blindfolds him at the end of their session when she's finishing him off with a blowjob.
With James still tied up, Roxy makes her exit as Ava sneaks into the room. She uses some hot water to get the needed information about the Ark from James, and then introduces him to some very special guests before she leaves that fans of the most recent Indiana Jones flick will appreciate (although I'm sure James' body did not!).
Ava and Bree become the guests of David Perry for the night, and Ava gets so horny that she calls David up to her room for a love-making session. The next morning, it's off to recover the Ark ? which results in Ava and Bree being captured, the Ark being revealed, and a special guest appearance by Dr. Henry Jones, Jr. himself (albeit one played by a foreign actor who looks and sounds nothing like Harrison Ford).
The final sex scene in Carolina Jones is a threesome between Ava, Bree and a male actor named Karim (who's playing Bree's ex) that isn't a bad scene, but one that I wished had a little more lesbian action between the girls.
The movie is presented in the anamorphic format and looks pretty good most of the time, although in some of the darker sequences (particularly the opening ones at the monastery) pixilation and visible compression artifacts are noticeable. The movie also offers up a well-balanced 5.1 Dolby track.
The release of Carolina Jones is a 2-disc set, with the movie on the first DVD and all of the extras on the second disc. The bonus materials are particularly impressive, in that they not only contain a number of behind the scenes materials (including BTS footage and bloopers), but an impressive seven full-length bonus scenes from other Adam & Eve movies containing either Ava or Bree (or both). There's also a ton of trailers on the bonus DVD...I counted 21, but I may have lost track!
Although it's not particularly high-end in terms of budget, and even though the story is sometimes lacking (or just downright confusing), I liked this Ethan Kane-directed feature a lot more than his last effort, Dark City, and it's one that Indy fans will want to check out.
Ava Rose was great. That's about it.
Endlessly long and uninspired sex scenes with little variety, women who shrieked constantly and men, although with impressive endowments, who piston-pumped for so long they lost their erections. An opportunity for a MMF 3-way that frustratingly, didn't happen, a FFM 3-way that had essentially no girl-girl sex, and a plot that was barely there.
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