A-Team, The: A XXX Parody

History has been filled with battles and conflicts - and besides armies - nothing has been more important in ending those conflicts than independent mercenaries. Present since Ramses II used them as personal protection and also as elite Egyptian Guard agents, mercenaries have been utilized as a specialized concentrated towards a specific job or duty. Many are in it for the cause, but most are in it for the money. Mercenaries make a profit by lending their skilled services to a cause, no matter what it is.

The A-Team, created in 1983, showcases a group of ex-United States Special Ops soldiers as they work their way around the world in search of fortune and freedom. They have been charged with a crime they didn't commit, and because of this they must live their life on the lam, making money by helping individuals reclaim their freedom from the grasp of villains. The A-Team kicks ass, bad guy ass.

The A-Team XXX kicks ass, but also fucks asses as well. This ultra high quality porno flick from Adam and Eve has been produced in a near Hollywood big budget fashion with excellent sets, intense acting, and incredible fucking.

When it comes to a parody, one of the most important items is casting. Great casting with Scotty Lyons as Morecock (porn's version of Murdock) really makes this film shine. The only detractor being Randy Spears as Cannibal. It seems as if no serious work was done to make him appear like the team's old leader. His wig is comical at best and his acting and face really don't fit the role correctly. Besides that, the rest of the movie's roles are filled superbly and the bevvy of beauties we are presented with as their fuck-buddies are top notch. Evan Stone may be the greatest fake-Face (here called Ace) I have ever seen. His attitude and acting skills are far superior to even Bradley Cooper's in the major Hollywood retread of the original series. Tyler Knight deserves a Porno Oscar for his spot-on portrayal of Mr. T; I couldn't even begin to give him enough praise for this.

Bree Olson is the main tit-squeeze here, showing off her cute as hell girl-next-door-meets-depraved-porn-star looks. She really gives us a good fuck scene right at the beginning of the film with her Ryder Strong-esque male counterpart (Seth Gamble). One of Bree Olson's great qualities in porn is her adorable innocent voice, which she shows off here wonderfully - talking dirty about how much she wants to have her ass fucked.
Ass fucking is where we spend a good chunk of the film. With five anal scenes in addition to a lot of deep-throating and cock riding, this movie does a great job showcasing a large cross section of porno. That's something lacking from a lot of the parody flicks today. Many big studios completely neglect good sex in an effort to provide a more comedic parody piece. That isn't a winning combination as it takes more than shitty dialogue and bad acting to sell a porn film. When sex sells like it does, you better have good sex to sell. The chemistry here is superb, with every performance believable and every pussy glistening wet, pink, and puckered. These people like to fuck, and they're showing it off as well as they can in almost two and a half hours of scripted fun.

The extras really fill out this package. There is an excellent trailer for the Rawhide II film coming out soon, as well as an entire additional disc of material featuring bloopers, casting calls, A-Team trivia, and even the stunts used in the film I found this great as my favorite parts of the special features for any film are the 'behind the scenes' featurettes and bloopers. This movie delivers!

I highly recommend this an addition to your porno parody library as it goes above and the average film in terms of both talent and content. In a world at war this film works hard for the money, showing off its worth in masturbatory battle right away.

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