Real Housewives Of South Beach XXX

Dr. Chauntelle does not use a rating system. Five stars is a default setting only.

Generally, I shy away from anything adult content production-related that's based out of Florida. Pleasure Dynasty is based out of Florida...

"Pleasure Dynasty is a Florida-based production company focusing on 3D and true HD video technology in the adult entertainment genre. Pleasure Dynasty is owned by director and producer Carlos Cavero. Cavero has partnered with adult industry veteran Don Young, who will handle VOD and DVD sales for the company. Pleasure Dynasty's 3D content is created in partnership with Minka Studios, who provides the proprietarily designed 3D cameras and editing support to allow Pleasure Dynasty the ability to produce content in the 3D format, while keeping the look and feel of amateur and pro-amateur adult video intact." (originally here)

...so generally I would shy away from them and their content. But I have made an exception for The Real Housewives of South Beach XXX (2012).

"Why the exception?" you ask.

Well... I'm not making this exception because South Beach XXX is an example of stellar content. It may be, but I honestly haven't even watched the film. I just, like just, got it - it arrived magically on my doorstep sometime last night in between running and making dinner... (I never even heard it being delivered - spooky!!)

I have made this exception strictly on the basis of the "synopsis" copy on the back of the box that articulates what happens in South Beach XXX. It says:

"Lies, deceit, tweeting and cheating... all in a days work!"

It's no wonder the rest of the world hates us.