Slurpy Throatsluts

I've been writing these reviews for a long time, going on 13 years now, so when a box of fresh films to review comes to my house, it's rare that I or Oranjewife so much as twitches at the title. But leave it to Mike Adriano to adjust that, making both of us giggle at a title like Slurpy Throatsluts. Fans of onomatopoeia must love this one, and as usual, Mike has a pile of hot women performing for us in his usual POV+ perspective. What does this mean? While it's mostly from our own point of view, we aren't locked into that, so there is enough flexibility with the camera that we aren't stuck. That means it's well done, to be simple about it.

There are a total of 20 scenes to enjoy on these two discs, and there is really only one persistent complaint I can find: Mike still seems to have some odd fixations that come through in each scene. Usually this involves an odd sequence of camera shots, where we focus on body parts in sequence, usually the ones the FCC doesn't want us to see on public airwaves. Frequently he gets obsessed with amateur medical equipment, too, with the speculum getting way too much use. I think he's an excellent director, but I think he is quite a bit immature, too. Thankfully, the tools stay at home here, so we just have to deal with a groping hand from time to time and the like.

Take for example Paige Turnah, whose name works best if you're from the generally London area. Quite. Aside from the fact that she seems to have a geometrically perfectly rectangular ass, Mike keeps focusing on the fact that she's on a treadmill. Literally, he reaches over, changes the speed, and then gets us a camera shot of her feet on the treadmill. We believe it, really. You don't have to be so obvious with your camera choices. I have to say, too, as an ass fan, I really didn't like what I was seeing. There's a nice amount there, mind, but the camera angle and treadmill together just weren't flattering as they should have been.

By contrast, Shane Dos Santos was really bloody pleasant to watch. Amazing eyes here, and she does
a wonderful job of staring into the camera. My only complaint here was the spit collection, something that wasn't necessary. Any throatfucking film that gets all obsessive about spit and the like and making her consume it all is really a bit over the top. Mike doesn't take it nearly that far, but the big novelty bar beverage glass is there. It's still weird. I was able to ignore it, though, and had quite a good time with this. I've come back to this scene a few times, in fact.

Jayden Jaymes is, of course, amazing, but then again, I'm a very biased source. Hers is the autograph I still want to get on a poster. Makes it a shame that I live in such a remote place! No personal appearances for me. Still, I enjoy just watching her take her clothes off in the opening sequence, and her amazing eyes stare down the camera throughout her work as well. Lovely, lovely stuff, this, and she most certainly is a pro. Enjoy this one.

Riley Reid is hard to pass up, too, as she joins the pantheon of cute women who are personable, talented, and playful on camera, all at the same time. Porn is a lot more fun when it looks like everyone is enjoying what they're doing. That's why I've never liked a lot of the big feature films, where everyone looks like they are trying to be models and make "oooh" faces rather than having any fun while fucking. Riley? Yeah, Riley has fun. And she has plenty of fun in this relaxed atmosphere.

I rather enjoy Slurpy Throatsluts, even if, for my tastes, it isn't quite perfect. Mike Adriano, from a technical standpoint, certainly knows what he's doing and uses the equipment at his disposal to capture the hottest women on the planet in perfect work. It's just some of those infatuations I don't quite get, even if we do all have them.

Lily's height natural good looks femininity and her natural submissiveness is worth it even though it's like 20 minutes every scene but can't really complain if a guy has access to a harem of women to worship and pleasure I would do it FREE of charge