Anal Plungers

Anal Plungers looks pretty damn good. I mean, going from left-to-right, just check out the ass on Melina Mason! She's yet another reason I regret not working in the industry when I had the chance. But add to that the newly-haired Juelz Ventura, hot blonde Lily Labeau, and Lea Lexis, who I don't know at all, and you wind up with a winner. Or normally you would. My DVD player wanted nothing to do with this film right off the bat, as it made some kind of abrasive sound and then kicked out of the player. Yikes. So I pulled out the reserve DVD player, the old portable Sony that never had a battery that charged worth anything. It burped a bit at first as well, but it generally rolled well, aside from the occasional bit of skipping. It seems that this particular disc wasn't punched dead center, so it's wobbling pretty badly. Boo! I'm blaming that on the manufacturer of the disc and not Jules and the gang at The Ass Factory, though.

Finally I'm able to get the thing stabilized and playing. Let's start with Lily, as she's up first on the disc. An odd tease sequence here, and I'm not at all sure I like it. The filtering on the video isn't so great, and the tease feel is more Eddie Powell than anything. Also, very slender girls shouldn't be trying to booty dance. It just looks funny with thighs that thin. But we're out of focus a lot, zoomed in way too far, and generally otherwise treating this opening like it's an Eddie Powell film. And the music doesn't fit. At all. I hit skip once to get a bit further ahead, and here's Lily, face down, ass up, and a barefoot guy in only a pair of jeans wanders in. Holy shit! It really is an Eddie Powell film! Well, no, not really, but that's the theme in every single Eddie Powell film. Here we get James Deen, and he never looks bored and angry like the guys in those films do. Instead, James manages to be as grabby as ever, but it doesn't bode well for this scene that the first thing I notice is how monochrome the background is, aside from the very lovely piece of art in front of the fireplace (feel free to send that to me, courtesy of the Empire's main office). Lots of anal toy play to start, though it's in Lily's mouth instead. The toy sticks around for a bit, and I'm still not a toy fan in scenes. They distract me. I get their purposes, believe me, especially when my girlfriend pulls out her ass toy, tells me to put it in her, and then give her half an hour to stretch out while playing with the rest of her. Believe me: I know they have their purpose. But kind of like condoms, I don't want them in my fantasy. Lily has a very cute little butthole, by the way. And we get to stare at it for a bit while she's riding cowgirl, after the toy is out but before her ass gets pounded. Really, overall, a very good scene, and an interesting ending, too. A facial, though with no hands from either of them, so he manages to blow a load mostly on her face, but sends it around like an out of control hose.

Melina Mason gets the second scene, and holy hell... to get to come home and play with that every now and then. I really should have gotten into this business. My other girlfriend thinks I would have been really good at it, so I get to imagine the career. I generally don't like tease sequences, but I watched every bit of this one. Then the fucking manages to be even hotter. I've only gotten to play with a body like this one once (alright, about eight times in one weekend), and yeah, a lot of fun. This scene makes this or any other film.

Well, I'd buy this just for Melina, so I'm biased. But Anal Plungers is well worth buying; with a cast like this, you simply can't go wrong.