Gazongas 10

I'm in my 30s, overeducated, and I work professionally as a writer. No, not this job. This is because I really like porn and I want to see some changes made in the industry to make it more equitable. Too often we let our worst stereotypes camp out in the shadows, and porn not being in the mainstream casts those shadows. All of that considered, words for breasts should not end in a "ee" sound. I would expect that from an 8-year old, but not a proper porn box cover. Just sayin'. Regardless, we have a film full of blondes and breasts. Oh, and Siri. I like her better with the ridiculous red hair. Because it's hot. Oh, and these other ladies are rather hot as well, even if I don't like blondes. Though Holly Brooks scares me. There's something going on with that face that makes me think she wants to eat my soul. Not pleasant, that feeling. We open with what looks like, uh, I don't know what it looks like. Hurricane damage was my first guess. I suppose I have to give in and turn the sound up (I generally do all of my reviews with the sound of). Oh, I guess that's fire damage. Yikes. I live in a place that is more or less immune to natural disasters, so it's weird for me to think about. Seriously, where I live is not prone to severe weather, is geologically inert, and would not be a terrorist target basically ever. Christie Stevens is apparently talking through getting some fire damage repaired with a contractor whom I am not entirely certain is bonded and insured. The spilled water gambit, and Christie barely still has her top on.

It's a shame that they tried to build too many lines into this. She is obviously trying to get a discount on the repairs, but the delivery isn't convincing enough. Let's just get to the flesh dance, shall we? A good scene, and the back of the box more or less tells the story. Fun tits, by the way. I'm sure no one is surprised that, because it's a breast film, each money shot has to be on breasts. Sigh. That's sadly predictable. Brianna Brooks doesn't have a look I would normally go for, but that's quite a fun body, and I'm glad she was able to get rid of those terribly restrictive clothes so fast. The blowjob bit goes on for quite some time, and without changing camera angles at all. I appreciate the patience, but I might have at least looked at the rest of her body for a few seconds if nothing else. She does seem to love some cock. And I would love to be able to call this working for a living. Is there a market for quite well-endowed but kind of pasty male porn stars? Those really are fantastic tits. My congratulations to the surgeon (it's a guess, but a safe one). To be clear, I have no problem with cosmetic surgery. Honestly, they look great. I had some fun with someone who had them a few years back. You know what? They felt great too. She was fun. A bit of ball licking gets us to the entirely unsurprising money shot. Yup, tits. I think it's the lips and eye makeup on Holly. It's just all too much. Why yes, it does finish the same way as the others. Siri is so hot walking down those stairs. Incredible body. Perfectly curvy.

I would definitely get in line to star with her in a scene. In a heartbeat. She seems to have some guy not really doing anything useful in her house. I guess it beats the pizza delivery guy cliché, but it's the least likely premise and a terrible excuse for an argument. Siri has presence, too. I like this film much more than I thought I would. I don't like the stereotypical lazy-ass male stereotype in the last scene, but at least we get some excellent sex out of it. The camera work is as you would expect, and even the bonus scene is quite good. Thanks much for Natasha Nice. Good stuff. Really.