Stacked Hardbodies

I look at this box cover, and I feel like I should really be looking forward to Stacked Hardbodies. But I'm not, I hate to say. Aside from Kendra Lust, this isn't a cast that instantly jumps out at me, though Summer Brielle's huge tits do make for some fun. But Rachel Starr's eye makeup creeps me out, and Audrey Bitoni fell off the face of the planet when she had the massive plastic surgery scars a few years ago, so I'm kind of lost for a theme. Is it that these are supposed to be exceptionally fit women?

Is that the line? Not quite on board as I should be, I don't think. Summer Brielle does pop those tits out right off the bat, and I like the sexy gear she's wearing. Some oil to start, and some fucking to fill in the middle. In reverse cowgirl, her tits look kind of funny. Cross-eyed or something. The nipples don't go where they're supposed to. Rachel Starr gets the two-dick treatment. I still don't like her nipple piercings, but I also can't make any sense of the guys wearing goggle and gloves at the start. It makes all of this feel medical, not sexy. Some of the slow-motion stuff they do in the intro is really sexy, but I'm not loving the pre-surgery vibe the whole thing has. Nicole Aniston is a blonde with a body kit. Plenty sexy, but for me, blondes just aren't that memorable. More oil. I'm thinking they wanted to put something about that in the title and forgot to or something. This scene is a bit vigorous, though it's more what happens to Nicole rather than what she does. Mechanical. And here's Audrey. This is a career that just got truncated. Maybe it's the lack of anal, maybe it's those scars. Whatever the case, Audrey was on her way up when everything stopped. Notice that the bra isn't all the way off. For quite some time, too. There are a few angles where you can see the remains of the surgery, but at least I don't have to cringe anymore. Definitely there, though. And then we get Kendra, dressed like a Victorian-era librarian or something. Nice to follow her up the stairs, though they were way too impatient with the tease bit on this one. The scene itself is also more about what gets done to Kendra really than her performing in any sense of the word. That's more or less what it is. Again, I should like Stacked Hardbodies more, but the cast is somehow holding me back. I keep thinking, "if only they had picked ______________ instead, then I'd love this." Probably not what any director is looking for.

This movie is ok. Would I buy it? No. There are 2 good scenes, the two done by Nicole Aniston and Summer Brielle. I like Summer Brielle and this was one of her better scenes, concerning NIcole Aniston I'm not familiar with her until this movie but I have to say I was impressed with her. What hurts this movie is the talent line up could have been better and for some reason I just couldn't get into the 2 3way scenes.