Dirty Rotten Mother Fuckers 7

I'm generally a bit bored with the MILF genre. Not that I don't find women of that age attractive: many of them are, in fact, my age. It's just that it has frequently become the catch-all for porn stars who have been in the industry for a long time. And translating that from porn, that means two years. However you want to look at it, though, that's not what they're doing with Dirty Rotten Mother Fuckers 7. Sure, you've got an Ava Addams, and here symmetrically perfect body, as well as India Summer, Danica Patrick's official skin-only doppelganger. They've been around for some time. But Joslyn James is bringing some dirty, curvy, hot shit to the screen these days. And Britney Shannon is inked up in a way I find devastatingly sexy. And Cherie Deville's here, too. So, yeah, I'm pretty well set with what we've got going on. We open with Ava, wrapped very tightly in this little white dress, though the bit around her neck looks like a brace. Maybe she had a car accident. Those tits are barely staying in, though, and I would object in no way, shape, or form to playing with them. She's outside looking at a convertible for some reason. Full disclosure: I'm listening to Public Enemy's "Harder than You Think" right now instead of the sound to the film. This is one of about eight songs on my workout playlist. And the longer my runs get, the more songs I'll add. Another one worth looking at: Kid Cudi/MGMT/Ratatat mixed by Steve Aoki on Pursuit of Happiness. I dare you not to go around just singing "Fuck that!" after hearing it.

Oh, right, tits. I say that because I'm looking back and she's got them popped out of that top. Right, sex then. Why doesn't this happen like this to me? Oh, right, it's like 30 degrees outside. Still, though, it would be nice... Okay, scene again. Ava showing off some sick blowjob skills. We had a thing on our blog from Jessie Andrews on giving perfect head. I think just about every technique is right here in this effort. Unsurprisingly in this setting, the tit fucking comes next. We go right to reverse cowgirl then, and I have to say that this is largely shot well by Chris Streams. Too many directors fuck that up now, but he nails it. And then dude starts nailing Ava's ass. Damn. Nice stuff here. The reverse cowgirl anal is even generally okay, though this camera angle is lower than I'd like. Not too low to work, it's just lower than I enjoy. The regular cowgirl stuff gets a bit lost, but that can happen on a couch. Only so many angles to work with and all that. It seems like it's relatively quickly that it's a money shot and then over. Manuel finds himself walking in on Britney Shannon. There's some conversation with Manuel protesting innocence. I get the distinct impression Britney don't give a fuck, because she's rubbing on him very quickly, and then it's just on. No subtlety at all in this scene, though Britney gets to do less of the performing than I'd like. For large stretches she's just a passenger. A few points with very, very obvious breast augmentation scars. Then the anal, which is preceding by a mercifully brief indulging of Manuel's foot fetish. We get to look into a fair amount of gaping, and then it's seemingly over quickly as well. Maybe I have the fast forward set a bit too quickly tonight (I have a LOT of reviews to write this weekend: like 40 or so). So in the words of Public Enemy this is what. goes. on. Hot bodies, a bit of work that's noticeable, and everyone knowing exactly what they're doing. I enjoyed this film far more than I thought I would based on the theme. Sure, it's not the excitement and raw hotness of Reverse Gangbang or Oil Overload (or any time Mike Adriano gets hot girls down there rimming), but it is pretty damn enjoyable. Given the number of scenes in the price, you're definitely getting your money's worth with this one.

Buy this. Seriously. Why? Ava Addams / scene 1. Familiar with her and those titties but she's not in my collection. I liked this scene. She's a total package, face, tittties and ass, very nice and the scene was well directed. Joslyn James / scene 3. She fucked a famous golfer a few years back and she likes a short hair do, known to sport a wig also. I've seen her in a few other scenes but I was never satisfied until now. This is probably her best scene. The doggy segment was near perfect, well done. The only thing that kind of tainted the scene was her hair style and of course that depends on what you like. It threw me off but it was still a very good scene, she's a pretty woman and she's got a wonderful body. Cherie Deville / scene 4. Very good scene. One of her best. The doggy started out with too many obstructions (arms and hands) but got way better to make this a damn good scene. The best in the film. Cherie Deville is a fantasy on 2 legs, beautiful face, jelly ass, nice legs, hair perfect, a sight to behold playin' with a dick. There were no bad scenes in this movie in my book but those were the ones I felt really stood out. If you like Ava Addams, Joslyn James or Cherie Deville who I think had the best scene in the movie get this DVD, its worth buying.