Tatiana

Oui, Oui. Oui, Oui, Oui, Oui, Oui. Translated from French... Yes, yes. Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. There is no better answer to the question of whether or not you will like Tatiana. If you trust me (and I know you do), don't read further, just buy this disc.
Most American men, myself included, have turned on a foreign channel network at one time or another looking for a program that will show us some female form. We don't care that we can't understand a word of what these actors and actresses are saying because we are just horny enough to sit around on a couch, dick in hand, and watch an Italian soap opera knowing very well we could see some snatch. I am so proud to be a man. Tatiana is a really good French soap opera, with hardcore sex, and a dialogue which except for those who bi-lingual, is non-dicernable.

Tatiana traces the saga of a farming family whose fields have hit hard times. Tatiana, played by one of the sexiest girls I have ever laid eyes on, Tania Russof, narrates this first installment of what is described as Pierre Woodman's "Pyramid Trilogy" (you can find my equally glowing review of Tatiana 2 also on DVD Empire). Her family's poor crop has led the father to take a loan from their towns Marquis. This move backfires as his two daughters attempt to clear the family's name by fucking the powers that be in the city. At one point, Tatiana's sister is gang banged by the Marquis and his men with the hollow promise that the debt would be lifted. This is a very difficult plot to follow as except for the very few moments when Tatiana is narrating the details of a scene, all of the inter-character dialogue is in French.

French or no French, this movie however is a winner. The women are a collection of the sexiest girls that I have ever seen in a porno. Why you ask? Because unlike most porn flicks that are filled with huge fake tits and overdone make-up, the sexy girls in Tatiana are all very natural in their sexiness. I liked this because they didn't look like sluts or typical porn chicks, they all looked like the hottest sexy girl you have ever seen at a club... you know the one that you are deathly afraid to talk to. The ones that if you had sex with you would cum so fast that she would ask if you were in yet.

Since we have unvailed the one of the two flaws in Tatiana, the French dialogue, the sex can be described as nothing less than amazing. The only other bizarre part of the movie was that after every kick ass facial that each of these girls strained for, they all posed, looking directly into the camera for a picture. I didn't particularly like this. This aside, I found myself repeating chapters just because the sex was so hot and eventually appreciating the poses to enjoy looking at these girls faces slathered in splooge. The sex wasn't very kinky though, just a lot of good fucking and sucking, plenty of great butt banging and cum gargling. I guess the best way to describe the sex is this... now close your eyes... imagine your ideal sexual adventure, with your ideal woman. I can't imagine better sex than what was had on this screen.

The DVD by itself was quite standard. There was very little in the way of features, primarily options to change languages and other rote stuff. The video quality was superb. And the audio, considering that there were five language selections and subtitles to boot, was what one would expect from a foreign film. Personally, I really enjoyed listening to sexy French girls scream... Wi, wi, and then listening to some French guy say wi, wi as he comes on the girls face. And then the sexy girl saying wi, wi in thanks for her semen shake.

To sum it up, buy this before you can't get it. This is probably one of the five best porno's I have ever seen. If I could remember all the others, it might be the best. There are 32 women to enjoy and plenty of amazing sex to watch. Oui, Oui, indeed.

For the uninitiated, this is Private living up to its name: Displaying European hotties for our amazement, idolotry, and envy, getting plugged in all of their orifices in crystal-clear technocolor, with sound and subtitles (no English) to help us along with the story line.

The second sex scene with Tatian's sister is a gang bang that will blow your mind and wad and the best of the film and enough justification to buy this movie.

Then there are some great vouyeristic shots where you see private rooms in a bordello. Who doesn't appreciate watching hot and dainty hotties taking on the big meat with enthusiam!

A good movie done in the tradional Private style with classical music in the background

Now that I've gotten that out of my system, I have to agree
with him that this is an excellent disc. The sex is great; very
nasty with plenty of anals. But the costumes, sets and locations
are what is really outstanding. Costumes and sets this lavish are
not attempted in American porn, with very rare exceptions.

The problem with this disc, as the reviewer pointed out, is that
it is in French. It is neither dubbed nor subtitled in English.
You can select "English" as the language option, but that does not
mean the movie is dubbed or subtitled in English, it means only that
every five or ten minutes a narrator will describe general plot
developments in a thickly accented English. The results are often
hilarious. Moreover, even the French appears to over-dubbed, along with a very
annoying moans-and-groans soundtrack. This conclusion follows from the
fact that the French words are badly out of synch with lip movements.
If we have to put up with such an out-of-sycn soundtrack,
we might as well get it dubbed in English so we can know what's going on.
It makes you wonder if the American market is not a big enough piece of
Private's market to justify English dubbing or subtitles.

Still, the visual delight is more than adequate to make up for the
frustrating sound situation. Most viewers will not be disappointed with
this disc. It makes a very pleasant break from the typical porn valley
product.

If you ask me, there is something about foriegn
women that just does it for me! A film which shows
a naturalness which is lacking in the American
films. The women are stunners, not silicon enhanced
snaggle puss whores which are common in other films!
These women do everything. Can't wait for Tatiana 2!

Fantastic quality and beautiful photography and costumes. Standard Private stuff with gorgeous foreign actresses! Has no english subtitles, but who cares - I'd happily learn Russian to be in this movie!