Tanya Hyde's Twisted Dreams

European films have the reputation of being slightly eccentric...the way you can be "slightly" dead, or "kind of" pregnant. Most of the time these trippy, pretentious flicks lose much in the translation. In this case, Tanya Hyde's Twisted Dreams is the flick, with its flamboyant persona and break-neck pace that is Euro-porn at its best. Directed and filmed by Hyde, this collection of fetish vignettes runs the gamut from tame to the outrageous. Mild domination is prevalent throughout; whether it is Cassandra Wilde walking Sophie Evans like a dog, or a couple nuns getting the shit fucked out of them by some common thieves. There are six twisted tales in all, each with their own degree of naughtiness. What really makes the piece stand out, however, is the technical expertise in which the production possesses. Audio Assembly Productions provided one of the slickest soundtracks to date, matching techno loops with video mayhem. Cool washes, stutter frames, and awesome video distortion were used in moderation as not to distract from the focus of the film?the fucking.

Shot in Spain, all of the dazzling Euro-stars came to the elaborate sets horny and ready to fuck. Must be all those Spanish Casanovas. All the scenarios manifest an overwhelming sexuality, brought out by passionate nasty sex. Having titles like: Insanity, Training, Cops and Hooker, among others, allows you to choose your pleasure. In Training, for example, Monet Covet (a dynamite blonde with a hot ass) is disciplining a male slave. Bound and blindfolded, he waits for his next order. Covet is in a kinky mood, and decides to take a piss and allow him to clean her dripping snatch?with his tongue! Meanwhile, Lorena Red is obviously enjoying the proceedings, fucking herself furiously. All the scenes have exotic toys, but the facial strap-on dildo that the slave dons is without a doubt my favorite. Also in this scene, Cassandra performs a painful act on the slave with one huge strap-on...and he doesn't seem to mind. That's all I have to say about that...

Major taboos are addressed in not just the sex, but the erotic themes as well. The piece "Nuns and Robbers," attacks the strict celibacy of their order. A rite so respected that even an atheist would blush as these sisters explore their sexuality in the sanctity of a church. Double dongs are wielded and quickly disappear in the silken folds of their twats. Enter the burglars, who find the nuns when robbing the church (another taboo), and proceed to capitalize on the slick situation. Covet bosses around her lowly servant Sophie Evans in, "Abused Maid." Sucking on a big ol' stogie, Covet orders Evans on a table so she can spank her ass to a nice rosy hue. She then straps a horse bridle on Evans and rides her like a wild animal. All of the action was equally intense. Hyde made certain every second counted.

Completing the package, superb special features provide an informative, easy to navigate DVD release. Fully interactive menus allow you to choose from the standard trailers and photo gallery to the exceptional cast biographies and film notes. Not one weak link. Highly recommended!

I first discoved Tanya Hyde's work in "Xtreme Desire", a cutting-edge fetish sex creation so intense my testosterone levels remained in the danger zone for days afterwards. Since then, I have been searching for more of her work.

"Twisted Dreams", makes my juice run almost as hot as "Xtreme Desire". Two stories in particular come to mind:

"Cops and Hookers" staring Monique Covet and "Slave Boy Training" staring Cassandra Wilde and Lorena Red. Unfortunately, the men in these scenes are not individually recognized for their supurb performances and good looks.

The only improvement I would make is more close-up shots on the action and a sharper picture.

Highly Recommended!

Tanya Hyde, London's reigning queen of kink, serves up a sexy six-course feast featuring such tasty and tantalizing treats as French maids, naughty nuns, horny hookers, nefarious nurses and their passionate patients, brazen burglars and copulating cops! "Twisted Dreams" cooks up your favorite fetish flambes a la Pirate and is guaranteed to give you "hard burn."

Our first scene is entitled "Insanity". We see two nurses (Monique & Tavalia) wheeling a man in a wheelchair down a path. They end up stopping at the edge of an empty swimming, and for a moment it looks as if they might push the helpless guy in, but they stop, and the two ladies walk over to the steps leading into the shallow end of the pool. And very quickly fun ensues. Monique bends over, hikes up her short dress, and Tavalia very quickly lets her tongue do some tasty exploring of Monique from behind. Tavalia continues licking and rimming Monique's rear end, then finally lets Monique get her fingers and tongue inside her quim. Some side by side masturbation at the bottom of the pool, leads to a tongue ride for Monique, then a deep licking 69. Suddenly the guy in the wheelchair (none of the guys in the movie are identified, except for their names listed in the credits) is sitting there beside the girls, still in the wheelchair, and still unmoving. The girls pose his hands, then ride on them, his fingers deeply probing their asses. After a minute or so of anal fingering, they put a vibrator in each of his hands, then ride on those for a bit. While Tavalia sits up in the lifeguard's chair, Monique gives the lucky guy a hummer. The girls get into a 69, Monique using one of the vibes on Tavalia's ass as she licks her cunt, while Tavalia licks Monique's pussy as the guy screws Monique's ass. The girls then kneel in front of the guy, who jerks off and cums into their open, hungry, and waiting mouths.

Next, you have one nun (Cassandra) using a cat-o-nine tails on the bare ass of another (Lorena), before she moves down to use her mouth to lick it all better. Then the naughty nuns bring out a red double headed dildo, and they fuck it into each other's pussy. A couple of burglars break in to the nunnery, and begin ransacking the room the nuns were in. Lorena comes back a few moments later; she's grabbed by the two guys, pushed to her knees, and their dicks shoved in her face. And she quickly and eagerly begins working her mouth on the man meat. Once she's gotten them hard, she gets into doggie position and takes one in her pussy while sucking the second dick. After a couple minutes, Cassandra comes back into the room. She sees what's going on, and the guy who's in Lorena's pussy pulls out and runs over to Cassandra. He drops to his knees, and stares up at her pleadingly. She looks at him for a moment, then parting her habit slightly, pulls him to her crotch. He gets the message immediately, pulls down her panties and begins tongue fucking her hot hole. Not long afterwards, it's Cassandra who's the one on her knees, working her mouth magic on the lucky criminal. Once she's got him hard, she pulls her habit off completely, and straddles him in a reverse cowgirl fuck. Back on the bed, Lorena starts getting it doggie style, just as Cassandra begins getting it spoon fashion up the butt. Lorena then switches to reverse cowgirl for her partner, first in her pussy, then quickly moving to take it in the ass. , but both are getting hard and deep anal drillings. Cassandra's guy is first to pop, blowing his load over her tight firm ass, then Lorena's partner fires, blasting his load and giving her tits a coat of cum paint.

A slight change of pace now, as it's time once again for "Female Domination with Monique"! Her maid Sophie is outside, and Sophie has just discovered a new playtoy: a large vibrating dildo. She of course begins playing with it, fucking her cunt with it as she is watched from a window by Monique. Monique comes out to where Sophie is, and takes over fucking her with the dildo for a minute, then as a guy enters the scene, she pushes Sophie into the house and the guy follows them in. Monique has Sophie kneel on the table where she gives her one slap to her ass, then quickly flips her onto her back and pushes her cunt onto Sophie's waiting face. Monique puts a bridle on Sophie and rides around on her back like a pony for a few minutes, then moves over to where the guy from outside is sitting, and throws her head down onto his dick for some deep swallowing. He then fucks Sophie doggie style and on her back as Monique sits in the chair, watching them and masturbating as she does. Sophie also gets it in the ass for a bit spoon fashion before she goes over to Monique, who is now wearing a strap-on, and lowers her cunt onto the rubber rod. She rides for a minute or so, before the guy slips in behind to give Sophie a D.P.

In the next segment, Lorena and Cassandra are chauffeurs who begin playing with themselves, and each other. Cassandra does most of the rubbing though, before finally lying back on the front seat, one leg over the back, and motioning Lorena to her pussy. The girls straighten up, and Lorena opens the door for Sophie to get into the back. Once she's in, her panties come immediately off and she begins fingering her cunt! A quick taste to make sure everything is okay, and Sophie goes back to fingering herself and rubbing a vibrator over her cunt. The two girls in front look at each other for a moment, then remove their panties in a synchronized motion. Cassandra and Lorena climb in back with Sophie, and hold her legs apart. Cassandra is first, teasing Sophie's clit with the vibe, before handing it to Lorena who skips the teasing and just fucks Sophie with it. Looks like a little role reversal, the chauffeurs taking charge. They fasten a dog collar on Sophie and lead her out of the car. Lorena and Sophie get in a 69, and Cassandra screws Sophie's sopping cunt with a strap-on. She follows that up by doing Sophie in the ass, and then the three girls solo masturbate to finish.

In the next scene, Monique is being arrested by two policemen. One of the cops pulls off Monique's dress, exposing a leather teddy-like outfit underneath. She drops to her knees, and takes turns sucking on each of the cocks in her face. Once they're hard, one of them holds her up as the other screws her snatch. Monique then turns over so she can suck on the second cop's cock while the first does it's magic on her pussy. After a bit, they move down off the stairs to the main floor. One of the cops gets into one of those sex swings, while Monique crawls between his legs to suck his dick and finger his butt, as she squats over the other cop's face for her pussy to get a tongue bath. Monique continues riding the tongue in her cunt and holding a butt plug in her mouth, fucking the cop in the swing's ass with it. Then she takes a turn in the swing, one of the cops using a large dildo on her pussy, fingering her ass and licking her clit, as the second cop busies himself filling her mouth with his dick. She gets fucked and sucks in the swing, then switches to a doggie anal while sucking, and then an on-her-back fudgepacking.

The last scene again features Cassandra, and this time she's a dominatrix of sorts. Cassandra puts a bridle on her slave, and rides out on his back like on a horse, using her riding crop on his ass to coax some speed out of him. Meanwhile, in the living room, Lorena is quite a busy beaver, or should I say, is keeping her beaver busy. With a very large orange dildo, stuffing it deep into her pussy! Cassandra and her ride come into the room, and she leads him between Lorena's legs. She goes over to the drawer, and pulls out one of those dildos that strap to your face. She puts it on her slaveboy, and pushes on his head to fuck Lorena with it. As he's busy with this, Cassandra gets up and goes over to the toy drawer again, this time taking out a strap-on dildo. Some doggie position fucking follows (for both girls) before Lorena rides Cassandra, and the guy takes Lorena's open ass in a plastic assisted D.P. The girls then lie tummy to tummy and the guy takes turns going back and forth between each one's cunt for a few minutes, before finally splooging over both of their cunts.

From a DVD perspective: What can I say about a Private disc technically? They're basically some of the best in the business! Sharp picture, along with clear and loud audio are the norm, not an occasional fluke as with some other companies.

This DVD has it all lesbian, cumshots, and just plain ol' fucking. Monique Covet is very good and we get to see her 3 times in the movie. This is one of my favorite Private movies. If you love Private this should be in your collection!