Club Godiva

"Club Godiva" depicts a place that every metro area should have: a fantasy camp for mature, discriminating people to share in their desired fantasies! Sure, money will exchange hands, but with some true sin-tax added, the coffers will no doubt fill, the roads will be fixed and new schools built!

Evan Stone is greeted by Bonita Saint, who runs this "house", as he makes his way into this high-end brothel. Presenting his "silver card" he is quickly asked to upgrade to a "gold card" that would entitle him to even greater experiences. Hmmm...that's a very similar to a routine we get at our local tanning salon! Just there to try things out, Evan smartly declines the offer and moves on to Room # 2, where Inari Vachs is waiting--donned in a black corset, black heels and stockings. Clearly in control, Inari requests that her foot be rubbed, followed by asking for her stockings to be removed. In order to get Evan more comfortable, he is asked to dance and strip for her. Nothing like a little bit of humor. I wonder if he is thinking twice about that gold card proposition! Evan starts rubbing oil all over Inari's body and inserts a double thumb into her pussy. In an extremely hot shot, Inari is sucking Evan's cock while she is fucking herself with a dildo by using her feet. You really need to see this...what talent!

On his way out the door, Evan runs into his ex-wife who is played by the beautiful Gina Ryder. Trying to make amends with his ex, Evan gets the cold shoulder. Gina moves on to work on her "customer", Nick East, where she requests a lip-lock on her pussy hidden underneath her short plaid school-girl skirt. In a take-off from the past scene, while giving head, Gina is fucking herself with what quite possibly was the same dildo that Inari was using. All warmed up, Gina takes her huge boobies on a bouncy trip while riding up and down on Nick's stiff shaft. Ready to blow, Gina quickly jumps on Nick's cock and gobbles up every last drop of cum without missing a drop.

Steven Jagger appears in the next vignette with Envy meeting with Bonita and looking for the first threesome of their relationship. Bonita and Envy begin their meeting with a bit of girl on girl before, Ms. Saint begins sucking on Steven's dick. Sporting a massive strap-on, Bonita cannot decide if she should fuck Steven or Envy. Thankfully, we don't see a man get ass-fucked.

Trying to work a way to get back with Gina, Evan begins grasping at straws. Meanwhile, Amia More and Brick Majors begin their passionate coupling, complete with the insertion of a double-ended vibe to aid in vaginal and anal stimulation. Finishing his part, Brick leaves a load of sticky goo on Amia's pussy.

In a final confrontation, Evan and Gina realize that they could have a spark left if they move into a more open sexual relationship. Role-playing as a "john" and a hooker, the old flame rekindles, while yet more sexual toys are brought into play. Finally, a happy ending!

This movie was well put together, with some very hot scenes. The displays of Bonita, Amia, Envy and Gina complete the quality of this film. One of the best additions was the placement of sex toys in each scene. Not only do they help in the stimulation of the actresses, but they also show how everyday couples and use these aids to help in their own relationships.

I would have to nominate this movie as one of the best that I have ever seen, and definitely at the top of the heap for the last 30 or so that I've seen. The sex is hot, as are the girls, and though the plot is thin (as is to be expected with these kinds of films), the authentically wet snatches and the fact the long version of Wagner's "Flight of the Valkyries" matches up perfectly to the last scene (kind of like Dark Side of the Moon and the Wizard of Oz), make this one to own.

In the first scene, we find Bonita Saint and her new client in a foyer rolling dice to determine his fate, kind of like Monopoly; he better hope he doesn't get the Baltic Avenue of girls. He then heads upstairs to meet Amia Moore, who waits on a bed as if she has so many better things to do. After complaining about his cologne, she allows him to massage her feet and then strip her. In a very American Pie twist of fate, she makes him strip for her "sexy-like." He obliges and is rewarded by getting to oil her down. So, now that she's thoroughly slippery, he slides in two fingers and both thumbs, Nintendo style, all around her box. Now here comes the amazing part: She actually uses a dildo shaped like a sword with her feet while she swallows his man-meat. Now that's coordination! I bet she can even walk and chew gum at the same time! Another great part of this scene was her extremely exaggerated gagging noises that she was making while trying to get his cock to touch the back of her throat; I mean, seriously, the guy wasn't that big. Anyway, they finally get to the fucking where he slams her missionary, legs up in the V formation before throwing one leg over his shoulder where her voice goes two octaves higher. For the finale, he throws it up in her from behind and leaves a big white stain all over her ass.

On his way downstairs, this poor bastard sees his ex-wife (Gina Ryder) and finds out that she is hooker. That's almost as bad as turning her lesbian. Onto her rendezvous in a pseudo principal-disciplining-the-student scenario. Gina comes in and explains her confusion about which underwear to wear today. Now don't let this annoying dialogue get to you, she is really hot in this scene. So to make sure that the underwear are fully functional and clean, the guy rakes them up then throws her on the desk to thrust his tongue about inside her furry cavern. This part was amazing; I mean, Gina was really hot - her legs are quivering and she is wetter than Niagara Falls. Moving from the desk to the floor, Gina uses the same sword dildo from the previous scene while she sucks this preppie looking fuck off. She the climbs on his cock while he lays on the desk, cute little Polo sweater still tied around his neck...I hate yuppies! He then bangs her from behind, while she holds onto the desk for dear life and moans like a cat in heat. In the end, he grabs her missionary and is about to blow when she jumps off the desk and actually swallows his load...I'm in love!

Next are Inari Vachs and her boyfriend who want to have a three-way with Bonita. She grudgingly agrees and undresses Inari, fondling her breasts like a little lipstick lesbian all the while. Bonita then moves to the guy and gives him just enough head to shut him up. Cut to Inari and her man bent over stools buck-naked. In comes Bonita with a giant strap-on. This is where if I were that guy, I'd get up and run, or at least be really, really scared! But like a trooper he hangs in there and rubs his meat while this monstrosity of a dildo is rammed in and out of his girlfriend. And in all honesty, what else could he do? Unless he has a 15" cock, he ain't packing something that she's even going to feel after that ramming! As one of my friends exclaimed "She's ramming that chick with a goddamn baseball bat with a tip!" The chicks leave him out once again as they 69 while he watches; they then grab the double-ended dildo and go at each other, once again, as the guy has to watch. Finally, he gets some dick suckin' and then some fuckin' as he's thrown in the mix as Bonita rides him cowgirl style. He then gets some licking from Inari before he pounds her ass missionary style. After a little pussy slapping, he ends up giving Bonita a little package on her stomach.

Envy enters next with her man who immediately blindfolds her puts her legs up in the air while he eats her less than sanitary looking pussy. He goes at it for a while, God bless him, and then inserts the two-pronged dildo for that woman who just needs a little bit more. Finally he stops and they 69 for a while before he slams her in the ass missionary style. Then onto the ever-popular reverse cowgirl with the anal twist before a slam from the side and a perfect dismount of cum on her hairy beaver.

In the final scene, that poor bastard from earlier gets another shot at boffing his ex-wife. In a typical hooker-and-john scenario, she enters to a candle-lit room where he immediately sets upon licking her lips (and not the ones on her face) with a passion that deserves a medal in itself. Finally, he gets her onto the couch, quivering thighs and all, where he continues to eat and then uses a sizable dildo to get her even more wet than she was, which I didn't think was possible. Gina tears at her shirt and bulbous breasts before she is thrown down and rammed from behind and above by Mr. Blond Ponytail. Taking a modicum of control, she rolls over and gets it missionary, legs up of course, before the mailman brings the spermy package on her stomach. I wish she had swallowed, like her last scene. Oh, and like I mentioned earlier, this scene matches perfectly to "Flight of the Valkyries" if you start it from right when they kiss for the first time. Try it, it's hilarious!

Overall, a quality movie. I was quite impressed with the girls and the action, though the camerawork was a bit shoddy. In terms of features, this disc had chapter search, photo gallery, and a behind the scenes feature.

The plot involves a brothel known as Club Godiva run by a woman named "your ladyship" (Bonita Saint) where the client gets to "pick your own scenes" (two a week) if you pay with a gold card; if you pay with a silver card, "it's a game of chance". They seem to have confused a brothel with an interactive video. It turns out that the first client discovers his ex-wife working there. She had dumped him because he was a boring fuck. He thought she hated sex. She works there because she gets to control the scene and gets back together with her husband after appearing to him as a hooker with him as the john.

It's a dumb plot, but it tries to give a critique of male fantasy and suggest that husbands be more imaginative when fucking their wives. And it even involves some revenge and humiliation of the husbands. Her ladyship also tells another guy that his fantasy of a three-way is so ordinary. And when Ryder plays a hooker for her ex-husband, she won't kiss him (he had lit candles and hoped for something more romantic). But it's hard to take this well-meaning critique of male fantasy very seriously since the fantasies of the women characters are just more typical male porn fantasies, as in the wife who is also a whore.

The dialogue preceding the sex scenes is mercifully short, and the actors seem to be trying pretty hard to appear sincere. The only other odd thing is that Bonita Saint is made the star even though Gina Ryder's character is the really central one. The film is decent technically and some scenes, particularly Gina Rider's, generate some real heat.

Gina Ryder's first scene is great. She wears black thong underneath a red plaid miniskirt and a form-fitting white top. She has a really nice rack and a cute face. She also has a wonderful smile. The scene takes place in an office, mostly on a desk, with Ryder sitting on it and spreading her legs while the guy, seated, goes down on her. This is visually the best scene. Ryder's scene in which she plays a hooker is good, but not as hot. Inari Vachs is already looking old in the face, though she still performs well and still has a nice body. Her ability to do anal scenes is unfortunately not put to use in her scene. Envy is strikingly pretty, although Bonita Saint is not, and their lesbian three-way is a hot performance. Bonita's left tit has a dent in it from a bad boob job, but she does very well in this scene with the dildo. Amia's anal scene is hot too. The scene begins with her being blindfolded (this is the only scene where the guy is in control) and Amia gets increasingly excited. This video is worth seeing for Ryder's first scene, but overall it is not a remarkable feature.

The DVD quality is high, but the features are so-so. There are six animated chapters and a photo gallery. The meager "biographies" actually contain only one of Gina Ryder. There are also internet addresses and three previews. The previews are kind of cool because they are behind the scenes footage and pretty long. They are informative about the porn world in ways that trailers are not.

No, there are no fruit sex scenes in this film (unless I completely missed out).

I really love the way Bonita Saint looks. Small, tight, long legged with great breasts and a gorgeous face. You can't beat that. She reminds me of a Lexus Locklear that actually likes doing porn (or at least is convincing).

The scene with her is amazing! Very sexually charged. Envy is also great in that scene, complimenting Bonita's style (a bit more demure, but still into it). Threesomes are often awkward with one person practically sitting out. Many times there is just no chemistry and the scene would have been better off as a twosome. This is not the case here. This worked.

Unfortunately, that was the only scene I really liked. And it was primarily because of Bonita. Fortunately, it alone was strong enough to carry the film for me.

This Jerome Tanner vid has a lot going for it, most especially Inari Vachs. The DVD looks excellent, with good, strong tones and only negligible amounts of pixelation. The sound is slightly muddy, but to a degree.

Extras: Live-play still galleries, cast bios, trailers.