Trained Teens

I don't know about you, but the announcement of a new Jules Jordan DVD often has me glancing at the calendar, silently calculating the number of days until the release date. I say that not only as a reviewer, but as a fan who has finally found a consistent source of high quality smut. In less than a year, Jules has made the most of his union with Evil Angel by releasing new titles on a regular basis, often topping himself with each subsequent release. With Trained Teens, Jules has invited back some fan favorites such as Aurora Snow, Gauge, and Krystal Steal while leaving room for some new .

Not one to keep his fans waiting, Jules bumps the much anticipated Aurora Snow/Gauge scene to the front of the disc...and what a way to kick things off! As he's done in the past, Jules begins shooting this scene in what appears to be an Escalade with both girls in the back seat. It's not stationary either, they're moving through traffic as both girls get aquatinted; this of course involves getting naked with plenty of playful licking and nibbling. When they get to Jules' place, both girls get right down to business. Jules pulls out a red butt plug from his seemingly vast collection and inserts it into Aurora's ass with ease. The black strands hanging out of the butt plug makes it looks like she has a tail; this is just the first step of an interesting transformation. While Jules puts a ball gag in Aurora's mouth, Gauge takes off her belt and wraps it around Aurora's neck, creating an impromptu set of reins. Situated on all fours, Aurora crawls around the floor like a horse while a topless Gauge rides atop, occasionally smacking Aurora's ass. I don't think I'll ever get this image out of my head!

Once the pre-game festivities draw to a close, Jules gets in on the action whipping out his cock so naughty little Gauge can suck it. Aurora (still with the ball gag in her mouth) looks on like an orphaned puppy, so Jules eventually removes the ball gag allowing her to share his cock with Gauge. When Jules eventually pulls the butt plug out of Aurora's ass, he dangles it in front of Gauge's face so she can taste it. With Gauge lying face down on Aurora's back, Jules moves behind the two for a smorgasboard of probing. Past this point the scene boils over with a dizzying amount of setups and amazing penetrations. In one of the more brilliant segments, Jules has Aurora situated in a pile driver below him and Gauge in a doggy in front of him. This allows him to move between both girls' gaping asses with ease. It's such a beautiful thing, you'll want to high five someone when you see it! Jules doesn't skimp on the nasty stuff either. He makes sure each girl gets her fair share of ass-to-mouth opportunities, and is careful to document the impressive gapes he created. All good things must come to an end and this incredible scene concludes as Aurora wraps her lips around Jules cock and sucks away until he blows his load in her mouth. Careful not to spill or gulp any down, Aurora shows off Jules' goo to the camera, and then spits it into Gauge's open mouth, which she finally swallows. Quite simply an amazing scene worth the price of admission on its own!

After such an incredible scene, Jules keeps things going by inviting Krystal Steal (Flesh Hunter) back to join him and Brett Rockman for a hot three-way. But before things get moving, Jules aims the camera on Krystal's incredible white outfit featuring a pair of skin tight pants. The material is rather thin allowing a glimpse of her hot pink panties underneath. Damn, Jules really knows how to tease! She slowly lowers her pants over her firm ass revealing a seamless tan and perfect skin. When Brett enters the scene, Krystal doesn't hesitate to kneel down between both guys and start sucking. When the fucking starts, Krystal really gets into the action, especially when Brett starts pumping away with his big downward curved dick. Jules and Brett move through the scene tag teaming between her mouth and tight pussy, but never approach her ass. In fact, when Jules bends over to lick her butthole, she flinches immediately communicating this is a restricted area. While there's no nasty ass play or DP, Krystal has no problems offering her cute mug as the splash zone for both guys' messy loads. Jules really nails her coating the entire upper portion of her face while Brett misfires dropping his load just short of the target area, pooling somewhere between her neck and enhanced tits.

Next, Jules takes his camera to the streets looking for his next piece of ass. He eventually finds Stacy, an 18-year-old brunette (supposedly of Middle Eastern descent) who's looking for her friend. He confronts her in a stairwell (a running theme?) and eventually convinces her to come back to his car; the same black Escalade from the first scene. Inside, she finds a copy of Buttman magazine (branding anyone?) in the backseat and begins thumbing through it. Playing the naïve role to the hilt, Stacy expresses a mixture of repulsion and excitement over the graphic photos, enticing her to nuzzle up to Jules' crotch for a bit more than a quick grope. Seizing the moment, Jules heads back to his place where Stacy is equally fascinated by copies of Flesh Hunter and Ass Worship 2 she conveniently finds lying on his coffee table. Her ambivalence eventually subsides as she becomes more and more anxious to try out the nasty things she's just seen. Being the gentleman he is, Jules decides to accompany young Stacy on her new quest of self discovery. First, this involves plunging a butt plug up her virgin ass and stuffing her mouth full of cock. Jules toys around with her for a while before finally removing that butt plug in preparation for the big moment. Feeling a bit of emptiness inside, Stacy daintily exclaims, "Shove your big cock in my ass!" Jules complies and begins pounding away without so much as a whimper of protest. She continues to impress during a nasty pile driver setup as Jules shuttles between her gaping ass and her eager mouth. Maybe Stacy isn't so innocent after all? In the end, Jules unleashes another massive salvo of spooge, most of it flying directly over Stacy's head. But he still manages to coat this newbie's face with what's left. From setup to execution, another great scene!

Jules returns to probing the streets for his next scene when he runs across Meme, a young brunette whose age probably beguiles her experience. Jules is initially attracted by her large ass and invites her back to his place to take some photos. It's hard to really get the full view of her ass in her Jean shorts, so Jules has her put on some tight black shorts he just happens to have lying around. This looks nice, but it's not until she lowers these shorts that her ass plops out and unleashes its full glory. Can you say "budonkadonk"? After the requisite blowjob and other routines, Jules breaks out the ass toys and starts pushing them between her deep cheeks. She takes the toys pretty easily and even sucks on them after Jules pulls them out of her tight hole. But Meme saves her best showmanship for when Jules drives his cock into her ass, evoking a wide array of vocalizations ranging somewhere between pain and pleasure. Jules is kind enough to pull out occasionally allowing Meme to taste her own ass off his cock. As things move forward, both Jules and Meme really work up a sweat as the sound of teens ass getting stuffed fills the room. Eventually Meme returns to sucking cock in preparation for the pop shot, but even the sunglasses she wears can't protect her from Jules' load. He fires a streak across her forehead and drops a big glob down the bridge of her nose to close out the scene.

The final scene involves Felix Vicious (a petite redhead) in a three-way with Brett Rockman and Mark Ashley. The action starts out near a backyard pool where young Felix goes to work on the studs with some rather impressive oral skills. Unfortunately the outdoor lighting isn't very cooperative resulting in some harsh shadows juxtaposed by moments of blinding overexposure. Instead of staying out there, they wisely move the action indoors resulting in much better visuals. Inside the trio continue without missing a beat, as Brett plows into Felix's snatch while Mark fills her mouth. Throughout the scene Mark and Brett keep both ends filled, but as with the Krystal threesome, there's no anal. Still, the action is really hot and Jules goes out of his way to keep things fresh. In one shot, he provides a bird's eye view of the action resulting in a very unique perspective as Felix rides away on Brett. Unlike Jules' and unpredictable sprays, Mark and Brett drop their loads into Felix's open mouth with relative precision, prompting her to swallow.

I feel like a broken record whenever I write about the consistent quality of Evil Angel DVDs, but it's a point worthy of repetition. Like other discs Jules has put out over the last year, this one has the same super-crisp image quality. With the exception of some of the fade-ins and cross dissolves, there's not an errant pixel to be found. The audio is also well-presented but is still mixed a bit low making some of the dialogue tough to hear without cranking up the volume. In addition to the usual (but appreciated) fetish menu, photo gallery, cast list, filmographies and bios, there's also more than 20 minutes worth of bonus footage. Each scene (with the exception of Felix's) is represented with 4-5 minutes of additional footage. Most of this is stuff that didn't work out for one reason or another but it's still fun to watch. Unlike some of Jules' other discs, there's no real outtake stuff in the extra footage, which is a shame because I'm sure there's some funny stuff that went on in that first scene when Gauge was riding around on Aurora.

Although not significantly different than the Flesh Hunter series, Trained Teens has enough energy and spontaneity to warrant another full fledged line. I admit I'm still on a high after watching that first scene, but in my current state I'd say this is one of Jules' best titles to date. In fact, I'd rank it up there with Ass Worship 2. If I haven't made it clear yet, there's no significant reason to pass this one up. Check it out! And keep up the good work Jules!

This was my first gonzo purchase and I couldn't be happier with it. Each of the stars has her own unique presence and the raunchy, in-your-face sex is well-shot. There is a girl for every taste in the film - I'm picky, but half the girls really fit the bill for me. Top-notch video and adequate audio complement all the quality performers.

This DVD is so hot my home theater burst into flames! It took my wife and I four attempts to watch the whole thing - if you know what I mean! All the scenes are real scorchers, but the first one with Gauge and Aurora is worth the price of the disc. A must-have for any Evil Angel fan!

Just when I thought he couldn't make a better film than Flesh Hunter 3,Jules Jordan outdoes himself in Trained Teens. He is one of the few new great gonzo film directors out there, along with David Luger, Vince Voyeur and Slain Wayne. I don't know where he finds these chicks, but I want a map.

The film stars six smoking hot chicks in five scenes. Up first are ultra-cute Gauge and Aurora Snow with Mr.Jordan. There is some light bondage in this scene, with Aurora wearing a ball gag and a leash. Both girls take it in the posterior, and Jules unloads in Aurora's mouth. She then unselfishly snowballs it into Gauge's hungry mouth, which she swallows. Pretty good scene, even though I'm not a huge fan of these girls.

Scene two features my favorite new star, Krystal Steal. She is an ultra-hot blonde with a super ass and gorgeous face. Jules gets to do the honors again, along with Brett Rockman. I was hoping for a DP, but her ass isn't entered. It is, however, the hottest scene Krystal has done to date. She receives two monster cumshots, covering her face, neck and chest. Great scene!

The next scene features Stacy, a little hottie who looks to be of Middle-Eastern descent. She has those girl-next-door looks that I'm partial to. Jules takes her home and gives her the fucking of her life. She does it all, including anal (the box cover says it's her first), and takes a good size load on her face. Excellent scene!

Scene four has Meme, a hot little brunette Jules finds going for a walk. He takes her home and the fun begins. She takes it up the ass like a champ, and recieves a nice white surprise right on the face. The cool thing is that she wears her sunglasses throughout the whole scene, including the cumshot. She smiles even after getting shot in the eyes. That's a trooper for you!

The final scene has Felix Vicious in a threesome with Brett Rockman and Mark Ashley. She is a pretty redhead with natural tits and a great smile. I was hoping she would take it in the nether region, but sadly she doesn't. However, it's a great scene. The guys both give her their all, and reward her with two loads in her mouth. The only disappointing thing about this scene is that Mark's load is pretty small compared to his usual torrent. Poor guy. Jules must be working him too hard! A great scene, nonetheless.

The extras on the DVD are the standard Evil Angel stuff: photo gallery, cast info and extra sex (which doesn't really differ from what made it into the film). Still, this is a great movie. Jules Jordan is part John Leslie, John Stagliano and Rocco Siffredi. Fans of theirs will love his movies. Trained Teens is a good place to start.