Triple X Files 9

I've long thought that Hyapatia has one of the cutest faces in porn... the tall brunette displaying an elegance hardly believable in a porn star. But we'll get to her.

Triple X Files 9 is something of an oddity from Private... the leftovers from other series, but not completely. Seemingly half of a preview disc (like the stellar Reality series, also from Private). But not quite. Most of the scenes on this disc are actual porn (but not up to Private's normally mind-blowing standard), but there are also a couple of previews, like on set reports from upcoming releases.

There's this Geisha scene in the beginning, and another Charles II era type deal later on, so I'll deal with those first. I don't know about other porn fans, but the face is very important to me when enjoying women. In the case of both of these scenes, the costuming actually infringes on the girl's natural beauty, and it feels more like a costume party gone wrong than anything hot and heavy. This goes double for the Geisha scene, especially as it has no anal and ends with a sperm shot to the back. A bit of a drag.

The first notable scene, like the Brazilian scene, is a multi guy on one girl kind of deal. Private does these reasonably, well, and this is no exception. Yet, it seems this is even a sort of pattern on this disc (there are several multi guy scenes, actually). Girl gets licked on one end while she sucks cock at the other. Then girl has one dick in her, usually bent over and still sucking on the other guy. A reverse cowgirl normally follows that up, just so the other guy is in wanking and sucking range. Then some anal, a DP and a double facial. Yes, you too can write porn.

Notably different, though, is one called "Home Party" (or something along that line), with this cute little brunette (slightly too much makeup... sort of Berlin circa 1992) and this guy that pretty much orders her around. He orders her to remove her skirt, showing off some lovely fishnets and not much else. He tells her what to do to the point where he's guiding (it isn't really ) her around the floor by her hair. She winds up bent over a couch and taking the guys absolutely huge tool up her ass. She wimpers a bit, but he holds her down. Eventually they sort of get an anal spooning thing going on the couch, and he's much nicer from this point on, caressing her body while he ass plows her from behind. The facial at the end is a bit of a disappointment, since it seems she didn't want her mouth on something that was up her ass. Ah well... you couldn't even see the cum from the camera distance anyhow. Still a good scene, but a stronger finish would have helped.

Then there's Hyapatia. She has a gorgeous face and an absolutely stunning body (I love the taller athletic type... breast size is a non-issue). And this girl repeatedly takes it up the ass with authority. Especially the one dude... massive throbber, and it's up the trademan's entrance with barely a flinch. But really, it's everything she does that's good. The cock sucking is professional, the DP is slammin'. Even when she's posing for a mock photo shoot in the beginning, she knows how to work every inch of those succulent legs. Just tremendous stuff. The massive double facial finisher didn't harm things at all.

Even so, Private should decide precisely what it is that they were thinking here. There's nothing individually wrong with the scenes, despite various tastes. Grouped with similar scenes, these would all be worthy inclusions on other discs. But brought together, despite Private's usual audio and video quality, they just don't seem to fit. It's rare that I'm disappointed by a Private title, but I don't think this is a case of that. I think this falls more along the lines of confusion.