Brown Baggin'

The eternal question of "paper or plastic" is answered by at least seven guys in Devil's Films' Brown Baggin' and humorous idea for an adult title, although I'm sure I won't be the only one watching this and wondering if your penis could get a severe paper cut from allowing a girl to blow you while she's wearing a bag on her head!

The girls in this title are never identified (nor are the guys for that matter), and even yours truly, who has reviewed his fair share of material, can not tell you exactly who these babes were, although I'm sure none of them were ugly enough to have to wear a sack on their head.

The idea for the movie, of course, comes from that age-old adage that the girl you decide to with (just because you are so horny you can't hold back any more) is so ugly that you need to place a bag over her head just to be able to get off. The paper bag theory has even been advanced in the press lately when Larry Flynt referred to a certain woman (whom Hustler denied to buy photos of) as a "two bagger" - meaning you would need to place two bags over her head...just in case the first one broke!

In fact, Brown Baggin' is nothing if it isn't a testament to the durability of paper over plastic, as these girls get a good workout and for the most part, their bags stay intact (although a few girls do get quite a tear around the mouth area...but that's only because of their aggressive oral skills!).

First up is a girl with dark hair wearing an orange top who nicely has the words "Blow Hole" written on her bag with an arrow pointing to the cut-out hole for her mouth. She's teamed with a guy that looks like male performer Mark Ashley (I wasn't positive if it was him or not) and the two make out at the bottom of a flight of carpeted stairs. After doggy and reverse cowgirl penetration, he slides it in her ass while still in the reverse cowgirl position and gives her anal doggy style as well. The scene ends with a facial...or would that be a "bag-el" (get it... "bagel"...oh, never mind!)?!

In scene two, we have another dark-haired girl, this one wearing a cute bluish-purple top and panties and who also sports a tongue ring. She's teamed up with a guy who looks like Dick Delaware (once again, not positive about this actor) and the two of them go through most of the standard positions, although there is no anal penetration in this sequence.

Scene three brings us an interracial threesome between a blonde and two black guys. Most of the action consists of one of the guys fucking her, while she's giving head to the other, and she does indeed get her ass penetrated during the second half of the scene, although I was disappointed that she didn't get double penetrated.

Hey, what's porn veteran Steven St. Croix doing in this movie? I guess he enjoyed the idea of doing something a bit different after all the hundreds of scenes in which he has appeared. On top of that, this may mark the first time when only Steven knows for sure whom he is giving it to on-screen! The girl is somewhat thin, with what appears to be an all-natural body, and most of the basic positions are covered in this scene, with Steven jerking a load down onto her bagged face from above.

From a sexual standpoint, the last scene is probably the best as a young girl named "Amanda" (yes, she actually says her name at the beginning of the scene) takes it from two other guys on the porch of a house. Amanda has a pretty nice set of tits (although I'm fairly sure they are enhanced) and gets double penetrated in a couple of positions for a good portion of this final scene.

As for the DVD itself, the video and audio is decent, although the extras are quite lacking - giving viewers only a handful of trailers and a slide show.

Brown Baggin' is almost a novelty item as a DVD release. It's probably not something you're going to put at the top of your must-have list, but it would make an entertaining title for your next frat get-together or bachelor party. It would be nice to see a sequel where it's the girls who get the revenge...putting bags over the guys, which...considering some of the male performers out there...may not be the worse thing that ever happened in a porn movie!