Christoph's Beautiful Girls 13

It's usually a good day when the red box shows up in the mail. Fans of hardcore are of course well versed in the joys of DVDs from the Evil Empire. For those of you tuning in for the first time, know that you will get plenty of the hardest action, young, pretty girls, and one of the jewels of your porn collection.

The Beautiful Girls series in particular is a veritable treasure trove of horny Euro girls. The only downside is having to listen to Christoph's uniquely compulsive linguistic efforts. You'll know what I mean when you hear him. But what you see more than makes up for what you hear.

A quite pretty and very leggy blonde wanders around a courtyard, explaining to the camera that she does not speak English. She eventually takes on two guys. At first she sucks them both off, then alternates between the two as the spare guy either rims her or fucks her cunt. Remember, you purchased a red box. The anal will come, as I'm sure, will she. Sure enough, the next thing we see (quite unusually) is our hot-bodied blonde getting her ass lubed up. Nice. And in the cock goes. She gets ploughed a couple of different ways before the obligatory facial finisher. As a test, see if you can outlast the two guys. Yes, this stuff is that good.

Scene two? Yes, we get two girls instead of just one. And the fucking goes every which way. The girls start off lightly playing with each other before they enter the house and each find a man. Oral goes to fucking in every different direction, and each girl finds a cock in her mouth when it's time for the cum to fly. In between was a festival of anal. Just what you would expect. Well shot, and it's surprisingly viewer friendly considering the setting of a hallway.

The brunette in the third scene is achingly cute. You just wish you could go out and apply to work as a porn star to work with a girl like her. She's in a short orange-ish dress and gets well fucked outside. Sometimes it's difficult to adequately capture sex outside, but they do a good job here of balancing the lighting so as not to make any goofy shadows. The best part is how much she seems to enjoy the work, a glow in her eyes and a smile on her face when there isn't a cock stuffed between her lips. Everything seems to go everywhere, and since it's a red box, sperm meets face.

I really like the two girls in the fourth scene. They start off working over each other, then one guy, then a second. Some great cock in one girl's ass to another girl's mouth stuff, too. And of course they take it on their faces to finish as well, with some nice kissing (though too much tongue, not enough lips) at the end.

The blonde at the end seemed both familiar and was tantalizingly new. She takes on a couple of guys outdoors, and if you've been paying attention so far, you get what will happen. The second of the two facials at the end is monstrous, soaking the little thing.

I can only come up with one major complaint, and that's that the menu commands on the disc kept on crashing my computer, and that's a rare event indeed. It wasn't nearly as finicky in my DVD player, though it did hiccup from time to time. A dedicated DVD player will probably do better processing the data than a computer.

The disc does feature one of my favorite extras, though, and that is extra footage. Quite a bit of the stuff that was deleted is put back in as a montage, which for a well put together piece of porn like Beautiful Girls is a treat. Play it at the end and it's like revisiting each scene for a few minutes.

Again, I cannot understate how good the red box will be to you. There is a little flier on the inside listing their other releases... when you buy this - and I did say when - flip through that and pick out a few more. Your libido will thank you.