Teenage Spermaholics

There are gonzo directors...and then there's Mike John. In one of the most popular genres in the porn world, nobody...and I mean nobody...gives viewers more bang for their buck than Mike. In Teenage Spermaholics, he does it once again by providing two mini-gangbang sessions (one girl, five or six guys); a foursome with three guys and a girl; and two hot one-on-one sessions. It's all part of 150-minutes of hardcore fun, and that's not counting the bonus material.

As the title opens, we find Mike John sitting outside with Erik Everhard. Mike is worried that his girlfriend, Lucy Thai, has been fooling around with other guys behind his back. Erik convinces his pal that nothing could be further from the truth - but as we find out, just an hour earlier, Lucy was getting it on with Erik and five of his horny friends: Jon Dough, Mickey G., Brian Surewood, Brian Pumper and Billy Banks.

The scene with Lucy and the guys is a great opening to this DVD, and each of the guys take turns with her in a number of positions. Eventually, the sex leads to some anal penetration and then some double penetration as well. She even gets DPd as the guys are standing up and holding her, and the pairings she gets it from include Erik and Jon; Erik and Brian Pumper; and Erik and Brian Surewood. When it comes time for the guys to shoot their loads, we are treated to a variety of pop-shots. First, Mickey G. gives her an internal vaginal shot from the reverse cowgirl position. Then, Jon Dough pounds her anally in the doggy style position and deposits his cum in her ass. Finally, the rest of the guys shoot their sperm onto Lucy's face. Folks, it doesn't get much better than this!

Almost as if he's trying to let us all catch our breath from Scene One, Scene Two gives us a more simple one-on-one coupling between foreign lass Patricia Petit and Steve Holmes. Patricia (who also shows up in the bonus scene on this DVD) has long, straight black hair and is only 19-years-old. She's wearing some very sexy looking black and white striped stockings, which she keeps on throughout the sex with Steve. The pairing between the two includes some nice anal (including some ass to mouth action) and a quality facial from Steve at the conclusion.

Covergirl Melissa Lauren is a 19-year-old French girl who slightly resembles fellow porn actress Monica Mayhem. She gets triple teamed here by Erik, Jon Dough and Talon (who is T.T. Boy's real-life brother) and the action between the four is fast and furious. Melissa gets her ass pounded pretty hard by the guys, and gets double penetrated shortly before the pop-shots. All three guys cum in her mouth, and she swallows most of the cum...although she doesn't seem to enjoy it very much. Viewers who catch the behind the scenes portion of this DVD will note that Melissa, in fact, had to leave the room at one point because she needed to go to the sink and spit. However, this has been nicely edited out of the main scene.

Redhead Ashley Haze is a 19-year-old with that "girl-next-door" look that we all know and love. This is (I believe) the first time I have seen Ashley in action, and while she's not the hottest or the most sensual girl I have ever seen in a porno, I am anxious to see her get it on again after watching her here. She makes out with Jon Dough (the old guys always seem to luck out and get the young ones!) and Ashley takes it in numerous positions and swallows two cumshots during the scene. The only downside is the fact that she doesn't take it up the ass...the only girl in this video who doesn't get anal.

The final scene on this title is as good as the first, as Kayla Marie comes home from school and her father sees her report card. Kayla's got all "C"s and "D"s, so it's time for a spanking from daddy! But her father is so upset with her, he invites his friends in to teach her a "real lesson"! So Kayla gets it from performers Erik Everhard, Jon Dough, Mickey G., Brian Surewood and T. Real in a scene that includes both anal action and some double penetration fun. Like the first scene, the pop-shots are of a mixed variety here, as Erik gives her an internal anal shot; Jon pops his load into her pussy; and the rest of the guys unload on her face.

In addition to the main title, the DVD version of Teenage Spermaholics includes a Cum Shot Recap, an 18-minute Behind The Scenes segment and a 21-minute bonus scene that features some POV action between director Mike John and Patricia Petit.

To say that this is a "must-buy" DVD for gonzo fans is almost an understatement. Once again, Mike John has delivered a jewel of a title, and it's one that I highly recommend.

I like Mike John movies, always have. He makes simple porn flicks for strokers, perverts and raincoaters. There is nothing at all pretentious about his movies and that is appealing to everyone. His camerawork is outstanding and he always seems to get outstanding performances from the women he shoots. In this movie he has some girls who are sure things. Luci Thai is one of the hottest women on the planet and I can't wait to see her scene. Melissa Lauren is also on the list of girls who look great, fuck like mad and know exactly how to give us a great scene every time. Joining these two babes is Ashley Haze who I had a chance to interview last month and have been wanting to see on camera ever since. If you ask me, the combination of these hot teen cum-hounds and Mike John's great smut-making is a guaranteed great time.

Mike is worried that the girl he is seeing, Luci Thai, might be cheating on him with his friends. It isn't an unwarranted fear because in the blink of an eye this gorgeous girl is on her knees in the middle of a cock-circle. She is a great looking girl with a perfect body, beautiful lips and a mouth that just devours every hard inch put before her. Some of the guys grab her head a bit more than I like, but watching Luci work over this room full of guys is an absolute wood-fest. She starts fucking the guys one at a time, showing off an ass that is so fucking good you could eat off of it for days. The guys give her ass a good workout and even DP her teen-holes. Luci may not be a faithful girl, but she certainly knows how to keep a room full of horny men happy for a while. She looks great as the guys bang away, showing off her perfect body and keeping that pretty mouth full from start to finish. Luci takes one pop in her pussy, one on her stretched asshole and then lets the facial parade begin. They cream her beautiful face and leave her dripping with semen. This scene is every bit as hot any anyone could have hoped.

Patricia is a nineteen year old Euro-babe with dark hard and a cute face. She seems to have a really good body as well, but we are going to have to wait for Steve Holmes to strip her in order to get a good look. He gets her out of her clothes and shows off those perky tits and pierced labia. (She leaves on her striped thigh highs.) Steve licks her pussy and gets it went enough for a few quick strokes from his big cock. Her blowjob is really short as she rushes to get up on his pole for a ride. After the last scene, Patricia was bound to have travel hitting that level of energy, but she tries her best. She climbs up on his cock and does some really good looking anal action. Her little ass gapes from all the activity and she eats his cream at the end of a very good scene. (Hey she can't help it that I have such a hard-on for Luci.)

Melissa Lauren is a gorgeous little French teen who is understandably proud of her natural rack. Two guys are on hand to give this pretty woman the kind of hard dick action that she really needs. Just about the time she is working well with two dicks, a third one shows up. Melissa flashes her pretty blue eyes to the camera and devours this one as well. There is a little bit of slapping, but nothing that really takes away from the solid fucking and sucking that is going on. One of the guys busts a nut into her pussy, leaving her ass as the next target. She takes a hard backdoor pounding and still manages to find the other guy with her mouth. The anal cream pie leaves me cold, but the guys follow that up with some dick in every hole action that provides Melissa with all the meat she could want. This is a perfectly shot scene and Ms. Lauren seems quite happy plugged in every orifice. For the grand finale she takes three loads, mostly in her mouth, but also on that pretty face.

Ashley Haze is up on a ladder when we first meet her. That lovely little ass looks good in some tight shorts and she has a big smile on her face. She tries to strip quickly and Mike slows her down a bit. We get some really good tease shots of her ass as she waits for some cock to fill her mouth. Her pale skin and natural body look good on camera and Ashley likes giving sloppy head. They hook up for some hard and fast doggy that ends with a shot right into her open mouth. This is just the beginning though because Ashley needs more. She shows great energy as she rides his dick, bouncing up and down on his cock and screaming as she cums. Taking another load in her mouth, Ashley gargles with the cream and waves good-bye with a big smile on her pretty face.

Kayla comes home with a report card that is less than stellar. She is punished by a whole room full of cock. Too bad she can't suck dick for extra credit because she would be the valedictorian in no time. As she moves into reverse cowgirl, Kayla bounces up and down showing off her body and her willingness to take any cock at all into her young mouth. This mini-bang is very well paced with the guys keeping Kayla busy and her hot orifices taking care of whatever needs they have. Her ass gets a serious workout, but I am shocked that her jaw doesn't lock up from all of the oral action she is getting. Perhaps Kayla will get very lucky and find a school that offers a graduate program in double penetration. She is certainly an expert there.

This is a really interesting movie because there is a good mix of action. We get some serious group sex going on and also really good one on one scenes. It is hard to imagine a scene that could be any hotter than the opener. Luci is the hottest thing in the movie and as she fucks, she gets even hotter. This scene alone is worth the price of the movie and everything else is just icing on the cake. Sweet icing it is too. Melissa is beautiful and proves that she is up for anything that the guys have to offer. Kayla does a great bang as well. There are two excellent one on one scenes to boot. Ashley Haze does a great job and even gargles with a couple of creamy loads. That has to count for something. Not all of the scenes can be as hot as Luci's, but this is still another great stroke flick from one of the most talented perverts in all of porn.