Euro Angels

They really should have called this movie "Girls who are getting more cock than would seem normally possible." This is probably the first time that I have actually seen a girl with four cocks occupying space in her various holes, but then again there is a first time for everything- at least that's what the guy in prison told me as we were going into the shower room...

Anyway, this movie is basically Christoph Clark and his band of cock on wheels roaming around in Europe and getting various girls to have sex with these guys (and him) while he watches and films. Amazing what a camera and some illicit will do for you.

We begin with Niki Andersen and Szilvia, who are sitting outside when approached by this pervert--I mean director--who takes them back to a hotel room where they strip and rub themselves for his amusement. They have some synchronized masturbation before Niki heads over to another room where she gets photographed. Amidst the photo session two guys come in, and after throwing out some of their best pick-up lines in French, she agrees to polish their respective bishops. After a good tongue bath, she jumps on one of them and pushes him down into the couch cushions with her motions, whilst the other guy just gets to pull his pud and wait for his turn. The patient man always gets what he wants apparently, as he gets her up into a three point stance and hikes his dick right into her ass. The guys then decide that sharing is indeed the best policy and cram both her (rather loose) holes with manmeat before she jerks them both off all over her chest.

Back to Niki's partner in crime, Szilvia, who was in the backyard seductively reading some magazine, but now resides in a bedroom where she is masturbating, before some guy walks in to give her a hand, or two, or two hands and a cock. He eats and fingers her before she slams him down and works her beaver all the way down his shaft. At this point, another guy enters to see if he can get a little T and A for himself. Szilvia obliges and he gets to pound her from the back for awhile before she decides to go for the gold and takes them both inside before they finish up on her face. I must mention here that in the post-sex interview, this girl had a really hairy asshole. I mean, it was like looking into deep space surrounded by a forest.

On to nice girl Eva, who strips for the director and then lets us get the really, really close-up of her snatch as he slams his fingers in and out with the nice wet noises that we all know so well. She rubs her tits for awhile in a vain attempt to somewhat enjoy what is going on. But deciding to give it a go anyway, despite her lack of interest, the director pounds her from behind over a chair for awhile before giving up for the next scene.

Next we find Eva outside on a swing with, who would have thought, no panties on. At this point three guys mob her and carry her back to a chair on the other side of the yard where they proceed to poke and prod all over her body with their meat sticks. While she bounces on one, she sucks the other two. These guys switch up so much, I was dizzy. But in the process they stick it in her ass and give her the double penetration. At some point during this debacle another guy appears. So now there are four guys vying for three holes- I'm surprised a fight didn't break out. After thoroughly probing her ass and mouth, they finish by bathing her in a veritable shower of cum.

We find Marilyn alone in the city, but then two nice looking gentlemen approach and offer to take her out for drinks. Being from out of town, she accepts. But lo and behold, they just get her in their limo and expect her to fuck them. Well, she thinks, when in Rome...So she sucks one as the other relentlessly slams his cock in her from the side. They switch up a couple times, then decide to just both get a piece, so they give her the double penetration, which looked like quite a feat considering the cramped space they were working in. Marilyn then decides she's had enough of that and goes back to one cock inside at a time. They finish up on her face in a blaze of glory.

We then get to meet three girls who are auditioning for the next scene. I felt like it was some sort of adult version of The Dating Game. I was sitting here in my room screaming "Pick #2! She's a hottie!" But alas, he picked number three, who was cute, but not like the second chick- I mean, not only was her face good, but she had a fucking huge rack. Anyway, the director heads into the bedroom with the chick, Udit, or something like that, I couldn't really make out her name because of the accent. She masturbates in a chair for awhile before the director uses his nimble fingers to loosen her up and then hits it on the bed missionary style after he licks the pelt for a while. He gives Udit a little ass lick before he sticks it in there, getting her into the doggy position for maximum penetration. She finishes up by sucking and taking the whole shot in her mouth, like any good girl should.

For the final scene, we find three guys at an outdoor club, taking in the scenery. They invite the girl at the next table, Jenny, over to sit with them. She takes up the offer and ends up in a hotel room with the director - I bet they told her they were producers and that this was her audition. Anyway, she uses a dildo on herself for awhile before one of the guys enters and slams her on the couch with one leg up after she gobbles his knob for a while. After he tires of fucking a bucket of water, I mean, her very tight and nice pussy, he bails and three other guys come in to start their own party. Jenny jerks two of them as the other tags it from the front side. She then bounces on another's cock while the other two watch from the sidelines. They switch up sticking it deep into her ass before they give her a good rimming with the double penetration. She finishes with a three shot facial, with a good amount going into her mouth.

Overall, this movie was okay. The video quality wasn't that great, and the girls looked like the movie was about as much fun as cancer, but most of them were hotties, so that was definitely a plus. If you like amateur stuff, and don't mind the director's dumb comments, then this movie would probably appeal to you. In terms of features, this disc was outstanding. It had the usual chapter search, pic gallery, and website info, with the addition of the director's biography. But what really distinguished it from other discs that I've seen is that it had a Fetish Menu. What this meant is that they had the scenes categorized by what kind of shit was going on in it. Plus there was even some footage that wasn't in the movie, like an erotic massage and a foot-job. This in itself would almost make me want to buy the disc, just for this very cool feature.

Gaping girl asses are just the beginning of the fun for Christoph Clark and his band of merry Euro-cockslingers in this, the maiden voyage of the ever-popular Euro Angels series.

The footage, dating back to 1997, is very crisp in the digital transfer, with no easily visible flaws. It also introduces Clark's special brand of gonzo shooting style, along with more traditional tactics like driving d.p.s and facial cumshots.

Animated chapter and fetish menus are very impressive extra features. The latter feature, revolutionary in the realm of adult DVD, is included on virtually all Evil Angel DVDs.