Tatiana 2

I would suggest that you look for my review of Tatiana, the first installment in this trilogy of sex. Just like its predecessor I say "wi" to Tatiana 2. This movie is actually better than Tatiana in every way, and makes me yearn for the final chapter, Tatiana 3.

To get you up to speed, the triumvirate of Tatiana movies are good hardcore foreign porno's. If you have ever watched a foreign television program to see some nice European ass, this flick makes that much easier and much more rewarding.

This second chapter of Tatiana follows Tatiana's plotted revenge against the Marquis. The Marquis earlier gang banged Tatiana's sister with his henchmen. In return, he promised to forgive the debt which her family owed. This did not happen and Tatiana began her scheme to get the money to pay the debt and at the same time fuck over the Marquis. The best part of this story is that Tatiana, as a necessary part of her revenge shaves her pussy bald and pierces her clit with a gold ring. The Marquis is looking for a woman with these very superficial qualities, and I applaud him for being the man that all of us wish we could be. The story, ultimately, is equally as difficult to follow since the majority of the dialogue is in French. Actually everything except for Tatiana's occasional narration is in the language of love.

Where Tatiana left off in terms of kick ass hardcore sex, Tatiana 2 picked up... and was better. It is difficult to surpass the amazing sex in the first Tatiana, but this portion does so with a couple of great group scenes, some kinky narration from Tatiana herself and more of the same great fucking, sucking, butt banging and cum gargling that placed the first movie in my top five. We still were faced with the humorous poses for the camera after these very sexy girls were showered in slop, but I hope they continue for the final installment. Once again, the sex was do awesome that I found myself repeating scenes for the sheer enjoyment of great hardcore sex.

The last movie had 32 sexy girls in it. I have no count on how many were in Tatiana 2, but it seemed like more and they were all just as sexy as the girls in the first Tatiana. These are classy Playboy quality women with dicks in all their orifices and little if anything in the way of pussy hair. They all had great tits and sweet asses and each of them loved to feel hot baby batter on their pretty faces. I don't know what is in the water over in Europe, but I want to bottle it and bring it back home.

The DVD by itself was quite standard. There was very little in the way of features, primarily options to change languages and other rote stuff. The video quality was superb. And the audio, considering that there were five language selections and subtitles to boot, was what one would expect from a foreign film. Personally, I really enjoyed listening to sexy French girls scream... Wi, wi, and then listening to some French guy say wi, wi as he comes on the girls face. And then the sexy girl saying wi, wi in thanks for her semen shake.

To sum it up, where George Lucas couldn't make a movie that is better than the original Star Wars, Pierre Woodman has directed an even better porno for Tatiana 2. OK, maybe not a great comparison, but the point is this, for great hardcore sex with some of the hottest sexy girls on the planet I would challenge you to find me a better flick. You'd probably have to wait until Tatiana 3.

The beginning and ending sex scenes in this film are hot and easily transport your mind to another realm. Two cuties get shafted by the Marquis and a businessman in the hay of a barn. They both devour the men on cue and have the eroticism to both smile at the camera with cum in their teeth--now what man doesn't want a thankful and sexy nympho like this! The ending is an orgy consisting of the Marquis and his guards who have taken on the local bordello to their satisfaction. Every women gets her facial shot of the moment.

Like all Private films, anals, double penetrations, and three-ways are the norm with classical music subltly in the background.

As consumers have come to expect, Private spares no expense when it comes to production values and globe-hopping locations. It should come as no surprise that their DVDs are equally impressive. TATIANA is a costume "meller," the plot sumary of which would be outrageously long. Suffice it to say that there are more tempting, all-natural Euro-babes disrobing from elaborate costumes and engaging in anal sex than in a half-dozen of your average domestic productions.

On the technical front, the disc is packed with goodies such as comprehensive cast bios, chapters, trailers, production notes, fie language selections, and an amusing behind-the-scenes video. It's easy to negotiate all of the stops, but take note: Once engaged in a particular scene, you can't go directly back to the chapter menu--you must first find your way back to the "extras" zone and begin again. Also, by chapter selecting instead of linear access, the various dubbed narrations don't always pop on automatically. It's a annoyance which shouldn't stop anyone from owning this period piece.