Fitness Sluts Vol. 1 (Sean Michaels)

There's no doubt about it - Nautica Thorn's sexy pose on the Fitness Sluts box cover is more than enough to make even the most jaded porn fan want to slide this DVD into their player. The problem though is that Nautica is by far the cutest girl on the entire title, and Sean Michaels seems to be phoning it in this time as a director - not being very creative with the set ups or locations in which he chooses to shoot.

The entire movie takes place at a health spa, so we get a lot of scenes out by the pool or indoors in the workout room. There's a problem with the outdoor stuff, however. Lots of the action is less than attractive due to shadows on the talent, and there's even one scene that begins during the day and ends in pitch black.

First up is busty Kristal Summers and Asian gal Lucy Lee. They are doing some stretching outside at nighttime when Sean Michaels stumbles upon them and asks if he can join in. Of course, it's a different kind of "exercise" that Sean is looking for, and soon he has his spandex pants down and has both women sucking on his cock. Both girls get pounded in this scene, but it's Lucy that gets the anal - taking it up the ass in the doggy and reverse cowgirl positions. Things conclude with Sean jerking off onto both of their tongues in a pop-shot that begins in slow motion, then continues at normal speed.

Scene Two gives us an all-black threesome between Kennedy, Tee Real and Guy DiSilva. Kennedy has been watching the two guys box, and instead of telling them they fight like girls (which they do!), she gets them to join her for a little fun. We get to watch them give her a double penetration during the action, and things wrap up with a pair of facials for Kennedy which land on her tongue, mouth and face.

Staci Thorn is a semi-cute blonde who is getting a massage from Sean Michaels that turns into a fuck-fest. Staci spends a nice amount of time sucking Sean, and then the fun continues with Staci getting missionary, doggy and cowgirl before taking it up her ass doggy, reverse cowgirl and missionary. This scene ends with a facial for Staci.

With a title like Fitness Sluts, you'd expect the women to be in pretty good shape. Which is why the selection of Lisa Sparxxx (who's a little on the chubby side) seems odd for this particular title. Lisa joins black performers Marie Luv, Dwayne Cummings and Guy DiSilva for Scene Four, during which Lisa gets anal, but Marie does not. Both girls take turns switching off partners so they get a taste of each guy, and the facials at the end are nice, since both Guy and Dwayne make sure to spread their load across both women's hungry faces.

We finally get to see cover girl Nautica Thorn in the next to last scene - and it's no shock that this is the best coupling in the movie, despite the fact that neither Nautica nor her female companion, Kelly Tyler (the second best looking babe on this DVD, next to Nautica), get anal from stud Sean Michaels. Each girl takes turns receiving Sean's cock in various positions, and Sean gives them a decent facial at the end which hits both their faces and their chests.

The final scene has Daphne Rosen relaxing in an outdoor hot tub, when Sean comes along and tries to explain to her that she's on the men's side of the spa. Daphne convinces Sean to join her, and the two start going at it in the hot tub, eventually moving to the edge for some hardcore penetration. This is the scene on the DVD that begins during the day and ends at night, although it does contain some of the better angles on the title, including a nice POV shot of Sean entering Daphne's ass in the missionary position.

Bonus material on the DVD includes 22-minutes worth of "Boner Footage" that contains a threesome between Lisa Sparxxx and black performers Angel Eyes and Tee Real. There's also an 11-minute behind the scenes segment, a cumshot recap, a slide show, and four trailers for other Platinum X releases.

Perhaps the box cover got me a little too worked-up, but I couldn't help but coming away from this one feeling that Fitness Sluts Vol. 1 didn't live up to its potential. It's a okay fuck flick, but it's not the kind you're going to want to watch over and over again.