Gypsy Queens

I guess there is a movie genre for everyone out there. Gang-bang, interracial, all girl, all guy, etc... This movie would fall under a new category we guess, all Gypsy? We must say we were interested when we looked at the box cover for that encased this disc. The summary spoke of ancient taboo sex and exotic tales. Would catch your attention for a least a test drive, right?

Aside from the out of the way locations and uniqueness of the title, we were also drawn in based on some of the names that were mentioned in starring roles; Mercedes, Monica, Leila... names that sound vaguely familiar. Unfortunately, after viewing the presentation and doing some detailed on-line research, it became quite evident that these ladies were only seen before in similar, off-the-wall amateurish films. From there the long journey through this extremely odd film begins.

Starting out the feature, a cart full of men and one woman are pulled along by a horse. As they move throughout the countryside, quickly annoying Gypsy music begins playing over any conversation that was to be had. As the group continues to travel, they approach and offer a ride to another woman who was walking with her pony. As the music drones, it becomes apparent that the conversation does not matter since it is in such broken English.

After what seemed like quite a long time, the additional girl is dropped at her location and the rest of the group stops by the roadside for their lunch. While a group of old gentlemen enjoy dining al fresco, Mercedes and Greg decide that lunch is the last thing in their mind. With on-lookers in tow, the two begin their outdoor activities with some aggressive head followed by a doggy-style penetration over the side of the cart. Mercedes is an all-natural; dark, full busted lady who appears to have no problem going to work on film or in front of others. Following a number of different positions, Greg blows his load all in Mercedes' mouth where she swallows every last drop. Something out of the ordinary and well accepted by us viewers.

Meanwhile, our other female, Monica, goes to dock her four-legged transportation in a barn where two guys, Reno and Josh are . Out of nowhere and for an unexplained reason, (remember this movie has very little English) the threesome begins. Once out of her traveling clothes, we get a chance to check out what Monica has to offer. Her extremely petite body is ready and willing and begins to perform fellatio on one of the smallest penises we have seen on screen. We also notice, because you cannot but help notice this lady's incredibly long and sexy nails so you are drawn in to wherever her hands are. The Gypsy's living in the country must have great manicurists! Moving through a number of combinations including anal, our team moves to a very aggressive DP. We could have gone without the hay over everyone's private areas and the pony watching in the back was a little odd, but what the heck, to each his or her own.

From here we move to a dining room where all the Gypsies appear to be having a meeting of some sort. Unexplainably (not to be redundant but the film has very little English), we cannot understand why, with all the chairs in the room, everyone is sitting on the floor. From here, with all the family present with what appear to be grandparents as well, Gina, Attila and Wolf, all no-names, start going at it. Included in this chapter is yet another DP to a reasonably attractive, dark, all-natural full-busted women. During this activity, the film cuts back and forth to Leila and Roy who are outside staring their own outdoor sports. This turned out to be one of the most disgusting scenes we have ever witnessed. Leila appears to have a rash all over her thighs and backside, while our gentleman Roy has bumps, looking like anal beads under the skin on his shaft. At first we through, interesting play on a new brand of condom, but after looking more closely and even during anal, this was not pretty to say the least. Yuck!

At this feature closes out there is one last pairing to sit through. In this last grouping, Attila and Imola are together in front of a huge bond fire in front of what appears to be a tribal meeting of everyone who was in the movie, old and young alike. Imola, the last new female to be seen in this flick again appears to have the Gypsy beauty of a dark, all-natural, full-breasted body. In this session which seems to go on forever, Attila first cums in Imola's ass and then keeps the pumping going, sloppy as ever, until his second shipment cums in which gets deposited on her waiting mouth.

Aside from the annoying music, the conversations you could not understand, the unattractive men, no story to follow, an abrupt ending and some deformities, there may be an alternative to look at and that is Gypsy women. For the most part these ladies are somewhat attractive, have big, all natural tits and have very large sexual appetites. Sprinkle in outdoor voyeurism, a healthy dosing of anal and DP and the movie does earn a solid "B-". Just watch it with the volume down and fast-forward over bumpy-dick man.

Horizon Video did have one last surprise in store for us as we moved through the feature set on this DVD. Aside from the usual photo selection, web-site materials and chapter search we were very excited when we ventured through the preview selection. Included here was a section entitled "Interacting Amateurs". Here we see a full scene called "Chase in Reno". We assume that the hotel room, with matching double beds, must have been in Reno. This couple goes into some very energetic sex and the star is a bubbly, big-breasted bleach blond who shows off her experience.