Young And Thirsty

Dion Giarrusso and Corey Jordan teamed up to set yet another ship to sail the sea of "imagine it's you" porn. What that means for viewers... endless (okay, really about a dozen) blowjob scenarios featuring some hotties you may or may not be familiar with. The key element being - "you are the one being orally gratified". So, how does that work? It's actually quite simple. Female performers, either individually or in couplings, do the dirty deed upon a "mystery dick". The mystery is nothing more than keeping camera angles focused solely on the penis and the girls. In these genres of adult film, rarely will you see a male performer from the waist up. Therefore, you stay focused on the event - as if it were occurring to your very own appendage. Obviously, this is pure masturbatory fantasy material.

Even though this sort of filmmaking isn't my cup of tea, I have to admit, for stokers, this is a packed compendium of b.j. bliss. The girls are fairly attractive, but more importantly, all blowjobs are carried out quite well. In fact, surprisingly enough to me, there was definite effort, on the directors' parts, to vary the sex. Of course it's limited to only blowjobs, however, the variance come in forms of: camera angles, quantity of participants, and b.j. methods. Yes... there can be variety even in a single-theme fantasy flick!

Creating a "fantasy" flick, focused on one single sex act, requires a little ingenuity. Again, though I'll probably never be totally sold on this type of filmmaking, I'm impressed with the effort these two fellas put forth to keep things...exciting. So, to further clarify this "variety" I spoke of, here are some examples:

First, pair the girls up. Sometimes two sets of lips are better than one. That, unmistakably, has to be a blowjob lovers ultimate fantasy. Alright... maybe three or more sets of lips, but you get the point. Oh wait, that's been done before. Fine, how about two dicks - one set of lips? Hey, somebody out there must be into it, it's in this movie! Then, there's the ever-dominate "face fuck". In a case like that, it is you Mr. Fantasy that grasps her head tightly while ramming your third leg against her tonsils. For those interested in "the way it's shot", and I mean this two-fold, the camera indulges your senses from alternating angles (over the shoulder, from behind, extreme close-ups) and the cum sprays over lips, in mouths, on tits, etc.

Because I'm one who prefers multiple sex acts, in any adult film, I tend to seek out the "negative" aspects more in films of this nature, than possibly in standard porn format. Yet, I am always fair in criticism! Alas, I have detailed some very admirable characteristics of Young and Thirsty, but now comes my critical review!

Aside from being a bit redundant, that's the nature of such a beast, there were actually very few negative notations made upon my trusty legal pad. However few, though, we must make light of them. The first involves nothing more than bad lighting. Bright sunlight shining into the camera lens is never good - not even in artistic porn pieces. Then, there's bad performance. One scene in particular displayed both terribly scripted lines and even worse delivery. Hence, the eroticism was all but lost. And finally, the old "I'm ready for my close-up Mr. DeMille". With a gonzo slash wall-to-wall production, one would expect some sexy playin' up to the camera. Unfortunately, sometimes the girls just don't know when to say when. Thus, the pretty eyes become silly and ineffective.

Bonuses? Oh my, yes. There is plenty of "extra" material on this Elegant Angel disc. The opening screen, scored with a "bluesy" track, offers three main options. Viewers can choose to play the movie, jump to individual chapters or check out the appropriately name "extras". Venturing into the "extras", one can select from a bevy of interactive choices which include; trailers, photos, internet access, behind the scenes, a Tribute to Buttwoman and my personal favorite - Twisted Pix (manipulated erotic still photos - artsy and bizarre).

Recommendations... audiences with an oral fixation, solo fantasy thrill seekers, or possibly chicks wishing to catch a tip or two? Come on, girls like porn too you know! Seriously though, this DVD is truly marketed to the masturbating male public, so bear that in mind.