Shut Up & Blow Me! - Volume 3

The single-theme mania continues in porn. The "Shut Up And Blow Me" series celebrates the "You-do-me, I-won't-do-you" fantasy that many men have. Yes, Hugh Grant probably loves this series. That this is sexuality at its most selfish, doesn't seem to matter to the producers or the fans that buy these videos.

The attraction of this type of video is that the female performer sucks dick and gets cum in the face as her thanks. In some instances, what is happening is that the viewer is fulfilling his fantasy of having a favorite pornstar blow him. In other cases, the viewer may be living out a "payback" fantasy: demeaning or degrading a porn performer who he thinks is too stuck on herself, or may not have been particularily nice during a personal appearance. (I imagine that there was an entire universe of guys who fantazied about cumming on Savannah's face when she was alive--or, who have these same thoughts today about Jenna.)

In some ways blow job videos are the most "male-oriented" or macho genre in porn. Couples don't buy them, these videos aren't about love--just pure selfish sex.

The main attraction in "Shut Up & Blow Me, Volume 3" is a pre-boob job Shay Sweet. Even though she looks like she hasn't in a week (major bags under her eyes), her petite, tight thong-encased butt is guaranteed to get a rise out of even the most jaded viewer. In her scene she labors long and hard before getting her facial, cum dripping down her face and into her mouth. Unfortunately, Shay's scene (like most on the DVD) lasts only about three minutes; with no position changes, or changes in camera angles. The fact that Shay only drops her bikini top and keeps her bottoms on also dilutes the sexual appeal of her scene. To not allow the viewer long, caressing shots of Shay's butt while she sucks cock is a crime.

(By the way, with her now-enhanced chest, Shay Sweet could be major competition for new Vivid Girl, Devon. But, her poor choices in porn productions and career management makes her movement from the "B" list to the "A" list of porn very unlikely.)

Finally, with shay's scene out of the way, the video just drags on. Eighteen or so other females suck and get drenched (including Lisa Haper, Gina Ryder and Pryce Leigh)but there is little or no interest for the viewer.

Final Verdict: This is low-grade porn at its worst: no stars, no production values, no direction. Just a one-trick pony of seeing girl after girl suck dick.

The fact is the blowjobs were OK in most cases and not really bad but I couldn't count 2 cumshots that were really impressive. I think even a good blowjob is brought down by a completely lame or non-existant cumshot. Look else where. Shut Up and Blow Me 1 & 2 are very good but the third time isn't the charm.

20 Girls means 20 scenes and a nice deal - almost a $1 a scene. Very good blowjobs and cumshots in this DVD my favorite girl was Amy Lee she talked dirty it was very hot!