Welcome to the Valley 2

Dick Smothers, Jr. plays a caricature of Nectar's real-life founder and CEO Sean Logan in Welcome To The Valley 2, an amusing spoof that has some fairly entertaining sexual action in it.

The first sex scene has Dick on the set of a porn shoot instructing "Jungle Man" Marco Duato about his about to be filmed encounter with Harmony. The cameras roll, and Marco begins by giving Harmony some oral, which is followed up with missionary, reverse cowgirl and doggy. The scene wraps up with Harmony sucking on Marco's cock and with him jerking off onto her face.

There are two solo-masturbation sequences in Welcome To The Valley 2, and the first one has Mackenzie Mack getting herself off with both her fingers and a glass dildo as she crouches near the edge of a pool.

Billy Tyler plays one of Dick's editors, and Billy complains to Dick about the fact that he has to sit under an air conditioning vent all day while there's a perfectly empty area adjacent to his desk where he could move his computer to. Dick explains to him that the area is only for special purposes, and then reminds him to stop whacking off during work hours...which is exactly what Billy starts to do when Dick leaves the room. Billy then fantasizes about being joined by blonde Alexis Malone - whom he gives missionary, reverse cowgirl and doggy to before she helps jerk him off onto her tongue and chin. Viewers then get to see the same pop-shot from a side angle.

Welcome To The Valley 2's second solo-masturbation scene is next, as Tyla Wynn works a white vibe in and out of her pussy.

Billy is assigned the task of hiring some porn girls and finding a location for a shoot. When he gets to the location, he meets up with Jana Cova and Isabella - who do a nice lesbian scene together, one of the best sex scenes in this title. Isabella gives oral to Jana, then uses a glass dildo on her. Later in the scene, Isabella wears a strap-on and starts pumping Jana in the doggy position.

Nick Manning, who owns the house that Billy is shooting the girls at, shows up with no idea a porn shoot was supposed to take place. Nick demands to have sex with one of the girls, but they explain to him that they don't like cock ("Something we have in common!" Nick replies!). So when Rio Mariah shows up, Nick takes her inside to have some fun with her. This scene includes missionary, doggy, the "pile driver" position, and some more doggy before Nick explodes onto her face.

The DVD of Welcome To The Valley 2 includes a 7-minute "Cutting Room Floor" featurette, which is actually behind the scenes footage, and maintains the kind of humor that you'll see in the movie. There's also a slide show and 12 trailers for other Nectar releases.

This is the first volume I watched in the Welcome To The Valley series from Nectar, and I'll definitely be checking out more of them. This was a fun, lighthearted and humorous romp that should appeal to the couples' market out there.

This is the funniest porno I have ever watched in my life. I got it a week ago and have watched it about six times. I love how it isn't lame toilet humor, but really funny stuff. The women are gorgeous in this thing too. I love the two girls in the lesbian scene. Really, really hot!