Original Wicked Woman, The

The Original Wicked Woman was Chasey Lain's first appearance for Wicked Pictures, and it's a pretty good debut. The story has Chasey playing a chick from another planet who tries to save the destruction of Earth by going back in its past and having sexual encounters with historical figures. So, consider this the Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure of adult film.

The first stop for Chasey (naturally) is back at the Garden of Eden, where she runs into Adam (played by Tom Byron). If you ignore the obvious questions like "Why does Adam have a tattoo?" and "Why does the grass in the Garden of Eden look like Astroturf?", this is a fairly enjoyable scene. Tom takes Chasey in the missionary, cowgirl and doggy positions, before unloading on her ass.

Next up for Chasey is ancient Egypt and a meeting with Cleopatra, in which she imparts some sexual advice to the queen of the Nile, who just happens to be played by Isis Nile, appropriately enough. Cleopatra has a sexual encounter with Julius Caesar (Steven St. Croix) that climaxes in only facial of the film (some of the cumshot also lands on Isis' breasts).

Chasey is finding out, however, that her interference in human history is only making matters worse, so she continues to try to straighten things out - this time by visiting Joan of Arc (P.J. Sparxx) in France. Who would have guessed that Joan was a rug muncher?! This is a pretty good scene, as two of the most beautiful women ever in porn go at each other, including P.J. fingering Chasey's asshole.

The fourth scene finds Chasey once again in France, this time trying to pass on some more advice to Marie Antoinette (Sahara Sands). Sahara gets into a threesome with two of her male aides, played by Alex Sanders and Steve Hatcher (who is billed in the titles as Jake Williams). The highlight of this segment is that Sahara gets double penetrated by the guys, but I found myself disappointed by the climax, as Sahara just jerks both guys off onto her tits. Gee, you'd think a girl who liked to be double penetrated would enjoy a good facial...but I guess not.

The next to last scene is set prior to World War I and features Mati Hari (Celeste), Isabella DuPont (Beatrice Valle) and Klaus Reinhardt (Woody Long) in a threesome. To the best of my recollection of this scene, I don't think Beatrice even gets penetrated by Woody, and there is no visible cumshot at the conclusion of the sequence. However, the blowjob action both girls give to Woody is very impressive, so the scene is not a total loss.

The final segment finds Chasey on present-day Earth - or I guess 1993, since that's when this movie was filmed, as has her in some more lesbian action, this time with Alexis DeVell. This scene isn't as much fun as the Chasey/P.J. encounter earlier in the movie, and since there's no historical figure attached to this scene (Chasey is told that this woman will go on to do great things...well, I guess she didn't!), it didn't have the erotic feel of the others.

Overall, this is a pretty nice DVD, and a must-have for Chasey Lain fans. The acting isn't very good, but the film has been transferred to DVD nicely, and this disc has a very sharp picture and only has a few glitches which are obviously from the source material. There's not much in the way of bonus features though, which mainly consist of a lot of slide shows featuring the actresses and the typical promotional information you'll find on almost any Wicked DVD. It would have been nice if Wicked had tried to get some of the cast members back together for a commentary track or perhaps some new interviews, but I guess that's probably easier said than done.

While a lot of this movie is good for what it is, the Sahara Sands section is outstanding. My wife loves the slow undressing of her by her two studs and the slow building to the DP action. One of the best scenes of this type we've found for reliving our own memories of such activities.