Babes In Black

James Avalon's Babes In Black isn't the first movie to spoof the Men In Black movies, but it's probably the best - bringing us a cast of very attractive women and (most notably) the return of Syren as a performer, who hasn't done a porn flick in a while.

The production values on Babes In Black aren't any higher than the average adult feature - but director James Avalon does a good job with what he is given, and viewers should be impressed with the anamorphic widescreen transfer (which was shot with HD cameras) and the 2.0 Dolby soundtrack.

As the movie opens dark-haired Veronica Stone is making out with John Strong and while she's riding him cowgirl she notices Syren entering the room. Syren joins the pair (she blows John but isn't penetrated) and after John blows his load onto Syren's tits, Syren blows him away with her ray . Turns out John is actually an alien, and Syren is a member of the "Babes In Black" - who can only kill the aliens when they are at their weakest...in other words, after they have shot their load.

Syren explains the situation to Veronica and leaves her business card - just in case Veronica wants to join the "BIBs". That night, Veronica has a wild sexual dream where she watches Jasmine Byrne in a threesome with two blue aliens (John Strong and Marcus London wearing masks). Jasmine gets double penetrated - among other things - and the guys wind up shooting their cum into her mouth, which she then spits into Veronica's mouth, who swallows it down.

The next morning, Veronica heads off to the address that Syren gave her, and Syren introduces her to the "Babes In Black" program. She takes Veronica upstairs to witness a training session where BIB agent Monica Breeze is showing new recruit Kamela how to have sex with an alien before having to blow him away. The male performer here is Rusty Nails, and this turns out to be one of the hottest scenes in the movie, as Monica is very vocal and shows Kamela the proper way to suck dick, get fucked and take a pop-shot (Rusty shoots into Monica's mouth, and Monica then kisses Kamela).

Veronica's first assignment is to get it on with and eliminate suspected alien Tommy Gunn. She meets Tommy in a bedroom and warms him up with a blowjob, followed by a 69, and then sex in the reverse cowgirl, spoon, doggy and missionary positions. The sexual action concludes with Tommy cumming in her mouth...but when she goes to shoot him, it turns out that Tommy isn't an alien after all!

The last scene in Babes In Black is a real winner...an orgy segment that is made up of Syren, Veronica, Brianna Love, Ashley Gracie, Sean Michaels, Anthony Hardwood and Kris Slater - and takes up about a half-hour of movie time (the entire flick clocks in at an impressive 2 hours and 45 minutes). The only one to get anal in this scene is Brianna, who takes Sean's meat up her behind in the missionary and doggy positions - although it's worth pointing out that while Sean is giving Brianna doggy anal, Ashley is there to suck and clean off Sean's cock occasionally when he pulls out. We also get to see Syren penetrated in this scene, as she pairs up with Kris for a number of positions. The segment ends with oral pop-shots and cum swapping - as Sean cums in Brianna's mouth, who then swaps with Ashley; Anthony cums in Veronica's mouth, who also swaps with Ashley; and Kris blasts a load that lands in Syren's mouth and also on Ashley's and Syren's faces.

Although this is a 2-disc set, the extras are pretty average. There's a really nice 41-minute behind the scenes featurette which is also anamorphically enhanced over on Disc 2 of the set, but the only other features on the second DVD are a number of different slide shows for the movie. Disc 1 only contains the movie and a chapter selection for it.

Babes In Black isn't as impressive as Red Light's Darkside was (also directed by Avalon), but it's a lot of fun...and might even warrant a sequel or two if enough porn fans check this one out.