Lewd Conduct #12

With the line-up of talent in Diabolic's Lewd Conduct 12, it would be hard for anyone to screw up this movie - and the good news is that this DVD is probably every bit as entertaining as you hoped it would be, although it does lag a bit in the middle.

Things start out great, however, with Shyla Stylez, one of the adult world's hottest new blondes who (as most of us already know) isn't shy about taking it up her backdoor on film. She's teamed up here with Erik Everhard and Lexington Steele, and the scene is just as nasty and hardcore as you could possibly hope. Things start off with Shyla taking doggy in turn from both men, and then Erik picks her up for some standing missionary action. Later in the scene, Erik enters her backdoor in the reverse cowgirl position, and it's not long before Lex is sliding his big tool into her pussy for some hot double penetration fun. And if that weren't entertaining enough, they guys switch holes so that Erik is not in her pussy and Lex is up her ass! To top this great opening scene off, Shayla takes facials from both guys, and swallows down every drop she can get!

Director Mike John probably knew he wasn't going to top the first scene, so he saves the other two knockouts (i.e. Jenna Haze and Kacey) for later in the film, and brings us Kiwi for scene two. This is the point in the movie where Lewd Conduct begins to lag a bit, as Kiwi joins Mario and Erik for a threesome, but doesn't get any anal, and doesn't seem to swallow much (if any) of the cumshots that she receives.

There's also no anal in scene three, which is a one-on-one pairing between Sharon (who appears to be at least part Latina) and Mario. She does manage to swallow down Mario's load, but most of the action leading up to that point is pretty much by-the-numbers sex.

Things start to pick up in scene four with Victoria Styles, a very cute black girl who is paired with Lex. If this scene has one failing, it's that Lex doesn't have much of a pop shot at the end of the scene (probably still depleted from his encounter with Shyla!). But to her credit, she swallows the little that Lex gives her.

Kacey hasn't appeared in a ton of videos, but everytime I've seen her in action, I've enjoyed what I've watched. Here, she gets a good anal reaming from Erik Everhard and seems to enjoy every minute of the action - taking it up her behind in the spoon, doggy and missionary positions. And just in case you're wondering - yes, Kacey does swallow Erik's load!

If you've seen Jenna Haze in action before, I don't have to tell you how cute and uninhibited she is - you should already know. However, as far as Jenna scenes go, her one here (with Mario and Erik Everhard) seems to fall somewhere in the middle of her best segments. I've seen her do better stuff in some of Jules Jordan's movies for Evil Angel (her scene in Flesh Hunter 2 is still probably my personal favorite), and here she kind of just goes through the motions, although the scene is still very enjoyable to watch. Jenna does get anal from both guys and does something I wish more actresses would do when in a scene with more than one guy - waits until both of them cum in her mouth before swallowing it down.

Followers of Diabolic (and Anabolic, for that matter) should not be surprised to hear that once again there's not much in the way of bonus material on this disc. In fact, I think the studio may be one of the few who still actually make flipper DVDs...they're certainly the last of the "big" adult studios to do it. But most potential customers won't be coming to this one for the features anyway - the fact that Shyla, Jenna and Kacey are all in one movie should be enough incentive to throw this one in your shopping cart and add it to your collection.

I'll give this an overall 4 out of 5, but my reason for writing this is that I've really got to take issue with the Empire review. What I enjoyed most about this video can be summed up in one word: Kiwi. Kiwi is not only very cute and pretty looking, which is par for the course in a series like this, she sports probably the most luscious, slamming all-natural body I've ever seen in porn - which is to say going right back to when Ron Jeremy was slim! Her breasts hang just about perfectly, complementing a lean, tight figure which also features some incredibly sexy legs, a firm, tight backside and a flat stomach that shouldn't be ignored. The sight of her jiggling breasts and tensed-up abs as she rides man-meat is simply glorious to behold. She's pitched with two guys here and her scene includes a lengthy double vagina penetration which I found far more stimulating than the usual anal/vagina sandwich which we've all seen hundreds of times before. I also found Victoria Styles to be worth checking out, but Kiwi alone is well worth the price of this latest offering from the ever-reliable Mike John.