Taboo 13

So, is it just me, or has anyone else noticed that there are fewer and fewer original name for movies, and more and more sequels? Taboo 13 continues this tradition, and granted, I haven't seen any of the previous films, but it seemed moderately entertaining, so if anyone wants to offer me any opinions about the other 12 flicks, drop me a line. On to the review.

We open with Julia Ann, the apparent star, getting her Zen concentration masturbation on with her guru (and also apparent lover). After a brief striptease, she bails and leaves the somewhat less attractive and less thin Sydney Dance to appease the Zen master with her ample bosom. Perched on a bar stool she spreads her legs for his roaming tongue before swallowing his little Buddha before he sticks it in the most holy of holies. From there, they move to the floor where she gets in from behind with the leg up, avoiding the cumshot in the mouth for the chest instead.

Down in the dumps, Julia calls her friend Asia Carerra to console her about the breakup from Funkmaster Zen in the last scene. During the call, we get the flashback to Barbara Doll and Julia getting it on while a massive orgy goes on all around them. Up on the pedestal, Julia gets hands all over her while Barbara directs the action from the background. In crawls some guy and wraps his tongue all over her snatch while she writhes around before she wraps her lips all around his business. Taking it to the next level, he shoves her on top and then slides it in her pooper from the missionary stance before a gratuitous cumshot in the mouth.

Next we find Julia in the bathtub, where Asia has come over to console her the best way that she knows how- with some woman loving. They play around for a while before getting down to business, burying tongues in pussies that have just been recently cleansed with the bathwater - is there anything better? Then Asia produces the plastic love stick and rams it in Julia from the backside before they get out, dry off, and Julia, continuing to be dumb and deny herself the pleasures that she so clearly wants, dumps Asia.

Another flashback to the orgy room, though this time Nicole London is the object of the as she attempts to tackle three trouser mice, alternating the sucking like a circus seal with some toy horns. Soon, one of them takes her from behind while she desperately tries to cram two cocks in her mouth at the same time. Switch to the missionary, and then into the double penetration before a triple load of cum is shot into her mouth. I must say though, that all of the sex going on in the background was a bit distracting, kind of like trying to watch an entire wall of TV's that are playing different episodes of "The Price is Right". Bob Barker, you old dog.

In the final scene, Julia makes her last appearance with a new (or possibly old) husband, or at least some guy where there's a history. They start going at it, and then she leaves him blue-balled in the living room while she goes to the kitchen to think about it. Fucking bitch. But then she does come back and go down on him with some authority after he licks her fur burger. They move to the stairs (that has to be uncomfortable) for a little shaggin' where she rides the cock like a mechanical bull before she gets the rough-ride from the backside and a protein pack on the tits.

Overall, a pretty good movie. Not much of a plot, but what they had was rather incoherent, then again, are we watching for the plot or the acting for that matter? Whatever. In terms of features, this disc had photos, upcoming releases, Internet info, and company info.