For Love, Money Or A Green Card

For Love, Money or a Green Card is an X-rated comedy starring Roxy Jezel and Randy Spears. Stormy Daniels does a great job directing Roxy, who portrays a girl that is down on her luck, instead of a gold-digging, greedy brat. I thought that Spears was absolutely hilarious in this DVD, and I am almost embarrassed to admit that I was laughing out loud during a few of his scenes.

The movie starts out with Roxy and friends gathered together for a game of poker. After her man (Mr. Pete) loses at poker, Roxy can't go out because they're broke and she failed her driving exam. When everyone leaves, Roxy gets her man to turn off the TV and play with her instead. She climbs on top of him and indulge in foreplay and oral sex. After Roxy gets poked in a number of positions a fight ensues and she kicks her man out of the house.

The next scene is a montage of Randy Spears' anal retentive habits, and Roxy's disorderly ways. I think the viewer isn't given enough credit here though, because this scene is stretched out a little too long and is in no way subtle. People who watch porn watch regular movies too and we know how to pick up on things throughout the movie. We could have done without this scene altogether and would have been perfectly aware that Randy and Roxy are going to be mis-matched couple.

In the office where Spears is an accountant, he doesn't even notice sexy Gia Paloma bending over in front of him, and he doesn't comment on her hotness after the boss (Tommy Gunn) points it out to him. Roxy is also at work as a fashion designer, and she has just received notice that her visa is about to expire. The scene cuts to Avy Scott and Kinzie Kenner making out and groping each other on the couch. They undress and eat each others pussies, and then use a silver vibe, and a strap-on for anal play.

Roxy's friends (Katie Morgan and the lesbian couple in the previous scene) try to find her a hubby so she can get her green card because they are getting nowhere with the immigration department. Roxy goes out to a fancy restaurant with "Dr. Benjamin", the man she met online that could be her potential husband. Just as the two are warming up to each other over conversation, a pregnant and Carmen Hart appears in the background. With rollers in her hair and a bottle in her hand she confronts "Dr. Benjamin" about his cheating, dealing, and missing child support.

After many bad dates it looks as if Roxy is about to give up. The scene cuts to Katie Morgan who is getting busy on the couch with her man, Nick Manning. They are making out, sucking, undressing, licking, and fucking. You will see missionary style sex on the couch and doggy style sex until he cums on her ass. Afterwards, Nick suggests that they pay a man off to marry Roxy. Avy brings in her brother Thomas (Randy Spears) who has agreed to marry Roxy for $20,000. The initial meeting is awkward, especially after Randy says that he can use the money to fix the cracks in his driveway. This fast-paced comedy shows them being approved for a marriage license, getting married, and moving in. Mr. Anal Retentive quickly becomes aware of all of Roxy's habits and is not pleased. How dare she leave a wet towel on the bathroom floor?

At work, Randy has finished a sales report and wants to bring it to his boss immediately. He walks in on Gunn eating Gia's pussy on the office desk and quickly hides his eyes. This was my favorite sex scene, and it included a blowjob, doggy style, tit fucking, anal reverse cowgirl, anal sex in the missionary position, and an open mouth facial.

Since she lost her job, Roxy is now working as an independent fashion designer. She has fabric and drawings scattered all over the house when Randy gets home. At first he gets mad, and then he thinks that he must be on some kind of bizarre reality show. After a surprise visit from a marriage counselor and burnt dinner they are about ready to kill each other. Randy goes to his sister for advice, and also to admit that he is in love with Roxy. He doesn't want to win Roxy's affection with money, so Randy teaches her how to drive and is later rewarded with a kiss.

It seems as though Roxy is warming up to Randy when she brings him lunch at his office. But when Randy introduces her to his boss as "just a friend", Roxy decides that she is done pretending. She gets together with Tommy Gunn, and we get to see her sucking on his cock. Roxy thinks that she's in love, but she later catches Gunn cheating on her with Gia again in the office. Roxy still doesn't know that Randy is in love with her and thinks that he still only cares about the money for his driveway. Randy surprises his lady and uses the money to buy her a new car. Everything becomes clear to Roxy and that is when she takes him in the bedroom and they get frisky in the last sex scene of the DVD.

There is a bonus scene with Roxy and Van Damage from Gossip, The Making Of For Love, Money Or A Green Card, bloopers, photo gallery, and star galleries. The bonus scene is definitely worth checking out, and this time you don't have to follow a storyline.

I do highly recommend this DVD, but keep in mind that this movie was made with the intensions that the viewer would watch it from beginning to end. If you just want to watch sex, browse the gonzo section, but if you are looking for entertainment and sex, then look no further.