Massive Boobs

Let it be known that I have absolutely no problem with breasts. Duh. I mean, look at Jayden James on the cover of Massive Boobs. While it's not the best picture of her I've ever seen (check out her scene in Big Tits Round Asses 2 or her entry in the Big Wet Tits series from Elegant Angel), it's still plenty enough to make me want this disc and want a piece of her.

The first scene features Shyla Stylez. Blondes have never done it for me, and yet there's something about Shyla that is just otherwordly sexy to me. From her fantastic breasts to awesome legs and tasty looking pussy and ass, I want to be all over her. She works her whole body over on the bed, giving us a great strip show and look at all of her assets before getting down to business. Shyla gets both holes thoroughly plugged before taking a load in her mouth and on her face.

Angelina Valentine is relatively new to me, but she's already a favorite with the tattoo sleeve she has working down her left arm. This curvy brunette shows herself off much the same way Shyla does, though we get the added joy of watching her walk up stairs from behind. Very nice. While she's not into the anal sequence, her scene is no less fun to watch. After a big load on her tits, she's still all smiles for the camera. I'm a bit jealous that it's the same guy as the first scene. Lucky bastard.

Abbey Brooks always puts on a good show, and the very curvy blonde makes no exception here. She struts and smirks out in the sun, working her body for everything it's worth. Thankfully it's an indoor sex scene (I have a bit of a bias against outdoor scenes, as they're always far too bright and wash out the talent), though it's still well lit and worth watching. Abbey shows up her impressive deep throating skills, getting face fucked for a bit while we're at it. Very hot stuff. Abbey works through her usual array of tricks, all well worth paying attention to, and I can't quite ever get enough of watching her thighs while she's doing a reverse cowgirl. She's not a twiggy girl, and I think that's what I like about her. There's something to her. It's all standard sex positions, but it's all done in a way that's kind of aggressive and done with quite a bit of interest. I don't think there's a great deal of acting between these two. Great shot at the end as well.

Jayden really does steal the show for me, though, sporting a very sexy, and far too small, red bikini to tease us to open her scene. After just the right amount of taunting, Jayden pulls that bikini top down and shows off her ample and gorgeous tits. The bottoms aren't far behind as Jayden gets herself all wet in an outdoor fountain. The guy shows up in the scene, and the incredibly lucky son of a bitch does a great job of being a grateful man, exploring every inch of Jayden's body. It's a distinct pleasure, much like watching Eva Angelina do reverse cowgirl, to watch Jayden on her back on a couch, legs spread wide, arms apart showing off her tits, getting hammered and staring up longingly into his eyes. This woman should be more than a star; she should be a phenomenon, on everyone's favourite list. If anyone can find me an autograph, please let me know at the usual address.

Normally a film like this would concern me a bit, as I would expect a Brandy Talore or Gianna here. That's not necessarily a bad thing, though I think Brandy is a bit overdone and I'm just tired of Gianna. Here the director doesn't care if the talent has massive boobs because of genetics or augmentation. And good on him. The selection of ladies present here is well worth your money, with Shyly and Jayden very much stealing the show for me and Angelina a very pleasant surprise. Elegant Angel continues their work of producing some of the best porn in the world, with Massive Boobs being another worthy example.