Up and Cummers 59

It's Randy West (the man, the myth,... ). It's Up and Cummers. Odds are, you know what you're getting into the moment you check out this disc. There are only about a hundred of these (watch your back, Ed Powers...), but one of those other ones might prove better to the connoisseur.

For those of you unfamiliar with Mr. West's magnum (ahem...) opus series, the Mad Mullet interviews and nails a bevy of new starlets, some of whom have gone on to great things. Many of them, though, only appear here, and quite a few are worth checking out. Many others aren't worth that, but full respect to them for their effort.

Unfortunately for us, the girls in Up and Cummers 59 aren't much in the bunch that will have a big future. They put in a nice effort, but all put together on this disc, well, nothing much stands out. Including me, after watching it.

First up we have Leanni Lei and Faith Angel, two okay-looking girls that are set up as the headline act for the disc, and they warm up with the usual interview questions. Then there's a nice lesbian 69, never something to complain about, regardless of who's involved. But the girls, after a bit of toy fun, break it up, and Randy makes his inevitable way out from behind the camera and into the action. He's more concerned with Leanni, as it's Faith's first video, and she looks somewhat amateur in comparison. Not without talent, just new. So Leanni rides Randy whilst Randy makes a snack of Faith, then we move around a bit before abruptly taking a time out. Huh?

Alright, now we have some odd shots of Julie Meadows. Not particularly good ones, either. Unflattering. She goes through the interview process as well before a bit of masturbation... thank you, sir! And hey! There's our ol' buddy Herschel Savage! Ol' Herschel showed up and there's a three-way a-brewin'. Sadly, it's shot a bit too many closeups, and it's hard to see much of anything. And Julie isn't much up to the task either, and it's a cumshot and gracious exit. Thank you.

We're back to Leanni, now, with Faith concerning herself with what's between her own legs off in the corner. Some quick action, Leanni riding Randy (with Faith coming over for a nut rub), and the hiatus is over. Randy calls it the hottest anal he's shot, but it's probably not the hottest you've seen. C'mon Randy, you've had better...

We've had better than Jade, too, even though she's the one that finishes off this edition. Randy doesn't bother getting behind the camera for this one, out in front straight away. They warm up a bit, then Jade strips and works it for the camera for a bit. Nothing to get excited about. The sex is mercifully quick, with nothing standing out. At all. I was surprised when the disc then ended abruptly, feeling a bit cheated in this volume.

Nothing much in the land of extras, but that's not really the point to these. There's a decent picture gallery, but that's about all. The gang at New Machine should be commended for a nice menu setup, with the first screen sorted by each girl(s). After that, you choose where you want to drop in at, totaling in with a rather hefty number of chapter stops. Quite helpful.

Audio and video are what you would expect from something shot in this manner. Don't be expecting Adam & Eve or Digital Playground-level production. This isn't about that.

Randy has done better, be assured, and you might want to check out another volume first. Heck, pick up one of the excellent I Love Lesbians discs (quite nice, especially the one with Ruby), or even a Real Female Masturbation (the one with Ashley Adams... heart stopping) instead. You'll think more of Randy that way, seeing some of his better work while you're at it. If you're a fan of one of the ladies here, though, there probably isn't a better way to have them showcased. Randy's experience both in front of and behind the camera see to that.

Not bad, but there has been much, much better.