Temporary Positions

Temporary Positions is a tale of sexual intrigue in a complicated office situation. Two of Bette Midler's favorite subjects (industrial espionage and tits) get special treatment, so it can't be all bad! This is a Vivid production, so you know there's going to be some hot action.

I'll start off with a gripe: this movie fails to give credits to its stars. No pictorial credits, not even character names in the final roll. This is why you'll see more references to "the blonde" etc. in this review than I'd prefer. Sorry!

Enough chatter. How about the sex?

The first scene is between thoroughly disinterested janitor J.J. Michaels, and horny office worker "Olga Parsons." The first minute or so is all in silhouette, then it improves. J.J. starts by sucking on Olga's breasts, then moves down to lick her clit. Oddly, he plays the entire scene with his eyes closed, seeming entirely uninterested in what's going on. I guess you can put a good fantasy spin on it: certainly if you were there at the taping, Olga would rather have the very interested you eating her than the diffident J.J. The scene heats up when Olga goes to her knees. I loved watching J.J.'s curlicue prick sliding in and out of her wet mouth; even though he's paying her no attention, she seductively watches his face the entire time. Then there's a somewhat uninspired fuck by J.J., first face to face then from behind, culminating in a tepid splash of cum on her pretty ass right after an entirely disruptive twenty-second monologue by Laura Palmer. It's such a waste: the scene could have been really average.

The next scene shows a corporate big shot giving an important the gift of flesh: a woman who sells love by the hour. Their words, not mine. Lena undresses and starts to suck the client while "Mr. Bignall" strokes his own cock. Then Lena sucks Bignall while she's eaten from behind. She does look good with a prick in her mouth. Soon she's on her back, pussy filled with client cock while Bignall's veiny rod parts her lips. As the scene winds down, the client puts it doggy style where the sun don't shine, then both men jerk off in her open mouth, with a warm bit of sucking afterwards. That was the hottest part of this scene.

The third scene finds Janine playing with big boss "Helga." Helga licks her pussy from four different angles, and you do get some nice wet closeups. There's some licking both ways, then Helga brings out the big pink cock, wetting it in her mouth before inching it into Janine's hungry hole. Soon Janine is finger fucking Helga on the office copier, then giving it to her doggy style with a big orange dildo. Helga seems to have an orgasm, so she deep-throats the dildo as the scene ends.

In the next scene, Bignall gets Janine and "Trudy" to play together for him. Trudy strips slowly, showing off for the intrigued and increasingly horny Janine. By the time Bignall is grazing on Trudy's warm cleft, Janine is playing with her naked breasts to the fresh electronic sounds of the song "Stinko." It turns out that Trudy sucks a mean cock. Good hand motion, she takes it deep, her long brunette hair looks great, and she makes great eye contact. You wouldn't mind letting her lunch on you while you watched Janine play with her pink folds, would you? Bignall fucks Trudy through several positions until he pulls out and cums on her face at 55:00. Trudy strokes his still-thrusting cock, swallowing the last of his cum and cleaning his pole with her willing, smiling mouth. This finish was even hotter than the end of the second scene between Lena, Bignall and the client.

The last scene is between prim and proper Millie, and Janine. I don't know if it's her bookish glasses, or the retiring demeanor she had the rest of the movie, but it was really exciting watching Millie revealed one delicious bit at a time, perky breasts thrusting up against Janine's milky mounds. Next up for Millie: Janine's beautiful brown eyes staring at her, tongue caressing her engorged pussy lips. Millie returns the favor, and then it's toy time. Both women lick the thick clear plastic prick, then Janine lies back to let it thrust deep inside. Hey, why all the lube on Millie? I guess it's to let a yellow torpedo dildo plunge deep inside as Janine fucks her by hand from behind until Millie cums. Or did she? I don't know if she did, but I'm pretty sure someone did. Hehe.

Video quality in this movie is very uneven. Compare the wonderful, warm flesh tones at 7:00 to the almost unwatchably contrasty and grainy section in the same scene, at 9:30. The quality shifted in this way a number of times during each scene. Another really bad example is at 18:00. I don't know whether it was bad lighting, or poor equipment, or inexpert encoding, but this is definitely not up to Vivid's standards in sections.

As usual, Vivid does a good job on the extras. Unfortunately, the extras don't make up for the lack of decent credits. The only person in the movie featured in the "Meet The Girls" section is Janine. A total of ten Vivid girls each gets a short, mini-video introduction in this familiar section. "Award Winning Sex" shows adult video award presentations. "IntTelSex" has four video clips, none with a cum shot. "Bad Girls" uses the awkward crypt interface to present four short video clips, again no cum shot. Their website is also presented.

On the bonus side of the disc, you get a few more extras. It's all accessed by the typical awkward interface, and lacks proper chaptering and time indexing, so you have to interact every few minutes and you can't pop right to your favorite parts. There are four long previews, with some good sex and cum shots. The Bonus and Interactive selections include a 40-picture manual slideshow, and 21 boy-girl clips, all of which are quite short and lack cum shots. Good eye candy but not useful, if you know what I mean.

Overall, this is a pretty average effort. There were some really hot moments, though, particularly the oral finishes to two scenes and the hot lesbian action between the very pretty Millie and Janine. If you get this one, I'm sure you'll find plenty to enjoy!