Student Body

Dascha certainly is a pretty blonde Czech woman with a sweet smile and very shapely body (no fake tits here), and it's nice to see her featured. As she says in the film "No, no, no. I'm not a dumb slut." Unfortunately, this is not one of Zen's better efforts. There are only five sex scenes, and they are all pretty much by the numbers, except for the two with Dascha. Dascha plays a foreign exchange student named Kinga who is pledging to the Tri-Twat Sorority. The name gives you a sense of the intellectual level of this film. The three girls there (Sky, Violet Love, and Lauryl Canyon) give Kinga a bad time partly because she doesn't speak English. One of professors fucks her, and eventually Kinga gets her revenge, speaking English (and three other languages), and she says she has with the boyfriend, Brandon, of the ringleader, Suzanne (Violet Love). The other two girls apologize and ask Kinga to tutor them so they won't flunk out. The settings are all bad looking. Not a college campus in sight. The sorority building doesn't look like any I've ever seen.

There is a lot of lesbian action at this sorority. The first scene is a lesbian couple with Violet Love and Sky. No sex toys. Not bad, but nothing terribly hot. Kinga comes in on them and they make her strip. Love kind of resembles Gina Gershon, though she is a bit rolly-polly and not as pretty.

They tell her that she has to strip for her English Professor, Professor Lecher. So she shows up on his office nude. This is a pretty good scene. Dascha is an enthusiastic cocksucker. She seems a kind-hearted soul who enjoys giving pleasure. She is advertised as the squirting sensation, and if that's what you're looking for, you'll be disappointed. We see her squirt briefly. At one point, we start to see that her legs are all wet, and later he fingers her while some liquid comes out. That's it. It is a long scene, though. The girl has stamina.

The next scene has Love in a cheerleader costume doing Mr. Marcus and Julian. Intercut with this are scenes of Dascha masturbating on the sink in the bathroom she has been cleaning. Here we see just a little squirting at the end of her scene. Violet Love is not bad in her scene, but it is not particularly hot.

Then Lauryl Canyon has sex on a bench outside with her tutor, who is just about to go an exchange program in Europe. She says she may have to become a stripper if she can't pas her classes, and they have sex. She is a cute blonde, though not particularly sexy, in my book. Not a bad performance, but uninspired.

Then Dascha has sex with Bobby Vitale and Julian. This is the best scene of the film. After giving head to both and getting fucked by both, she takes them in a DP.

The credits roll as Violet love is left to clean up the bathroom, as Sky had asked her to do in the opening of the film. She keeps whining and saying "shit, shit." I guess we're supposed to feel like the tables have turned, but the plot is handled so clumsily, it's hard to tell what we are supposed to think.

Unless you are a major Dascha fan, I'd skip this video. You might also want to check her out in "Shakespeare Revealed", though she doesn't squirt or star in that one (she is on the cover, though).

Vivid packs extras here, but it still fails technically. The virtual room you enter is difficult to navigate unless you already familiar with other similar Vivid titles. And, as usual in Vivid DVDs, the multiple angles are pretty much a waste of time. Sometimes the extra angle is a shot of a guy's back as he is fucking the woman. Gee, just what I wanted to see. The technical quality is so-so. The image is a bit grainy. The DVD has eight chapters, fully animated, as usual. Extra rooms include Dascha (three scenes), bonus rooms with Kira (three scenes), Sky (three scenes), Lori Michaels (three scenes), Taylor Hayes (three scenes), Devon (three scenes), Dascha (another three scenes), and Michael Zen (three scenes, from "Peckers", "Stardust 8", and "Stardust 9"), and Meet the Girls (Janine, Alex Taylor, Heather, Devon, Jenteal and Dascha). There is also a bonus disc with over fifty previews.