Luna Chick

The 8-Inch Critic review here gives you this movie's plot, cast, and action details, so I'll skip that and cut to the recommendation. If you are a fan of Racquel Darrian, you will likely strongly live or even love this movie; she's the unbridled marquee star of the film. But if you are a fan of Tiffany Million -- or love hot-blooded, well-toned MILFs and have never seen Ms. Million in action -- you should get this movie, NOW.

I'm not a big fan of Racquel but I see why viewers like her with her above-average [for porn] looks. You want a Playboy centerfold-type woman doing hardcore? That's Racquel, and her sex scenes here won't disappoint. But the reason I bought this DVD and why I still watch it and enjoy it is the movie's co-star, Tiffany Million. She is hot.

She's the MILF that MILFs should aspire to. Her intensity, her facial and vocal expressions, her super-toned body (do you think Madonna is sexy now? you'll like Tiffany then) ... all combine to bring your MILF-lovin' rocks off. Especially wonderful to watch is her long scene with two guys in her living room that includes anal. "Watch my face! Watch my face!" she commands as she grimaces while being penetrated anally by a big black cock. The great porn director Paul Thomas wisely shows us Tiffany's *face* during that sequence, not some generic anus+penis close-up. It is terrifically hot, something that most typical porno isn't.

Ms. Million also does a smokin' g2g scene with Racquel that is super stroke material. Make you wish the entire movie was that.

So, if you like Tiffany Million (and her self-lactating tits when she cums!) or just well-toned MILFs in general, this is a great movie. It's Paul Thomas, so shot on film and grainy-looking on DVD, but none of that handheld gonzo crap that passes for "movies" these days.

Worth the buy!

After watching "Lunachick," you may never perceive the phrase "madly in love" the same way again. Credit Racquel Darrian for that. She's definitely one convincing sexual psycho. And Tiffany Million, as her therapist, throws a pretty good hissy fit too. I'd suggest that they both get tossed in a rubber room, but that would mean covering up their hot bods with straight jackets, and that's something we certainly don't want to do. Given there are a handful of "rubbers" already being used and tossed around in this flick, I say we forego the padded room and just let the two of them run amok so we can enjoy the results of their titillating sexual tirades. That said, let's get right into the storyline and related sex. We have a lot to cover here before we're through. And believe me, you don't want to miss one second of this excellent Vivid DVD!

"Lunachick's" plot revolves around the failed marriage of Jane London (a very sexy Racquel Darrian) and her husband Tom (Steven St. Croix). Apparently, Jane's been with Tom for 10 years, and Tom is starting to feel a bit confined, especially from a sexual standpoint. So, when Jane's not home one day, Tom decides to have some kinky sex with two French cuties named Christie (Rebecca Lords) and Marie (a naughty looking Chantille). To keep himself entertained, Tom initially asks the girls to dyke it out. The babes gladly oblige by touching and spanking one another, as well as exposing their clean cornholes and clits for Tom to see. The "ass" close-ups, in particular, are excellent. Tom, in fact, is so enamored that he gives each girl a gift - a ribbed pink dildo to stick up their pussies! Eventually, Tom also gives them the real thing - his huge hog! The ladies diligently suck Tom off until he decides to give Christie a slow, sensual rod ride. The multi-angle option comes in quite handy here as it offers you three different viewpoints of all the action. The best angle shows a close up of Christie's box being pounded by Tom's shaft while Marie licks both private parts at a feverish pace. Tom then finishes off Christie in a supine pose before he finally cums on her face.

I'm glad Tom had a good time because the shit hits the fan immediately after the fucking festivities are over. As his "guests" are leaving, Tom's wife Jane (Racquel Darrian, in case you forgot) arrives home to see that her man has been cheating on her. As a result, she slaps Tom in the face and leaves him for good. However, the incident traumatizes her so much that she seeks help from a therapist named Dr. Penelope Michaelson (played by an extremely horny Tiffany Millions) to boost her self esteem.

Apparently, the doctor does too good of a job. Soon, Jane's so emotionally strong that she forgets about her two-timing husband and decides to get involved in some two-timing herself! The only problem is that her affair is with the good doctor's husband, a well-hung dude named Dillon Parker (aka Jon Dough).

Jane initially has a chance meeting with Dillon at a pool hall where he works as a bartender. The two exchange flirty small talk, but Dillon never admits to being married. Still, nothing happens at this first encounter. Dillon, however, can't keep his mind off of Jane. Later that night, as he gets a hummer from Penelope, Dillon envisions Jane feeling herself up while sitting on top of a pool table. The fantasy ultimately causes him to spew his goo on Penelope's face. All the while, the good doctor believes Dillon is thinking of her, but we know otherwise. The next day, Jane continues her therapy. Eventually, she reveals to Penelope her infatuation with Dillon, although she never does actually say his name to the shrink. Jane, in fact, is so turned on by Dillon that she goes back to the pool hall that night and has sex with him. At first, the two just talk, but after the bar closes they get it on big time! Racquel is smoking hot in this scene. She even looks great just standing around in her tight jeans and even tighter sweater (look carefully and you can see her nipples protruding right through her shirt. Very nice!). The multi-angle BJ that starts off their raunchy rendezvous also is fantastic to watch. Later, there's more great multi angle moments when Dillon's condom covered cock fucks Jane doggy style from behind and while she's lying across a bar stool. If that's not enough, wait until you see the load Dillon fires from Jane's clit up to her tits. It's quite a wad!

Going forward, Jane makes several follow up visits to Dillon. During one shown on screen, Dillon lays her on top of the bar counter and munches on her muff. After a while, though, it seems as if Penelope starts suspecting that something is going on. Subconsciously, she plots her revenge by dreaming that she's having a fling of her own - with Jane's husband Tom! Amazingly, she gives Tom oral sex on a stairwell in her house while Dillon is upstairs. Then, Penelope's fantasy gets real brazen when she takes on Tom and a friend of his named Jeffrey who just happens to knock on Penelope's door.

The living room "group therapy" session that follows involves Tom banging Penelope from behind while she sucks on Jeffrey's big black dick. Then, the men trade positions. The only difference is that Jeffrey fucks Penelope doggy style up the ass. Subsequently, he blasts her butt missionary as a screaming Penelope uses an electric vibrator to pleasure her pussy. Tom, for his part, squeezes Penelope's tits and occasionally muffles her moans by pumping his prick in her mouth. Eventually, Tom takes over the coitus chores before both dudes empty their jizz on Penelope's face. The wet dream, however, soon turns nightmarish for Penelope when she envisions Dillon and Jane watching everything from the top of the stairwell.

At the next therapy session, a suspicious and envious Penelope tries to get Jane to reveal the name of her lover. The resulting conversation gets the two ladies so steamed up that they end up dyking it out with each other. Being a doctor, it's Penelope's responsibility to take charge of the situation, and she does an excellent job. She starts out by sucking her patient's tits and clit. Then, she digitizes Jane to orgasm. Jane, however, gets cold feet and soon flees the doctor's office. But that doesn't stop Penelope from finishing the feel good session herself. To that end, she pulls out a silver dildo and pushes it in and out of her shaved pink snatch until she cums as well.

The movie ends with Penelope waiting for Jane to arrive for their next scheduled weekly therapy session. When she doesn't arrive, Penelope fears the worst, thinking that Dillon and Jane are off fucking somewhere. The closing moments of "Lunachick" are a bit offbeat so I'll just let you watch it to see how it all turns out. Rest assured, it's all quite entertaining! Overall, I thoroughly enjoyed this disc. There are just so many positives to it. The sex is diverse and entertaining. The "el loco" ladies are lusty and lovely. And, for you female viewers out there, the guys are hard and well hung. No wonder they decided to call this movie "Lunachick." You'd have to be "nuts" not to like it!