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Up & CUMmers #30
Randy West is such a nice guy. He offer women striving to make it into the porn industry an opportunity to get fucked... by him. It must be a great job. Seeing that this is the 30th installment where charitable cock cavorts with sexy girls, I think he is on to something.
There are five scenes all structured with an interview, a little strip show and then some fucking. The interviews are, as always, very revealing, but also very fast-forwardable. Here we find out, amongst a lot of steaming talk, that Randy is allowing friends in the industry to bring him sexy girls... and THEY get to fuck them. Nice guy. The stripping is nice, especially since the girls in episode 30 are all quite hot. And the sex, well, you won't fast forward through.
Five scenes, four with fucking, that's the nuts and bolts of it. The scenes though are pretty average overall. There are some really hot parts, like when Chastity fingers her own ass. Dawn has porn star looks about her and give a professional blowjob to Vince Voyeur. The scene to look for is with Kiki, the sweet little Asian-American who gets horizontal with Vince Voyeur. He tea-bags her as she fingers her pussy, she takes it in the ass with the greatest of ease, and then Vince blows his nut on her beautiful little face. She is also the sexiest girl in the group as well.
The girls are as a group very sex girls, but not all of them deserve the label. Melina, at least from my couch, did little to make me want to cum. Don't get me wrong, I'd fuck her, but she isn't a sexy girl. Linda is pretty hot, with a white trash look to her, and Dawn looks like a porn star. Kiki though, as I said, is the cats meow. Well, OK, maybe the pussy's meow. She is hot. Nice, small tits, a tight ass and the flair to fuck that you dream of. Did I mention that she likes it in the ass too.
The DVD takes a minimalist approach. Everything is just enough to get DVD worthy status. Technically, the sound and video were very good. The audio at times did fade in and out depending on which direction the voice was pointed. The goodies are like a snack sized Snickers on Halloween, nice, but you want a big candy bar. All that you get is a picture gallery, and that is average.
To sum it all up, I think you all will recognize that this is an average flick. Up & Cummers #30 will definitely have your cock in hand for the majority of the movie, but you won't be jerking off the whole time. For those who like porn with not-quite-ready-for-prime-time pussies in them, you will probably really like this though.
Up And Cummers 30
It seems to us that you can't go wrong in opening a production with a tight shot of Linda Thoren's tight ass, as is the case with Up and Cummers 30. A long solo by Chastity follows before Randy West hammers her ass, and the very orgasmic Dawn Burning cowgirl scene brings back pleasant memories.
The image quality is acceptable, with few artifacts showing in still frame or slo-mo. The photo gallery contains 19 stills, and the "Randy's Theater" section consists only of trailers for other Randy West features.